Dance Central 3 features a crew of time traveling detectives who investigate dance crimes.

I’m just going to continue to write this story without reflecting on its UTTER INSANITY because my mind may melt otherwise. Hope you're Ok with that.

The crew, called Dance Central Intelligence (DCI), feature in the Story Mode of Dance Central 3, travelling from era to era in order learn new moves and save the world from oh God I don't know just read the press release.

“Prepare for time travel in the newly revealed Story mode of Dance Central 3," says the blurb. "Played solo or with a friend, players will join the ranks of Dance Central Intelligence (DCI) to uncover a plot to destroy Dance Central and journey through time to learn iconic dance moves from the ‘70s, ‘80s, ‘90s, ‘00s and beyond.”

“Can you help the DCI crew master classic crazes like The Hustle, The Electric Slide and more? Unlock power moves, decode dance crazes from across the eras and travel through time to save the world…all while interacting with the great personalities and unparalleled choreography that define the Dance Central experience.”

There’s a trailer below too, with all this bonkers nonsense outlined by actual humans.

Oh, and in addition to this, Microsoft has also announced nine new songs for the game. They are:

• Afrojack ft. Eva Simons – “Take Over Control”
• Alexandra Stan – “Mr. Saxobeat”
• Ciara ft. Missy Elliott – “1, 2 Step"
• Cupid – “Cupid Shuffle”
• Daft Punk – “Around The World”
• Dev ft. The Cataracts – “Bass Down Low”
• Enur ft. Natasja – “Calabria 2008”
• Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette – “Hello”
• The Trammps – “Disco Inferno”