The Simpsons - Achievement Guide
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There are 44 achievements with a total of 1000 points.
 
 Press START to Play (5 points)
Easiest achievement...ever
  When the game loads up, hit (Start) to play. Yep, that's it.
 
 Chocolate Victory (10 points)
Finish The Land of Chocolate
 

See "Cloud Nine"

 
 Heist Hijinx (10 points)
Finish Bartman Begins
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Burger Victory (10 points)
Finish Around the World in 80 Bites
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Burns Baby Burns (10 points)
Finish Lisa the Tree Hugger
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Fight the Power (10 points)
Finish Mob Rules
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Power Up! (15 points)
Finish Enter the Cheatrix
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 The Alienator (15 points)
Finish Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 A Passive Fish (15 points)
Finish The Day of the Dolphin
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Mmm Donut (15 points)
Finish Shadow of the Colossal Donut
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Save the Simpsons (15 points)
Finish Bargain Bin
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Victory at Sea! (25 points)
Finish Medal of Homer
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Dragon Slayer (25 points)
Finish NeverQuest
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Doggie Dazed (25 points)
Finish Grand Theft Scratchy
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Sparkling Defeat (25 points)
Finish Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 On the Matt (40 points)
Finish Five Characters in Search of an Author
  See "Cloud Nine"
 
 Cloud Nine (100 points)
Finish Game Over
 Simply play through the main storyline for these achievements. Each character has a few special features and power-ups, just pay attention to these and it shouldn't be hard at all.
 
 Goes to 11 (30 points)
Find all of the collectibles in Springfield
  Find every bottle cap, coupon, and seal in Springfield. For help see this thread.
 
 Dufftacular Finish (50 points)
Find all of Homer's Duff Bottle Caps
  Use Homer to collect every bottle cap in Springfield and every level. See "Goes to 11" for more information.
 
 Hairs to You (50 points)
Find all of Marge's Try-n-Save Coupons
  Use Marge/Maggie to collect every coupon in Springfield and every level. See "Goes to 11" for more information.
 
 Doll Crazy (50 points)
Find all of Lisa's Malibu Stacy Seals
  Use Lisa to collect every seal in Springfield and every level. See "Goes to 11" for more information.
 
 Poster Paster (50 points)
Find all of Bart's Krusty Kollectible Koupons
  Use Bart to collect every coupon in Springfield and every level. See "Goes to 11" for more information.
 
 Worst Cliché Ever (50 points)
Find all of the Video Game Cliché Moments
  For help with the clichés, see this thread. You can view your progress from the Main Menu.
 
 Complete Package (150 points)
Finish every episode, find every collectible, and discover every Video Game Cliché Moment
 

See "Cloud Nine", "Goes to 11", and "Worst Cliché Ever".

 

NOTE: Using these video guides you will be able to complete the game, get every collectible and find every cliche. Very helpful. 

 
 Fast Times (50 points)
Beat every episode target time
 Every episode has a target time that you can view from the Mission Select screen. You can beat the time on a replay or on your original playthrough. (cutscene time does not count) If you're having trouble, just keep replaying the levels until you get a feel for the layout, don't bother with collectibles, and skip every enemy you can.
 
 Heavenly Score (20 points)
Get a perfect score on the final Boss battle
 

The final Boss Battle is at the end of "Game Over", where you have to play a game of Dance Dance Revolution with God. If you miss a step or hit one that isn't there, you will get damage, and will not unlock the achievement. Thanks to the shoddy design of the D-Pad, you will have trouble with hitting two directions at once, and taking damage for it. If you know you messed up, mash the D-Pad as quickly as possible to die and restart.

Note: The only "double" you'll need to do is UP/LEFT so watch for that combination and try to hit it. Everything else is single notes. 

 
 Pwnd (0 points)
Dude, need help? You've died, like, 10 times...
 You don't need this achievement for 100% completion, but if you want it, simply die 10 times in a row. In The Land of Chocolate, you can simply keep running into the chocolate lake in the beginning of the level. Once Nelson pops out and says "Haw-haw", you're dead.
 
 Challenger (50 points)
Win every time challenge
 

Complete every time challenge. After you beat a level, the time challenge is accessible through the Mission Select menu. See this thread for more information.

Each of the following achievements has a video that should help as well.

 
 Chocolate Heaven (5 points)
Win time challenge for The Land of Chocolate
 
 
 Up and Atom (5 points)
Win time challenge for Bartman Begins
 
 
 Table Smasher 2000 (5 points)
Win time challenge for Around the World in 80 Bites
 
 
 Wood Chippin' (5 points)
Win time challenge for Lisa the Tree Hugger
 
 
 Steady Mobbin' (5 points)
Win time challenge for Mob Rules
 
 
 Engine Fun (5 points)
Win time challenge for Enter the Cheatrix
 
 
 Mall Rising (5 points)
Win time challenge for Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers
 
 
 Clown Around (5 points)
Win time challenge for Shadow of the Colossal Donut
 
 
 Nice Cans! (5 points)
Win time challenge for The Day of the Dolphin
 
 
 Sim Sandwich (5 points)
Win time challenge for Bargain Bin
 
 
 My Precious (5 points)
Win time challenge for NeverQuest
 
 
 Shooters Rejoice (5 points)
Win time challenge for Medal of Homer
 
 
 Maki Roll Mania (5 points)
Win time challenge for Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game
 
 
 Hot Coffee (5 points)
Win time challenge for Grand Theft Scratchy
 
 
 Back to the Futurama (5 points)
Win time challenge for Five Characters in Search of an Author
 
 
 Heavenly Joy (5 points)
Win time challenge for Game Over
 
 

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