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04-29-2012, 06:08 PM
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 Join Date: Jul 2009
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Morbidos 500k+ UT Giveaway
With certain results occuring yesterday im in a good mood. And as I have 1000/1000 on this game im going to sell all my valueable stuff on UT and give the money to you, the good people on this site.
Im sure by the time everything is sold ill have over 500k. Now what shall I do? Give one person all the money or share it between three of you? You have till 6pm GMT on Wednesday 2nd May to tell me. Now the important bit. How do you win? Simple, write a poem, limmerick or rhyme about EAs incompetence. The funnier the better. Closing date for this is 7pm GMT on Friday 4th May. Winners will be announced sometime Friday evening. I will keep you posted on how much I have made and will sell everything before friday, so you will know exactly how much you can win. If three people are chosen to receive the money I will work out how much 1st, 2nd and 3rd gets and post it up. If you are chosen as a winner PM the item you are putting up plus your team name. Then put it up for what ever amount I have said you have won You have to have signed up to this website before today to be eligible to enter (I will check) and strictly one go per person. So to sum up, post your poem, rhyme or limerick and then either All or Share. I will add up the votes on wednesday evening and let you know whether the money is shared or not My decision on winner/winners is final. Good luck 
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04-29-2012, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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Everything EA does is bad.
This poem is short. But it's nuff said.
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04-29-2012, 07:12 PM
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I say share.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, EA you bastards, I'm coming for you...
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04-29-2012, 11:09 PM
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 Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Los Angeles
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There once was a place called EA
Who gave us UEFA to play DLC didn't work Made us all feel like jerks Now they can't give it away |
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04-30-2012, 09:41 AM
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04-30-2012, 09:42 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 2,410
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EA go fuck yourselves.
Useless wankers. Shit servers. Giving us a shit online experience. Winning best publisher of 2012? You're kidding right. Theres my poem, doesn't have to rhyme.. right?
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He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaand, why so serious? |
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04-30-2012, 10:21 AM
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 Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Nottingham, UK
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How do you give away coins, I have 80k coins and have finished with UT and was thinking about spreading the love, but not sure how you "give" things to people on UT.
My poem. Everyday I play a few games towards FIFA for life When I could be upstairs f**king my wife.
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04-30-2012, 11:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: The Netherlands, Utrecht
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EA Sports, it's in the game.
Glitches, freezes, it's all the same. And it doesn't matter how much we flame. They are banking money without a shame. It's is like a drugs you can't resist. I know I've spend way too much money on this shit. But in the end we all fell for their tricks like an unpleasant bitch with massive tits. EA games, they're the industries' bad rash next time i'd rather shove a pineapple up my ass. |
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04-30-2012, 02:04 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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To all. Dont forget to say if the money should be shared or not. |
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04-30-2012, 02:46 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Los Angeles
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I would definitely say shared.
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04-30-2012, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: England, UK
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Personally I think shared is better, but you'll have people pestering you for more either way!
My entry is the following: EA, it's the same every year, Your glitches just fill me with fear. Whatever changes you seem to make, All those things, you never can shake. The refs are c**p and the online's a d**k, It doesn't matter what team I pick! The servers break. ALL THE TIME. It's the wall you make me climb. Fix it please? It's been far too long, For a seasoned game there's too much wrong. I give you my forty quid every year, Next year I might just "waste" it on beer!
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05-01-2012, 01:36 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Bathurst,NSW, Australia.
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Not shared, I want it all.
Oh EA, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey EA! Oh EA, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey EA! You've been around all night and that's a little long, You think you've got it right, but we think you've got it wrong Why can't you say goodnight? So you can take me home, EA. oh what you do EA, do EA? Why break my heart, EA?
