Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission When Good Heists Go Bad.

Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission I'm Free - Free Falling.

Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission We've Only Just Begun.

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At the end of the Act 1 finale, The Belgian Problem, you will be given the option to blow up the building or defuse the bomb. Blowing up the building rewards you with a permanent 10% respect bonus and this achievement, while defusing the bomb rewards you with a permanent 10% cash bonus and the Tower Defense achievement.

Note: You can manually save before reaching the decision. This way you can unlock both achievements without having to replay the game again to this point.

Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission The Ho Boat.

Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission STAG Party.

Unlocked after completing Act 2 mission http://deckers.die.

Unlocked after completing the Act 2 finale, My Name is Cyrus Temple.

Unlocked after completing Act 3 mission Zombie Attack.

Unlocked after completing Act 3 mission Murderbrawl XXXI.

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At the end of the mission Three Way you will have to decide to save Shaundi and let Killbane escape or kill Killbane and let Shaundi die. You will unlock this achievement if you save Shaundi then complete the mission Gangstas in Space, and you will unlock Mr. Fury Would Be Proud if you kill Killbane then complete the mission STAG Film.

Note: Unlike the achievements for The Belgian Problem you do not to do a save/reload to unlock both. The game isn't over until you complete Three Way both ways, so you're already guaranteed both.

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In order to take over the entire city of Steelport, you must:

• Buy all 10 Cribs
  • 2 Downtown
  • 3 New Colvin
  • 3 Stanfield
  • 2 Carver Island
• Buy all 34 Stores
  • 10 Downtown
  • 8 New Colvin
  • 8 Stanfield
  • 8 Carver Island
• Buy all 30 Properties
  • 8 Downtown
  • 8 New Colvin
  • 6 Stanfield
  • 8 Carver Island
• Complete all 56 Activities
  • 16 Downtown
  • 12 New Colvin
  • 13 Stanfield
  • 15 Carver Island
• Complete all 32 Gang Operations
  • 8 Downtown
  • 8 New Colvin
  • 8 Stanfield
  • 8 Carver Island

Instances: 6
For this activity you have to rack up a certain amount of points by throwing yourself into oncoming vehicles. Push or when you are about to be hit to activate a rag-doll like mode. You will often get launched up into the air so try to aim yourself to bounce off of another vehicle. Your point counter will keep going up as long as you don't touch the ground.

Tips:
Try running at a vehicle head on, push to roll, and then push mid roll. This techniques launches you at the car at a faster speed and gives you more points.
If you are close to the total points that are needed, but the time is running out, you can repeatedly hit to drop to the floor and get anywhere between 300-600 points for every drop. Even if time as up, the activity doesn't end as long as you're scoring points.

You should also try driving at a vehicle head on while in a light vehicle. You will likely get ejected from the vehicle, scoring good points while also working on the Windshield Cannon challenge.

Instances: 6

In this activity your job is to defend your homie while he drives around to make deals at set locations while you have cops and gangs after you. While your homie is driving, try to kill the driver of cars chasing you to get them off of your tail. When you make it to a destination, get out and stay close to your homie. This becomes very easy once you have upgraded your weapons, and especially if you are invincible and have infinite ammo.

Instances: 6

In this activity you have to defend one of your homies as they drive to set locations, this time while piloting a helicopter. Pay attention to your mini-map and kill every enemy that appears. You should us the mini-gun primarily, shooting rockets only when you are locked-on to an enemy.

Instances: 6

In this activity you have to rack up a certain amount of points by causing as much damage as possible. You will usually be given an RPG with infinite ammo, if not then infinite frag grenades, so spam that sucker to your heart’s content. Fences, trash cans, and other small items are your best friend - they don't give much money individually, but they increase your multiplier (and thus your money) insanely fast.

Instances: 3 Escort, 3 Tiger Escort

There are two variations of this activity: either you're chauffeuring around a prostitute who is doing her job in the backseat or you're chauffeuring around an angry tiger. Either way your goal is to stay away from the pursuing news/animal control vans to avoid filling the Footage/Rage Meter, while slowly filling the Pleasure/Courage Meter.

In the prostitute variation you will also be asked to perform a variety of other tasks such as powerslides, near misses, driving into oncoming traffic, etc. You may also be asked to kill someone, in which case you should run them over and not shoot them, because shooting them will lower the Pleasure Meter. The meter stops going up until these extra tasks are performed.

