This DLC is Retarded

AK46 Guerriero · 03-08-2010, 05:32 PM

I honestly don't get it...why in God's good name can Kanye West teleport through walls?!

Massa Siggy · 03-08-2010, 05:37 PM

To be honest, I don't know what you're talking about as I haven't played it. But the thought of Kanye West teleporting can only mean that he has developed superpowers through sheer force of douchebaggery.

AK46 Guerriero · 03-08-2010, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Massa Siggy

To be honest, I don't know what you're talking about as I haven't played it. But the thought of Kanye West teleporting can only mean that he has developed superpowers through sheer force of douchebaggery.

I should have been more clear. Ok, first of all I call the guys with the big machine guns Kanye West (dont ask). Secondly, you can hide in a shack at one point but they can just walk through the walls and kill you from behind...it is not very fair

fohf · 03-08-2010, 06:16 PM

I haven't had the glitch happen, but I have had a lot of other glitchy things happen in this DLC.

Black Watch · 03-12-2010, 11:23 AM

I am starting to wish that I never bought it.

Derrock · 03-13-2010, 01:58 AM

THERES NO FUCKING AMMO! How the fuck has anyone managed to beat this!?

deathreaper99 · 03-13-2010, 07:11 AM

conserve if your shooting like a mad man then thats your problem. You also have a knife right?

verybadloser · 03-13-2010, 09:23 PM

I never got close to running out of ammo....

KarmaDog214 · 03-14-2010, 01:10 AM

I'd recommend using the following melee attacks:

Jill's Double Knee Drop - Instantly kills a fallen zombie; however, you have to watch out for plagas spawn.
Jill's Head Grab - Shoot a zombie in the thigh/shin and quickly get behind it to perform Head Grab. Instant kill with the guarantee of no plagas spawn.

Josh's Suplex - Same as Jill's Head Grab.
Iron Tackle - When you shoot a zombie in the arm/shoulder, you can get behind and nail it with Iron Tackle as opposed to hitting the zombie from the front with the Backhand. For some reason Iron Tackle is slightly stronger than the Backhand. If the zombie doesn't die from Iron Tackle, just finish things off with ping pong. Iron Tackle is good for creating an open for combined melee attacks. Also, watch out for plagas spawn.
Elbow Drop - Same as Jill's Double Knee Drop.
Hammer Blow - A pretty strong melee attack. You can combine this with Elbow Drop; however, again, you have to watch out for plagas spawn.

If Jill gets grabbed by a zombie, the person playing as Josh can instantly kill an enemy just by pressing the b button, saving you both your partner and some rounds.

You shouldn't find running low on ammunition a major problem. Using the melee attacks listed above should make it so that that doesn't happen. If you're lucky you can find some ammunition in containers. Also, never forget that you have the benefit of dropping whatever weapon you don't need. If you obtain a shotgun later on, you can simply discard your handgun/machine gun to get more shotgun rounds from enemies. Make things work to your advantage so that you're not getting ammunition that may prove useless later on.

The major issue when tackling Desperate Escape is the amount of damage the Majinis are capable of dishing out at higher difficulties, especially Professional Mode. The only way to surpass such feat would then be to play it smart by taking your time and, most importantly, being prepared for the worst.

Iv AJay vI · 03-23-2010, 04:02 AM

This episode is pretty bad. I hated it right away. I managed to beat it on Professional tonight, and it was one of the most annoying things I've had to do in a video game in quite some time.

lI Killerbee lI · 03-24-2010, 11:05 AM

i really enjoy this dlc, i like some action and in this dlc their is only action yeaaah :P

but LiN is my favourite one

Sniper.K · 03-26-2010, 09:31 PM

Not one of the bests DLC, I agree.
Let's be thankful it's only 400 points.

infernoterrorize · 03-29-2010, 11:56 PM

To save ammo I just barely fired a shot only when nessasary. Run from checkpoint to checkpoint then hit restart from checkpoint. all the enemies that were then chasing you are now gone.

pined5551 · 04-02-2010, 07:13 PM

This doesnt sound promising, im not looking forward to playing this dlc now, lol.

UltimateAuron32 · 04-03-2010, 01:35 PM

i love this DLC, its got more things to kill than Lost in Nightmares

and the ammon problem people are mentioning, while i DID run low, i soon realized to adopt a "shoot-to-melee" stratagey, which works wonders.

Capt AwesomeDP · 07-04-2011, 06:09 AM

This DLC was ok, I would even say it was pretty fun on the easier levels. However, when you get to pro I was pretty close to rage quitting on myself!!!!

Knowing I will never have to do this on pro ever again makes me smile though, one hit kills are just too annoying when you don't have inf ammo.

