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IGN

 

http://ca.ign.com/articles/2012/11/13/call-of-duty-black-ops-2-review

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AxQn88fOFI]Black Ops 2 Video Review - IGN Reviews - YouTube[/ame]

 

GameSpot

 

http://www.gamespot.com/call-of-duty-black-ops-ii/reviews/call-of-duty-black-ops-ii-review-6399924/

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs9JQl8zi3M]Call of Duty: Black Ops II - Video Review - YouTube[/ame]

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What? I thought this was the review from IGN.

 

 

:confused: :confused:

 

 

 

I... What.... Holy fuck... Well I am pretty sure that video just informed me I'm definately not gay, but... Well... I was just SOO fucking confused I couldn't stop watching. What was that clusterfuck?

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This wonderful review comes from Metacritic user "fartcraggle"

 

 

 

10

 

This game is like poo on the fart. The guns are boom boom huck jam and the multiprayer priests with guns. Storyline is monster at worst, night terror at best. Solid dream it makes happiness?

 

I can't....stop...laughing. Whew...thanks for that. Do you have a link so I can see what must be the just as funny responses to that 'review'?

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No responses on Metacritic however this guy is obviously an English Major/ god send to the review industry.

 

http://www.metacritic.com/user/fartcraggle

 

I know this is off-topic, but I had to share one of his other 'reviews':

 

 

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Average User Score: 8.6

 

User Score 10

 

XCOM high fives the genitals of your favorite wishes. Some may find internal bleeding, yet others a blood pinata. Aliens with boom boom huck jams make your friends cry. You will climb towards the stars on the bodies that fall before you.…

 

High fives the genitals of your favorite wishes! LMAO!

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I know this is off-topic, but I had to share one of his other 'reviews':

 

 

XCOM: Enemy Unknown

Average User Score: 8.6

 

User Score 10

 

XCOM high fives the genitals of your favorite wishes. Some may find internal bleeding, yet others a blood pinata. Aliens with boom boom huck jams make your friends cry. You will climb towards the stars on the bodies that fall before you.…

 

High fives the genitals of your favorite wishes! LMAO!

i find your signature exceptionally epic.
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I think we need a business lesson here. IGN is one of the largest media corporation for video games. Cod is the largest and most popular console game in history. People who subscribe to IGN expect that certain big-name releases get high scores. To keep their customers happy they need to inflate some review scores.

 

Do you think people would pay for IGN's optional subscription services if they gave honest review scores for big name games?

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