Soooo....Jess Chobot....

[GrantM]

Originally Posted by CuddlyREDRUM

Don't you guys as gamers find this kind of demeaning? I did. That, along with Freddie Prinze playing a tough Hispanic?

It was all a bad dream of a playthrough.

What's wrong with Freddie Prinze Jr in the game, at least he's an actor and not some gaming website employee obviously shoehorned into the game to gain "favors" from EA/Bioware

[Hansathan]

Originally Posted by CuddlyREDRUM

Don't you guys as gamers find this kind of demeaning? I did. That, along with Freddie Prinze playing a tough Hispanic?

It was all a bad dream of a playthrough.

Don't be so sensitive. I thought Freddie Prinze did a pretty good job. Not to mention he has Hispanic blood on his dad's side.

http://ethnicelebs.com/freddie-prinze-jr

Even if he didn't, I didn't find the dialogue insensitive or racist (except perhaps all the "Loco" talk.) Either way, it's not like he wrote the script...

[Headless Snip3r]

Originally Posted by sithewok

I do find Chobot physically attractive irl, but this character model is a bit scary...

This was my thoughts on the matter. I let her on the ship, but definately not romancing her.

[MrStabby1981]

Originally Posted by niko da bos

well im pretty sure its possible. no spoiler, but after an important mission she will ask for an exclusive. call her up to your cabin, and after the interview she makes a pass at shepard.

you can either flirt back, or tell her we have to remain profesional. personally, i told her to calm down. shepard has enough problems right now, without every female in the galaxy trying to get in his pants. lol, if ashley only knew how many females i turned down.

Lucky you i have Liara she can read minds during sex.

[Cowraffe]

I hate Jessica Chobitch in real life and the game. Honestly, in real life she's okay looking but that horrible voice and her always annoying act of trying to be hip and cool is fucking nauseating. I'm surprised she doesn't wear giant oversized hipster glasses.

I only took her on the Normandy because I'm a Paragon and want to help save the galaxy but only five damn war asset points? I could get more points by sticking a Post-It note on a wall of the Citadel with the words, "REAPERS ARE BAD!" on it.

Her voice acting is really bad. She sounds as if she's just waking up or currently finishing up her rounds of pleasuring the staff of BioWare for giving her a job.

[Jemocasa]

Until somebody told me it was Jessica Chobot I thought it was Courtney Ford playing Diana Allers.

[SIMPLYMIDGET]

Originally Posted by eiVaL

they should of used Naomi instead, since shes hot an not 40yrs old

Much, much agreed.

[Baihu1983]

They would have managed to make her look ugly

[Doc Lolly]

She's a War Asset though because she can give you Pointless IGN Strategize Tips that only Casual Gamers find useful.

[weird carrot]

Recruited her onto the Normandy
Realized I couldn't beat the F**k out of her
Kicked her off
I like to think she was launched out of the airlock

[TheR3AP3R]

they totally over did her body in the game and her face looks terrible. I'll take the original anyday way hotter, they even messed up my fav Miranda, but Ash is looking pretty good

[Wiggy01]

I take it im possibly the only one so far who bedded her in-game then LOL

I didnt think she looked too bad.

Bedded her in-game, then left her alone.... And romanced Ashley

[WipeoutBoy1]

I haven't got a problem with her being in the game. But this is going to be the only chance we get her in bed. Haven't tried bedding her yet tho no options available.

[jules the great]

Way off topic but did anyone else realize you could actually be nice to Khalisa Bin Al Jalani?!?!?!! I missed my usual Renegade interupt but got a Paragon one instead!

EDIT: Wow I just realized HOW out of place my comment was. Guess I was just thinking of the whole Diana Allers is a reporter too thing.

[mjc0961]

Originally Posted by TheRealPoonJab

She's even hot in digital form.

She's not hot at all, real life or digital. I am glad that all I had to do was tell her "No, get the fuck out of my game, there are no PSPs on the Normandy for you to lick" and she literally got the fuck out of my game never to be seen again. That was nice, I would have been pissed if she kept showing up to try and get on the Normandy again.

Originally Posted by Doc Lolly

She's a War Asset though because she can give you Pointless IGN Strategize Tips that only Casual Gamers find useful.

And bore you to death while doing it with her voice that's even more monotone than the voices of both EDI and Legion.

Originally Posted by Cowraffe

I only took her on the Normandy because I'm a Paragon and want to help save the galaxy but only five damn war asset points? I could get more points by sticking a Post-It note on a wall of the Citadel with the words, "REAPERS ARE BAD!" on it.

I laughed my ass off at this. Very nice.

[KingMythik]

Originally Posted by Auburok

I would turn it down, because I'm not an actor. Use my likeness, whatever, but I'm not really at all appropriate for acting alongside Lance Hanriksen, Martin Sheen, D.C. Douglas or Keith fucking David.

Chobot sticks out like a sore thumb. A botoxy, emotionless, boring sore thumb. Wish I could have renegaded on her.

Don't forget Tricia Helfer, Michael Hogan, Yvonne Strahovski, Seth Green, Freddie Prinze Jr

And Buzz Aldrin as the Stargazer.

[Lil Cipe]

While I find her attractive in real life, she's certainly odd looking in the game. Hit dat Traynor ass instead.

