jtr1gg3r Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 OK, MW2 has been out for a while now, and everybody knows about the boosters and glitchers. And everybody gives them a piece of their mind. So heres some of my best put downs. 1 - After playing FFA, and a glitcher (squeaky little kid) boosted a nuke, he starts saying "omg I cant believe I got a nuke", so I replied "Oh f*ck off you boosted that, your more transparent than the sheet that covers your bed when you p*ss yourself". 2 - After arguing with some one for 10 minutes, I call him a dickhead, his answer "at least i've got one", I laughed and said "OMG, you are thicker than the yellow pages", his reply "Is that a newspaper?" Both are pretty shocking, I know, but i'm sure everybody can do better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas_loel Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Some guy once said this one thing and ive said that other thing! LOL FUNNY TIMEZ!!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Such Solitude Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Some kid was arguing with me for like 10 minutes, so after just listening to him bitch in a 12 year old voice, I had to shut him down, as soon as he said "your momma".. Lmao I hit him with this: "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" Even he started laughing before he backed out. I pretty much won that e-fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ CKY Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i had a few awesome comebacks that made everyone laugh in the lobby, but i forgot them . i just say what is on top of my head. i remember one tho, some guy was being a noob with the grenade launcher, and he said "If there was 3 of you, you would be half as good as me" i replied, "If there were 3 dicks in my mouth, i would be half as gay as you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtr1gg3r Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" HA HA! thats brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceejay69 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 i had a few awesome comebacks that made everyone laugh in the lobby, but i forgot them . i just say what is on top of my head. i remember one tho, some guy was being a noob with the grenade launcher, and he said "If there was 3 of you, you would be half as good as me" i replied, "If there were 3 dicks in my mouth, i would be half as gay as you!" lol nice comeback..thats funny as..i accutally loled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave1707 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" LMAO, Brilliant. I'm stealing that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Sandoval Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 akimbo sandwiches FTW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNickels Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Threads like this make me weep for the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never Final Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Me: (The classic) I screwed your mom last night. Him: Dude my mom is dead. Me: Oh yea that reminds me. I borrowed your shovel. Took him a min to get it and then he just yelled a few expicits then backed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeafSunchaser Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" Thats fucking brill man LMAO!!!! hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLGMost Likely Gay Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I approve of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balance13 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Me: (The classic) I screwed your mom last night. Him: Dude my mom is dead. Me: Oh yea that reminds me. I borrowed your shovel. Took him a min to get it and then he just yelled a few expicits then backed out. Hahah that's nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volzagia Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Me: (The classic) I screwed your mom last night. Him: Dude my mom is dead. Me: Oh yea that reminds me. I borrowed your shovel. Took him a min to get it and then he just yelled a few expicits then backed out. Owned Lolz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qu1ck2sh00t Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" Sig Worthy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lip splitter Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I was in a party and we needed one more person so one of the guys said he had someone on his friends list and he invited him just to find out it was a kid. we played a game and won. In the lobby after the game he started to talk shit, normal xbox gangsta and he started to say your mom this your mom that to everyone, somebody said something back about his mom and he said his mom was dead and of course I told him if I was his mom I would have killed myself to. He got silent then backed out. the guy in the party told me he his mom did kill herself about a month ago and his dad bought him the xbox to keep his mind off of the fact. The only time I felt bad about something I ever said until he sent me 3-4 messages cussing me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its Just Clutch Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This one guy called me bad, and i called him stupid! Hahahahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iBlessing 09 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 This is more of a fail by my mate, but basically: A group of Irish people was having a argument with me and my mates. Then another one of my friends joined are game and said "STFU you Scottish twats" Everybody was silent. You had to be there for it to be funny, or British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylorxxx Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Some guy once said this one thing and ive said that other thing! LOL FUNNY TIMEZ!!!1 the same thing happened to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Griffin2 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Not mine but a buddy said in a lobby that he was hungry only to have someone reply with "You can eat my dick". Without missing a beat my buddy comes back with "I said I'm hungry, not that I wanted a snack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtr1gg3r Posted February 2, 2010 Author Share Posted February 2, 2010 Not mine but a buddy said in a lobby that he was hungry only to have someone reply with "You can eat my dick". Without missing a beat my buddy comes back with "I said I'm hungry, not that I wanted a snack." thats just f***cking immense LMAO XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfaur Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Not mine but a buddy said in a lobby that he was hungry only to have someone reply with "You can eat my dick". Without missing a beat my buddy comes back with "I said I'm hungry, not that I wanted a snack." That one had me good. excellent comeback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtmxwl III Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Me: (The classic) I screwed your mom last night. Him: Dude my mom is dead. Me: Oh yea that reminds me. I borrowed your shovel. Took him a min to get it and then he just yelled a few expicits then backed out. My god. If that's true that's messed up, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillTheft Gator Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Me: (The classic) I screwed your mom last night. Him: Dude my mom is dead. Me: Oh yea that reminds me. I borrowed your shovel. Took him a min to get it and then he just yelled a few expicits then backed out. Nice. Some guy once said this one thing and ive said that other thing! LOL FUNNY TIMEZ!!!1 And that one time when you said ^that and I said gtfo. Remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_white4585 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 "Your mommas so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches" lol that's great. I just tell squeakers they're not allowed to talk til their balls drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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