Ezio, the Lute player...

[Calib4n]

I was laughing so hard at the lyrics, I almost pissed myself.
Amazing game. Truly amazing. What a brilliant conclusion to Ezio's journey.
Definitely the 2nd best game of the year, after Skyrim.
It's hard to believe that these guys at Ubisoft can release a title in the franchise every 12-18 months and iterate on it without it becoming stale, always adding a new twist or gimmick (den defense + bombcrafting) and improving the experience as a whole. Let's not talk about the story, which is brilliant, or the historical references. (Vlad Tepes was The Sentinel's idol? Really? :>) Istanbul has never looked so majestic and mysterious.
What a tour de force. Activision Blizzard and their IP-destroying overlords / shareholders should pay attention. This is how it's done.

Fare thee well amico mio, we will all miss you very much.

[rjl champ rjl]

Best mission so far although my first go at it the guards would'nt move so I was there for over 12 min just standing there playing the music.

[Direkin]

I don't suppose anyone has all the lyrics?

This is one of my favs:
“There once was a man named Duccio, a rat with legend’s taste.
Whenever he would show himself, my fist would find his face”

And there's this too:
“I am a tactless minstrel, I sing off-key for coins.
If you spot me in the street, please kick me in the loins”

[Coroner117]

Here are some others:

"Cesare, Cesare, a man of great depravity.
He thought himself immortal ’till he had a date with gravity."

"Before Rodrigo was the pope he was a man of vices,
and one he gained the holy seed he raised his vices prices."

My two favorites:

"young Cesare i heard him say "not to be killed by man"
so i tossed him in the air, to see where he might land."

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers,
but I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers!"

These and those in the previous replies were the only ones I could find.

[Chrolikai]

"Cesare, Cesare, a man of great depravity.
He thought himself immortal ’till he had a date with gravity."

Best one by far in my opinion, although Duccio's was pretty good too.

[Ixia Sith]

I'm still laughing at uncle Mario's line in AC II: "It'se me, Mario!" in exactly the same tone as in Super Mario Bros .

[shinobigarth]

Originally Posted by Chrolikai

"Cesare, Cesare, a man of great depravity.
He thought himself immortal ’till he had a date with gravity."

ya funny, however historically speaking they wouldnt have called it gravity in the 1500s, as Newton was the first to figure out what gravity actually was and give it a name.

[Fanboy]

This kinda reminds me of lute hero in Fable 3.

[Ixia Sith]

Anyone played Sacred? The inscriptions on the gravestones were hilarious, too...

[Southpaw24]

I just completed it and had some good laughs .

[TrishTheDish]

Originally Posted by Coroner117

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate her appetite for lovers,
but I suspect she would be fine, with two or three more brothers!"

That is SO insanely hilarious!

[Hiigarian]

Best mission in the whole game (apart from Altair ones). The lyrics are ultrafunny, I played that mission again at least three more times... x)