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[Eddy FIN]

Originally Posted by Opiate42

Nutella...mmm.... We don't have gravity here this far north either. Not close enough to the equator. We all have to wear lead boots or hold onto the grass for dear life.

l can confirm this; Finland is very north as well. Last night l literally lost my dog, it just drifted into the abyss above.

[I3east Lig3r]

Originally Posted by Opiate42

Schlub: Urban dictionary is your friend.

I'm completely blind and play by prescience. We don't have gravity here this far north either. Not close enough to the equator. We all have to wear lead boots or hold onto the grass for dear life.

Are you sure you're not drunk all the time?

Originally Posted by gmurda33

oh man u can be the head of the spoon. u live in texas so u r only an hour behind me. will you be my new best friend? fuck saint and rich---our time zone differences are tearing us apart. i have holes that need filling. will you be my bf3 valentine forever?

Considering I'm currently playing Dead Space 3, and I only play on weekends... I'll think of it as a friendship.

[Opiate42]

Originally Posted by Eddy FIN

l can confirm this; Finland is very north as well. Last night l literally lost my dog, it just drifted into the abyss above.

I feel your pain my man. I lose cats. All. The. Time.

Originally Posted by I3east Lig3r

Are you sure you're not drunk all the time?

Always.

[Eddy FIN]

Being drunk all the time is another thing we northern folks seems to share. That l can confirm as well.

[CGPsaint]

Holy shit... where do I even start with this thread?

Originally Posted by Benny34

as long as i can be the nuttella on the spoon.

It's Nutella. Do fuck it up. I mean seriously, show a little bit of respect for God's gift to man. For Christ's sake, it's spreadable CHOCOLATE that you can eat with ANYTHING.

Originally Posted by I3east Lig3r

What spoon am I? Or am I a spork?

Definitely a spork!

Originally Posted by gmurda33

oh man u can be the head of the spoon. u live in texas so u r only an hour behind me. will you be my new best friend? fuck saint and rich---our time zone differences are tearing us apart. i have holes that need filling. will you be my bf3 valentine forever?

I was about to be offended that you dropped me like a bad habit, but if you're just in need of having your holes filled, then he's your man!

Originally Posted by Opiate42

Boo-urns! Both of you!! Boo-urns!!!!!! Don't make me cut you both again!!

Nutella...mmm....

Schlub: Urban dictionary is your friend.

I'm completely blind and play by prescience. We don't have gravity here this far north either. Not close enough to the equator. We all have to wear lead boots or hold onto the grass for dear life.

Muahahahaah.

Originally Posted by Eddy FIN

l can confirm this; Finland is very north as well. Last night l literally lost my dog, it just drifted into the abyss above.

Well damn. I thought that this was just an Australian problem. Bummer dude.

Originally Posted by Opiate42

I feel your pain my man. I lose cats. All. The. Time.

Always.

They're cats. No biggie.

[Rapturous Rich]

Post of the week goes to saint. Everyone else, pack your things and get the fuck outta here.

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by Rapturous Rich

Post of the week goes to saint. Everyone else, pack your things and get the fuck outta here.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

[gmurda33]

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

i rescind my previous statement. ur in VA---u can be my best friend. and gunner lol

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by gmurda33

i rescind my previous statement. ur in VA---u can be my best friend. and gunner lol

This is some bullshit. I have feelings dammit. You can't just drop me like a bad habit and expect me to take you back with open arms...

Unless you're a really good pilot and you bring the Nutella.

[Rapturous Rich]

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

This is some bullshit. I have feelings dammit. You can't just drop me like a bad habit and expect me to take you back with open arms...

Unless you're a really good pilot and you bring the Nutella.

He left his Nutella at my place.









...Oh, he didn't tell you?

[gmurda33]

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

This is some bullshit. I have feelings dammit. You can't just drop me like a bad habit and expect me to take you back with open arms...

Unless you're a really good pilot and you bring the Nutella.

i either forgot that u were in VA or never knew. im in NC so we are both EST. im the best pilot evarrr. but i dont have nutella :/

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by Rapturous Rich

He left his Nutella at my place.

...Oh, he didn't tell you?

Your mom went to college...

Originally Posted by gmurda33

i either forgot that u were in VA or never knew. im in NC so we are both EST. im the best pilot evarrr. but i dont have nutella :/

Ugh. No Nutella? Fine. Just don't crash.

I sent you a Friend Request. I'll be online at some point this evening, most likely later because I have a soccer game to play. And it's not any of that gay Fifa Soccer...

[gmurda33]

lol @ soccer. ill be on from 5-whenever i feel like it

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by gmurda33

lol @ soccer. ill be on from 5-whenever i feel like it

Righto. My game is at 7:30, so I'll be online probably after 9:30 - 10:00pm.

[Rapturous Rich]

Actually it is gay since you called it soccer.
It's called football because... wait for it... you hit a ball with your foot.
American "Football" = handegg.