Also, I don't really find having an involvement in games an attracting trait. Sure it's nice if a girl enjoys games but i'm not gonna start salivating at the prospect. My girlfriend hardly ever plays games and i'm easily quite happy to continue along life in that way lol

[sleepydumbdude]

Had no idea who Chobot was or the character was her. The character did seem little off compared to the rest though. I banged her anyways.

[DJConnelly]

Useless edition to the game. Surely they could have created another squad member as opposed to adding some eye candy. Or get better eye candy. Her voice annoys me.

[Hansathan]

Originally Posted by Cowraffe

I only took her on the Normandy because I'm a Paragon and want to help save the galaxy but only five damn war asset points? I could get more points by sticking a Post-It note on a wall of the Citadel with the words, "REAPERS ARE BAD!" on it.

Hahahahaha I saw this a week ago and cracked the eff up. Still great a week later.

[Dz06lt]

Originally Posted by DJConnelly

Useless edition to the game. Surely they could have created another squad member as opposed to adding some eye candy. Or get better eye candy. Her voice annoys me.

Her voice is about a billion times better than Kasumi, her acting not so much

[Inebriated Jedi]

Originally Posted by TheRealPoonJab

She's even hot in digital form.

Are you serious? She looks like Snooki.

Do not want.

[The Stig]

I'm still not even sure what the point of having her in the game aside from +5 was assets.

Next to no dialogue, and what little there is, is universally uninteresting, and delivered in a cringefully emotionless monotone.


I feel like there was real potential for a good character here, but for some reason Bioware neglected to a) hire a voice actor, and b) Give them any good dialogue anyway.



Honestly... Sheen, Hale/Meer, Henrikson, Strahovski, David, Green....

...and Chobot. Yeah.. woo...

[Inebriated Jedi]

Originally Posted by The Stig

I'm still not even sure what the point of having her in the game aside from +5 was assets.

It's pretty obvious, actually.

Appealing to slobbering fanboys = sales.

[Dz06lt]

Originally Posted by Inebriated Jedi

It's pretty obvious, actually.

Appealing to slobbering fanboys = sales.

they could have done a better job, anyway If you do interviews and such she helps to boost other war asset ratings. Although its funny she is only worth 5 pts when the other reporter on the citadel was worth 10

[Agent Mantis]

Chobot and ign are one of the worst things to ever happen to gaming. She's an average looking women appearing to share an interest in a market with a large contingent of sex-starved teenage boys, it's like shooting fish in a bar with a rocket launcher. She spouts inane tips and hints (or common sense as I like to call them) and tries desperatly to be a hipster.

Her voice acting in ME3 makes putting a drill into your temple seem reasonable. Her model is so bad I honestly think Bioware approached her just to massively troll her.

[Opiate42]

Originally Posted by Inebriated Jedi

Are you serious? She looks like Snooki.

Do not want.

What's a snooki? To the intergooglewebz!!!

Hmmmm .... EW! That can't be unseen

Chobot in the game: She looks like a saggy sleep deprived octogenarian with dyed hair. More ew.

[Bahroo3]

Originally Posted by Opiate42

What's a snooki? To the intergooglewebz!!!

Hmmmm .... EW! That can't be unseen

Chobot in the game: She looks like a saggy sleep deprived octogenarian with dyed hair. More ew.

I'm so glad they wasted time making assets for a fully modeled face and custom body for a character that nobody gives a shit about and didn't bother making an in-game face for someone that has been a part of Mass effect since the first game.....

[ExtremeRugburn]

Originally Posted by Hoborg

She looks ugly and her voice acting is atrocious. You can tell she's reading from scripted lines, very flat and detached.

Originally Posted by Ryuukishi

Chobot is pretty good looking in real life, but they didn't do an awesome job translating her to the game model. She's no Miranda Lawson.

Originally Posted by Bubble Supreme

Seems like she was stabbed repeatedly with a botox needle. Either that, or she is having an allergic reaction to Shepards presence. She looks like a blowfish...

Originally Posted by Latuszek

I also had no idea it was her until I saw it here. The character model is one of the ugliest in the game, in my opinion.

The above comments are all good accounts of Jessica's appearance in ME3.

Originally Posted by Grohlvana

Wow you all are really hating on her huh?

I'm sure if you were in her position, you would all turn down the chance to appear in ME3 too. Probably.

, I can only imagine the position she was in when she "offered" her services.

Originally Posted by Auburok

I would turn it down, because I'm not an actor. Use my likeness, whatever, but I'm not really at all appropriate for acting alongside Lance Hanriksen, Martin Sheen, D.C. Douglas or Keith fucking David.

Chobot sticks out like a sore thumb. A botoxy, emotionless, boring sore thumb. Wish I could have renegaded on her.

Totally agree.

Originally Posted by IDiivil

Chobot is NOT pretty in the game... not sure what the hell people are thinking. She looks way better in real life and doesn't have the saggy ass butt that ME3 gives her. Seriously, it's like Bioware aged her a good 20 years before they put her in, then threw in her nervous/forced voice acting.

Originally Posted by IDiivil

... People are still bitching. Not sure why you are saying "was QQing" ... the bitching is worse now that people actually saw how crappy of a design she had or how weak her voice acting is in comparison to other voice actors.

Originally Posted by Bahroo3

I'm so glad they wasted time making assets for a fully modeled face and custom body for a character that nobody gives a shit about and didn't bother making an in-game face for someone that has been a part of Mass effect since the first game.....

AMEN!

[Bahroo3]

^^^

The multi-quote to end all multi-quotes.