In the tiger variation you will have to maintain speed and avoid hitting things, and that's basically it. Going slow angers the tiger as does hitting things, which will cause the tiger to swipe at you causing you to temporarily lose control of the vehicle. You can perform a powerslide to calm him down as well.

Instances: 6

In this activity your job is to drive around, pick up some prostitutes, and drive them to a select destination. The prostitutes are usually guarded by gang members so you will have to deal with them first before you call the prostitutes to your vehicle. Quickly dispatch the gang members in order to call the prostitutes to your car by pushing . Drive fast and use a four door car so you can recruit up to three at a time. The drop off point will be insanity, so just smash your way through. Once they are out of your car they are counted as collected, so get out of there.

Instances: 3 Trail Blazing, 3 Cyber Blazing

There are two variations of this activity: either you're driving an ignited ATV through the city or a motorcycle through a Tron-like tube. Either way the goal is to make it through all the checkpoints before time runs out. In the ATV, you get additional time for all the civilians and vehicles you hit, and on the chopper you get additional time for driving through the blue tanks. For trail blazing just go as fast as you can, and take advantage of nitrous in all vehicles if you have it. For Cyber Blazing just avoid the firewalls.

Instances: 2

In this activity your job is to, yet again, defend your homie as they move to a set location. There are two parts: while your homie is driving, you are following in a chopper and you have to blow up all the pursuing vehicles. The angle sucks at times but this is still pretty simple, especially if you have homing rockets. Once your homie stops and gets out of the car you are sniping from a nearby building. If you’re having trouble sniping the targets, put 7-8 sniper bullets in their cars to quickly blow up their vehicle before they even get out.

Note: You will get this by just by progressing through story.

Instances: 6

Like normal Mayhem, the goal is to destroy absolutely everything, this time while in a tank. Fences, trash cans, and other small items are still the great for increasing your multiplier, but your main priority here is the people or vehicles marked in red, which give a tonne of points. This is a very easy activity.

Instances: 6

In this activity, you are forced to run through a deadly obstacle course filled with fire and electric traps, gun wielding mascots, ethical power-ups, and the occasional Brute. While running through these courses, pay attention to the point counter in the top left corner. When the total money you have is more than the total amount that is needed, you can run straight through the course, only stopping to avoid traps and kill mascots that stand in your way. In order to run through these activities quickly, you can rack up a high amount of points in the first couple of rooms by headshotting every mascot, shooting every ethical power-up, and avoiding every trap. This is a very simple activity once you are invincible as the only thing you have to worry about is the electricity slowing you down.

To access the Assassination targets bring up your phone, click Saintsbook, and then Assassination. The game will lead you to a certain area where you have to perform a task in order for them to show up. There are 36 targets.

For the following targets simply go to the destination and do what the description says:

• Almonzo - Shoot at gang members
• Andre - Kill 6-10 prostitutes in the area and raise your Morningstar notoriety to 4 Stars
• Blaize - Rob a store. To rob a store, zoom in on the cashier and hold the reticule over them
• Brutus - Walk around the area with no weapons out
• Chandler - Shoot a car and run in front of it as it drives away so it runs you over
• Clouis - Go to Rim Jobs and customize a vehicle
• Danny - Call 'Pizzeria' from your contact list
• Dr. Wang - Go to Image as Designed and change something about your character
• DJ Enigmus - Turn to station K12 while driving. There will be three targets, but two of them will be imposters
• Grigor - Drive to destination
• Harry - Kill him before he jumps off the bridge
• Jake - Shoot at cement truck drivers in the area
• Jim - Stand directly on the marker and call 'Steelport District Cable' from your contact list
• Karl - Steal a baggage cart at the airport
• Kirsten - Go to selected Planet Saints and throw a frag grenade inside the store
• Lt. Gorshin - Kill civilians
• Mike - Call 'Emergency' from your contact list
• Mr. Hess - Drive to destination
• Luther - compliment people
• Officer Dealy - Taunt civilians in the area
• Protip - Go to Decker’s HQ
• Randall - Kill civilians at The 3 Count
• SGT Steiner - Call 'Stag Ops' from your contact list
• Smoov - Go to the Image As Designed and grab the chubby prosititute
• Tony - Call 'Clothing' from your contact list
• Whitney - Get into selected plane and fly up into the air. Jump out once you’re off the ground

For these targets, you will want what is required before heading to the destination.