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by Rapturous Rich

Actually it is gay since you called it soccer.
It's called football because... wait for it... you hit a ball with your foot.
American "Football" = handegg.

Well, when I lived in Germany, we called it Fussball, but seeing as how I live in America where people don't have the good sense that God gave a Duck, I am forced to call it SOCCER so that fucktards won't think that I'm going to play Football. Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed playing American Football in Middle/High School, and I enjoy watching it occasionally, but the bottom line is that it's not the same sport that it used to be. For that matter, watching professional Soccer is starting to get old too, what with every fag and their brother taking drama/acting lessons so that they can act hurt on the field to draw free kicks. They might have started issuing Yellow/Red Cards for taking dives, but it would put a stronger message out if you kneecapped the fucker taking the dive. Just my 2 cents.

[Opiate42]

Originally Posted by Rapturous Rich

American "Football" = handegg.

I'm going to call it Handegg from now on.

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

They might have started issuing Yellow/Red Cards for taking dives, but it would put a stronger message out if you kneecapped the fucker taking the dive. Just my 2 cents.

Fish flopping fuckery. We need to have murda and wolf strafe the field with attack choppers during FIFA games. Any stupid dives will be penalized by getting blown the fuck up.

Blatant divers need to spend some time in the women's league. Don't think they'd last longer than the first half before the women beat the shit out of them.

Men's soccer:


Women's soccer: This is Sparta!!!

[gmurda33]

HAHA! i would gladly kill anyone who plays soccer

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by Opiate42

Fish flopping fuckery. We need to have murda and wolf strafe the field with attack choppers during FIFA games. Any stupid dives will be penalized by getting blown the fuck up.

Blatant divers need to spend some time in the women's league. Don't think they'd last longer than the first half before the women beat the shit out of them.

Men's soccer:


Women's soccer: This is Sparta!!!

Two things come to mind.

1.) I concur.

2.)
a.) She is definitely hotter whilst wearing that face mask...
b.) That picture of her is making me have impure thoughts.

That is all.

Originally Posted by gmurda33

HAHA! i would gladly kill anyone who plays soccer

Why's it gotta be like that?

[Eddy FIN]

Hockey is the mens sport.

[mark197205]

Originally Posted by Eddy FIN

Rugby is the mens sport.

Fixed your post.

[Benny34]

Originally Posted by gmurda33

lol @ soccer. ill be on from 5-whenever i feel like it

lol grass fags.

Originally Posted by Rapturous Rich

Actually it is gay since you called it soccer.
It's called football because... wait for it... you hit a ball with your foot.
American "Football" = handegg.

SOCCER IN AUSTRALIA ITS CALLED SOCCER AND SOCCER IS GAY.

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

Well, when I lived in Germany, we called it Fussball, but seeing as how I live in America where people don't have the good sense that God gave a Duck, I am forced to call it SOCCER so that fucktards won't think that I'm going to play Football. Don't get me wrong. I enjoyed playing American Football in Middle/High School, and I enjoy watching it occasionally, but the bottom line is that it's not the same sport that it used to be. For that matter, watching professional Soccer is starting to get old too, what with every fag and their brother taking drama/acting lessons so that they can act hurt on the field to draw free kicks. They might have started issuing Yellow/Red Cards for taking dives, but it would put a stronger message out if you kneecapped the fucker taking the dive. Just my 2 cents.

Soccer sucks.

Originally Posted by gmurda33

HAHA! i would gladly kill anyone who plays soccer

same all these weird europeans who play soccer and live by me.. queers...

Originally Posted by Eddy FIN

Hockey is the mens sport.

You sir are correct

Originally Posted by mark197205

Fixed your post.

Rugby is alright but hockey owns it.. still go Russia!

[gmurda33]

lol @ benny creating the "Kill Soccer Players" platoon. hahahaha

[Benny34]

Originally Posted by gmurda33

lol @ benny creating the "Kill Soccer Players" platoon. hahahaha

Lool when you said you would gladly kill all soccer players that made me "laugh out loud"

[CGPsaint]

Why all of the hate for Soccer players? Can't we just go back to bashing Halo/COD players instead?

[gmurda33]

i love playing halo. and i dont mind a little hardcore kill confirmed every now and then. but is battlefield 3 my favorite FPS? yes. Do i like to answer my own questions? yes.

[CGPsaint]

You truly are a bit odd, but your piloting skills help me to overlook this obvious fact...

[DStyles]

Soccer was actually invented in the USA.

Arkansas to be exact. It used to be played in socks hence its name.

[CGPsaint]

Originally Posted by DStyles

Soccer was actually invented in the USA.

Arkansas to be exact. It used to be played in socks hence its name.

The only thing that was ever invented in Arkansas was home circumcision kits... aka: yo sista's teef.

Just saying.

[gmurda33]

Originally Posted by CGPsaint

The only thing that was ever invented in Arkansas was home circumcision kits... aka: yo sista's teef.

Just saying.

im not circumcised because i was born in germany--can i borrow yo sista's teef?