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05-01-2012, 06:33 AM
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What a really nice thing to do for the community
Definitely share, spread the wealth I say.Anyway, here is my effort *clears throat* Fifa football, or soccer to the yanks It's the same every year, and the DLC is wank Full of rage quitters, the community is bad Lot's of 12 year olds who shout "lol u mad" It's full of scammers and dupers, who claim that they can glitch I like to just report them all, I guess I'm just a snitch Lot's of voice messages saying "hey join my team" They just don't seem to realise that they sound like a queen I'd really like those coins though, I truly would be grateful It would make my achievements that much less painful My ultimate team has Carroll and Heskey Help a brother out, cause I'm starting to get testy |
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05-01-2012, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
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EA, EA
I buy your packs, you give me players of negative value One of the best I got is Carroll, Andrew That is a lie but not an exaggeration There must be a better from another nation. Luckily Morbido is a very nice user And his prize trumps EA, you loser. I suck at poetry but a fun game nonetheless. I guess all of 500K for winner. |
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05-01-2012, 06:40 PM
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Just a quick update with my finances. Seems I made a bit of an error when predicting how much I would make selling off my teams. Its more likely to be nearer 750k than 500k. So if the money is shared I thought I would choose three winners and give 250k to each rather than 1st get more than 2nd and 2nd get more than 3rd.
Some good entries so far, keep em coming
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05-01-2012, 11:20 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: baltimore
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Roses are red
violets are blue I hate FIFA so much But i still play it. FML
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05-02-2012, 08:33 PM
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Share is the winner.
Currently at 729k with 3 IFs still to be sold. Will have got rid of everything by friday morning hopefully and will announce winners later as planned. |
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05-02-2012, 09:29 PM
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Location: Germany
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Im to lazy to write a poem :P so just gimme a lil 50k or something wanna get those crappy ut achievements outta the way bye
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05-02-2012, 09:46 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 245
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There once was a game called FIFA,
as fail as the great Queen Latifa, Turned off my nintendo, Opened my window, and now my console's in freefall
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05-03-2012, 02:16 AM
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 Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: scotland
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money money money EA loves it!
they produce crap money money money EA loves it! they screw us with packs money money money EA loves it! they wont release a patch hope i made the deadline. |
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05-03-2012, 06:14 PM
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#21 |
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 73
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Poems are like an achievement
Some are easy, some take commitment The UT ones are hard So sell off some cards |
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05-04-2012, 12:59 AM
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 Join Date: Aug 2010
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How about a haiku,
EA loves money, And hates making good sport games, I'll still play FIFA. |
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05-04-2012, 04:03 PM
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Money is currently at 740k. Cant shift the last IF for love nor monkey. Got it up for an hour at a bargain so it should go. Winners will be announced later.
Keep the entries coming. |
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05-04-2012, 04:05 PM
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Man United are red,
Man City are blue, Both are shit, But Chelsea we love you!
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05-04-2012, 05:21 PM
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Location: Los Angeles
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I've already contributed, but I like the haiku idea so this one's just for fun:
Euro left me dry Pro Evolution Soccer Better than I thought |
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05-04-2012, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 182
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Everything they produce falls short
A patch is all they need Shame EA fails to see the United hate in gamers Crush them all says Big D K'mon Morbido Share out the greed My rubbish attempt at an Acrostic poem but oh well, share the coins! |
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05-04-2012, 08:38 PM
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After reading and re-reading your entries, here are the winners.
In no particular order Turbojugend LA (I love limericks) Xerofox Pauly_27 Congrats guys. I made 768k, so thats 256k each. With the 5% tax EA takes you will get a bit under 250k. Please PM the card you are putting up, how long the item is up for and your team name. Then put it up for 256k and ill do the rest. The reason I want you to PM me the details is that its possible someone will sadly create a team with the same name and copy which card you have put up. I think this is the safest thing to do. Ill check this site every now and again tonight and through out the weekend. As soon as I get a PM ill pop on the web thingy and buy your card. Congrats once again and thanks to everyone who entered. Last edited by Morbido; 05-04-2012 at 08:42 PM. |
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05-04-2012, 10:20 PM
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Location: Los Angeles
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Wow, I actually won something?!? Awesome!
PM sent. Thanks a ton!
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05-04-2012, 10:32 PM
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Location: England, UK
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Maan, gutted I didn't win! I guess I'll have to try save up for in-form Eto'o, aha
 Congrats winners! They're great poems/limericks/etc and I admit they all made me laugh
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05-04-2012, 10:55 PM
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Location: scotland
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congrats to the winners
very cool thing to do morbido |
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