• Agnes - Arrive at the destination completely nude
• Alejandro - drive a Luchador vehicle to the destination
• Barry - Arrive at the destination in a helicopter and land on the helipad.
• Bernie - Call Bernie from your contact list. Drive to the destination and there will be two targets
• Gerrard - Drive a muscle car to selected gas station. The Bootlegger counts as a muscle car and can be found by making it a gang vehicle then calling your homies.
• Lucas - Dress as a Decker and head towards the destination. The Decker outfit is in your wardrobe once you accept the assassination job
• Michael - Go to destination in a police car. You need to activate the sirens with
• Mr. Dickson - Drive to destination in a limo
• Oliver - Arrive at destination in an aircraft, preferably with guns, so you can take out his helicopter
• Ulysses - Arrive at destination in any aircraft

To access the Vehicle Theft missions bring up your phone, click Saintsbook, and then Vehicle Theft. These missions involve you driving to a certain area and looking for a certain vehicle. If you drive around the area, you will see the vehicle icon appear on your mini-map telling you exactly where the vehicle you need is. Once you hijack the vehicle, you need to drive back to a certain point while police and gang members chase you down. This is very easy to do if you use notoriety wipe (or mayor's forgiveness) after getting in the vehicle. It is really only needed for the slower vehicles, but if you want to use it for all then you can do so easily by saving, quitting, and restarting the game and they will be available again without having to wait.

There are 30 vehicles you need to steal.

See Life of the Party

There are a total of 80 collectibles. When you reach Level 20 in Respect you can buy the Collectible Finder for $49,500 from the Upgrade section of your phone. The Collectible Finder will allow you to see every collectible, but only through your mini-map. However, if a collectible appears on your mini-map and you don't pick it up, you'll be able to see it on your main map. It is best to purchase this upgrade early so you will have all collectibles on your map by the time you are finished doing the Activities and Challenges.

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There are 41 challenges in total. Each challenge is relatively easy, but doing them all will take some time.

Nutshot: Kill an enemy by firing the final shot into the crotch of a male gang member.
Testicle Assault: Run up to any male gang member and click the .

You do not have to make different saves for this, just go to Image as Designed and change your sex there. Since you have to play for 30 hours anyway, just change your sex before doing something like finding all the collectibles, and change back later if you're bothered.

In order to hijack a vehicle a vehicle Dukes style, run at a vehicle with and push . You can check your progress by going to your cell phone, clicking extras, and then stats.

To taunt or compliment, push or respectively. You can taunt your own gang members, but it will only count towards the achievement not the challenge. You can go into the Saint's HQ, taunt everyone, go upstairs to the bar area and head back downstairs so everyone is different. You cannot repeatedly taunt the same gang members so you need to keep finding different ones.

You will get this just driving around and doing missions, but if you want to get it quickly, just drive through each different hood on all the islands. Flying through them work as well.

Brutes are the enemies that look like the character Oleg. There are four different types of Brutes: Flamethrower Brutes, Grenade launcher Brutes, the mini-gun Brute, and the regular melee Brute. An easy way to get this to to take an aerial vehicle such as the F-69 VTOL and raising your gang notoriety by shooting every gang member you see. The gang will start sending in Brutes and can't touch you since you're in a hover jet. Continue shooting them for the achievement and they'll keep showing up.

The Upgrade Store is accessed by bringing up your cell phone and clicking Upgrades. Each upgrade is unlocked when you earn a certain amount of Respect or completing story missions. For this achievement you only have to purchase one upgrade.

As the achievement description says: kill 1000 gang members. The three types of gang members are:

• Morningstar: Gang members dressed in red and black. They drive around in red and black vehicles with a star labeled somewhere on the hood.
• Deckers: Gang members dressed in blue mechanized clothing with katanas strapped to their backs. They drive around in blue and white vehicles labeled with a type of skull graffiti.
• Luchadores: Gang members dressed in bright green clothing and resemble Lucha Libre wrestlers. They drive around in bright green vehicles.

Each gang member will appear as a red dot on your mini-map. Just don’t confuse them with police officers. This achievement will come naturally playing through the game.

Go to Friendly Fire to upgrade your weapons. Level 4 is fully upgraded for everything except melee which is level 2. You have to have a weapon from each category (Melee, Pistols, SMG, Shotguns, Rifles, Explosives, Special, and grenade) upgraded.