03-08-2010, 05:32 PM	#1
AK46 Guerriero Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 295 View My x360a Profile	This DLC is Retarded I honestly don't get it...why in God's good name can Kanye West teleport through walls?! __________________

03-08-2010, 05:37 PM	#2
Massa Siggy Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Greenwood, South Carolina Posts: 1,077 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	To be honest, I don't know what you're talking about as I haven't played it. But the thought of Kanye West teleporting can only mean that he has developed superpowers through sheer force of douchebaggery. __________________ 100%: Assassin's Creed 2, Bayonetta, BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger, Dash of Destruction, Fallout 3, Just Cause, MagnaCarta 2, Minecraft, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

03-13-2010, 07:11 AM	#7
deathreaper99 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: A place were less than 500 people live and located far away from shitty society Posts: 117 View My x360a Profile	conserve if your shooting like a mad man then thats your problem. You also have a knife right? __________________ 20,000 - 10/9/09 60,000 - 03/1/13

03-13-2010, 09:23 PM	#8
verybadloser Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Newcastle, England Posts: 743 View My x360a Profile	I never got close to running out of ammo.... __________________ http://my360stats.com/gs/Very+Bad+Loser/ Games Started : 116 Games Completed 100% : 107

03-14-2010, 01:10 AM	#9
KarmaDog214 Join Date: May 2009 Location: Wherever life takes me. Posts: 407 View My x360a Profile	I'd recommend using the following melee attacks: Jill's Double Knee Drop - Instantly kills a fallen zombie; however, you have to watch out for plagas spawn. Jill's Head Grab - Shoot a zombie in the thigh/shin and quickly get behind it to perform Head Grab. Instant kill with the guarantee of no plagas spawn. Josh's Suplex - Same as Jill's Head Grab. Iron Tackle - When you shoot a zombie in the arm/shoulder, you can get behind and nail it with Iron Tackle as opposed to hitting the zombie from the front with the Backhand. For some reason Iron Tackle is slightly stronger than the Backhand. If the zombie doesn't die from Iron Tackle, just finish things off with ping pong. Iron Tackle is good for creating an open for combined melee attacks. Also, watch out for plagas spawn. Elbow Drop - Same as Jill's Double Knee Drop. Hammer Blow - A pretty strong melee attack. You can combine this with Elbow Drop; however, again, you have to watch out for plagas spawn. If Jill gets grabbed by a zombie, the person playing as Josh can instantly kill an enemy just by pressing the b button, saving you both your partner and some rounds. You shouldn't find running low on ammunition a major problem. Using the melee attacks listed above should make it so that that doesn't happen. If you're lucky you can find some ammunition in containers. Also, never forget that you have the benefit of dropping whatever weapon you don't need. If you obtain a shotgun later on, you can simply discard your handgun/machine gun to get more shotgun rounds from enemies. Make things work to your advantage so that you're not getting ammunition that may prove useless later on. The major issue when tackling Desperate Escape is the amount of damage the Majinis are capable of dishing out at higher difficulties, especially Professional Mode. The only way to surpass such feat would then be to play it smart by taking your time and, most importantly, being prepared for the worst. Last edited by KarmaDog214; 03-14-2010 at 01:15 AM.

03-08-2010, 06:16 PM	#4
fohf Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver Posts: 136 View My x360a Profile	I haven't had the glitch happen, but I have had a lot of other glitchy things happen in this DLC.

03-12-2010, 11:23 AM	#5
Black Watch Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 418 View My x360a Profile	I am starting to wish that I never bought it.

03-13-2010, 01:58 AM	#6
Derrock Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 75 View My x360a Profile	THERES NO FUCKING AMMO! How the fuck has anyone managed to beat this!?

03-23-2010, 04:02 AM	#10
Iv AJay vI Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 3,046 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	This episode is pretty bad. I hated it right away. I managed to beat it on Professional tonight, and it was one of the most annoying things I've had to do in a video game in quite some time. __________________ Gamertag - Accusations Fly

03-24-2010, 11:05 AM	#11
lI Killerbee lI Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 24 View My x360a Profile	i really enjoy this dlc, i like some action and in this dlc their is only action yeaaah :P but LiN is my favourite one

03-26-2010, 09:31 PM	#12
Sniper.K Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 11 View My x360a Profile	Not one of the bests DLC, I agree. Let's be thankful it's only 400 points.

03-29-2010, 11:56 PM	#13
infernoterrorize Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hastings, NE Posts: 266 View My x360a Profile	To save ammo I just barely fired a shot only when nessasary. Run from checkpoint to checkpoint then hit restart from checkpoint. all the enemies that were then chasing you are now gone. __________________ BORDERLANDS - THE BEST GAME EVER!!! 100% Achievements: RETAIL:24 ARCADE:12 OVER 90% ACHIEVEMENT COMPLETION RATE!!!

04-02-2010, 07:13 PM	#14
pined5551 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,085 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	This doesnt sound promising, im not looking forward to playing this dlc now, lol. __________________ Click text for link to Xbox.com profile page if you want to send me a message

04-03-2010, 01:35 PM	#15
UltimateAuron32 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South East, U.K. Posts: 400 View My x360a Profile	i love this DLC, its got more things to kill than Lost in Nightmares and the ammon problem people are mentioning, while i DID run low, i soon realized to adopt a "shoot-to-melee" stratagey, which works wonders. __________________ Banner Credit... ME!! 1000+ Final Fantasy XIII: 1000/1000, Borderlands: 1625/1750, Resident Evil 5: 1310/1400, Gears of War 2: 1365/1750, Halo: Reach: 1230/1400 50'000: 17:27 on 19/02/2013, Resident Evil 4, We're Going Home.

07-04-2011, 06:09 AM	#16
Capt AwesomeDP Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Zombieland Posts: 30 View My x360a Profile	This DLC was ok, I would even say it was pretty fun on the easier levels. However, when you get to pro I was pretty close to rage quitting on myself!!!! Knowing I will never have to do this on pro ever again makes me smile though, one hit kills are just too annoying when you don't have inf ammo. __________________ So many zombies... so few bullets, what a shame

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