Strongholds are awarded while playing through the Story Missions. The three strongholds that can be upgraded are the 3 Count, Safeword, and Reactor. Each stronghold can be upgraded to level 2, but the cheapest one is the Safeword. The first Upgrade costs $20,000 and the second costs $40,000.

The Gang Operations are represented by an icon of a fist. After completing a Gang Operation, you can see that portions of your map have turned from grey to purple.

You can tell where Gang Operations are located by bringing up your map and heading to areas that are still seen as grey. However, the icons for some Gang Operation missions will not be see on your map so you have to fly or drive around the grey areas of your map until you see a large group of gang members in one area. Kill them all and it will count as completing an Operation.

Note: The Gang Operations can be completed easily after obtaining aerial vehicles with mounted weapons.

Play the game for 30 hours. If you're going for everything else this will come naturally.

Note: You need to have both an Xbox Live Gold membership and a THQ account for this.

Begin by going to any clothing store and pushing . Click on 'Character Gallery' towards the bottom of the list and you will be asked to log in to your THQ account. Once you log in, click on 'Upload' and once it's finished leave the store.

If the achievement didn't unlock, try going to the main menu, clicking 'Community', log into your THQ account and then repeat the steps above. This time you will not be asked to log-in when you are at the clothing store.

Unlocked after completing Act 1 mission Party Time.

The Penetrator can be bought at any Friendly Fire store. It is a melee weapon and looks like a giant purple dildo. This weapon is also awarded to you during the story missions. The Fart in a Jar is obtained by going into a Friendly Fire store and upgrading the Flashbang to its max level.

You have to kill 25 gang members with the Penetrator and disorient 25 with the Fart Jars. To quickly do this you can toss one Fart Jar at an enemy and then kill them with the Penetrator. To simplify things, kill the gang members while standing in front of a Friendly Fire so you can quickly restock on your Fart Jars and remove the notoriety if things start to turn ugly.

You can customize nearly all the vehicles the game at Rim Jobs. Park the car in the Garage and push . Change the color of the vehicle and save it. Leave Rim Jobs, hijack a vehicle close by, and repeat. Each vehicle that you customize must be different. When you enter the car a pop up will appear that says what kind of car you are driving.

When you start the instance, instead of picking up Genki drive the opposite way that way you won't have anything to fill your Annoyance meter. To actually get this achievement run over pedestrians until flames show up on the bottome of your screen. You can now roast people with your flamethrower (The fuel meter is the lights on the back of your car)

NOTE: You have infinite time, so there is no rush.

This time you need to pick up Genki otherwise the fans and news vans will not appear. Also the fans and news vans will stop spawning if you fill the Pleasure meter. I recommend charging up your flamethrower and just unload on any vehicle that has a big circle around it on your radar.

Choose the Easy version of the Sad Panda Skyblazing activity, and just follow the rings to the end, you won't beat the level based on score, but if you land in the circle on the island the achievement will unlock.

This is the hardest achievement you wil run into in the DLC. You have to kill every mascot in the activity by going building to building.

Notes:

• You don't have to worry about points and the time only matters when on the actual roof
• If you don't have enough time on a rooftop from the mascots running, you can get in a cannon to be shot off and return for more time
• Since you don't have to rely on points, you can use the Giant panda balloons on the bottom of the map to launch you high enough to get on buildings again

Concentrate on just the rings, you won't pass the level because your score will be too low, but the achievement will still unlock.

NOTE: If you find yourself going too fast, or start floating above the rings, press back on the 

This can be done at any pool of water in any Apocalypse Genki instance, but I recommend the one on the west island. Once you start it up you will see a mascot eaten and Water Bear image will show on your screen, this is the image we are looking for for each mascot in the water. You can pick the mascots up and throw them in, or just run into the first pool while holding onto a mascot. Once you see Water Bear image show 5 times the achievement should unlock.

Finish both instances of Apocalypse Genki. You don't have to destroy everything, once you get enough cash to open the exit door go through it.

Look for an ATV with the head and tail of a mouse, run it over or kill it with your blast()

Note: The ATVs will only spawn once per instance start, so if you miss them restart the activity.

I recommend the Medium difficulty instance for this one. Roll off the building and take out the 2 cars and continue until you get your Blast unlocked. Continue following the path of mayhem destroying everything you can, and whenever you are getting close to losing your combo use a blast by hitting  if you are near vehicles, or even newspaper boxes.

There are 8 activities you have to pass to get this achievement There are only 4 types, as there are 2 instances per type.

• Apocalypse Genki (2 instances) - Reach the target score by shooting enemies and pop-up signs (Don't shoot the pandas) and escape through the exit.
• Sad Panda Skyblazing (2 instances) - Reach the target score by going through rings and killing mascots on rooftops, then land in the landing area.
• Sexy Kitten Yarngasm (2 instances) - Reach the target score by running over cars, environment items (IE: Light poles, newspaper boxes, signs). Once your combo runs out and it is over the limit it will end.
• Super Ethical PR Opportunity (2 instances) - Kill people and do requested special activities from Genki while avoiding news vans and crazed fans. Once the pleasure meter is filled no more vans or fans will appear so you can take your time dropping him off.

You get this one for completing all 3 missions:

• Mission 1: Faster, More Intense
• Mission 2: Hangar 18 1/2
• Mission 3: That's Not in the Script

While you are flying, the director will order you to do three stunts.

The stunts are:

• Near Crash (just fly close to a building)
• Fly through bridge (Just fly through where the checkpoint marker is
• Fly under bridge (Towards the end of the mission when your controls are messed up, fly under a bridge. This may be difficult with your ship going haywire)

When you are in the spaceship uploading viruses, make sure you shoot down 10 enemy space craft during this. Ther are three areas you need to upload the virus at, so if you don't get it at the first area, don't be concerned.

Space Amazons look like the creatures from Avatar except in space suits. You have to kill 7 of them with melee by pressing the  or equipping your fists and using  and .

In order to get this one you have to kill 35 of the Avatar like creatures with only the laser pistol. If you haven't gotten this by the time you get the laser SMG, swap back to your pistol and continue using that until you do.

There are 6 clapboards total to find in this mission. There are 2 per backstage set you go onto.

Backstage Area 1:

1. Just in front of the crushed plane.
2. Right after you go up to the roof.

Backstage Area 2:

3. After you exit the scene, there's a bed room set directly in front of you. Go to the bed and turn left and you will see it.

4. This is the tricky one, I missed it the 1st time.. When they talk about Prof. Genki you will see a wrestling ring with 2 huge boxes & a sofa. The clapboard is behind the box with a big pink question mark. Press jump to enter the ring to take it.

Backstage Area 3:

5. After you run out of the scene and you will see some replacements of your homie. Go further, you will see a place that looks like Zimo's crib, the clapboard is in the kitchen.

6. After you take the 5th clapboard, turn right and you will see a huge robot, the last one is just behind it.

When the mission to kill Space Brutina (a female version of the brute) comes up, there will be a marker of where she is, so go do what you do best...eliminate her.

Throughout this level there are cameramen all around and you have to kill 15 of them. While there are lots more than 15, I recommend taking your time and seeking them out so you don't have a chance to miss this achievement.

Once you get in the bulldog (The military humvee looking vehicle with turret) you will start being chased by flying vehicles. Shoot down all the spaceships you see to get this achievement.

After the director hates the first take, he will make you do a second in which you parachute in and have to land in the target. If you miss the target, you can retry latest checkpoint as it will be when you are in the helicopter ready to jump.

Note: Do not take any homies with you as they will make it harder to get 15 melee kills. You must remain inside Technically Legal and melee 15 enemies. It can be done with a Penetrator or Chainsaw as well.

During the first mission (Weird Science) you are given a rocket launcher and need to protect Jimmy's car. Start unloading on any cars, trucks, and helicopters you see!

Complete the first mission named Weird Science.

During the second mission (Tour de Farce) you will be given the Swarmitron, so start spraying fans with it.

After you protected the stage in te second mission (Tour de Farce) you will have to take down 5 helicopters. Your rocket launcher will once again be your best friend.

Complete the second mission named Tour de Farce.

As soon as the third mission starts, you will see a helicopter in front of you, so hit  to make it go down in flames.

While battling the Morningstar, they will send in minigun toting Brutes Just run up and melee one of them to get this achievement (it's quicker than using fireballs).

You will have to take out Jeeps, Snipers, and Helicopters without Johnny taking any damage. When you are destroying the helicopters, don't wait for a lock on instead fire it and guide the rocket to the helicopter. If you see Johnny take any damage you can restart from checkpoint otherwise if you finish the mission you must restart from the first mission.

Complete all 3 missions in the DLC and this achievement is yours.

• Weird Science
• Tour de Farce
• The Trouble With Clones