The Absolutely Random Thread - Page 4

scarface · 05-06-2009, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helta_skelta

hey my family is looking after two cats from friends and they like to lay on my xbox and sit on it are the ganna harm it?

Not unless the cats decide to lay a cable on your 360.

Jethrow · 05-07-2009, 01:04 AM

well the cat can piss on the thing, or spray it or whatever the fuck cats do

Shadow_Knight · 05-07-2009, 01:08 AM

Shift FTW! nobody uses caps lock unless your capping a lot of stuff in a row.

Norman Coxwell · 05-07-2009, 01:47 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrly-...layer_embedded

The world must see this.

CyanideBreathMint · 05-07-2009, 03:59 AM

Men get it. Bwahahaha!

YouTube - Heineken - Walk in Fridge

v_thorne · 05-07-2009, 08:46 AM

Shift...
...FTW.

Am I the only person who thinks Lars Ulrich looks and acts like the biggest douche on earth?

Darklord Saige · 05-07-2009, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v_thorne

Shift...
...FTW.

Am I the only person who thinks Lars Ulrich looks and acts like the biggest douche on earth?

Oh no, its most definitely not an act,he has to practice his douchyness daily for him to be so effective at portraying it in the manner he does.

Did you know randomness could be defined as surpressed thoughts surfacing themselves in an attempt to garner attention?

I hope you didnt...seeing as how I just came up with that...randomly

Bearded Bugs · 05-07-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyanideBreathMint

Men get it. Bwahahaha!

YouTube - Heineken - Walk in Fridge

Hahaha that is one fucking amazing advert!

Oh, and... Shift FTW!

Booij · 05-09-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyanideBreathMint

Men get it. Bwahahaha!

YouTube - Heineken - Walk in Fridge

Aargh.. I'm getting sick of that commercial

Have you seen the "sequel", with bavaria?

EDIT: Here it is:

YouTube - Bavaria spoofs Heineken walk-in-fridge

syntax419 · 05-09-2009, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darklord Saige

Oh no, its most definitely not an act,he has to practice his douchyness daily for him to be so effective at portraying it in the manner he does.

Anyway, I know I already posted this in another thread a while back, but seriously. Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about? And what kind of drugs (or mental condition) would you have to be on to create a song like that? And whistling boogers are really annoying. That is all.

Pheonix_Assassin · 05-09-2009, 06:25 PM

100th Thread Reply XD XD now that isnt that random =]

Norman Coxwell · 05-09-2009, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v_thorne

Shift...
...FTW.

Am I the only person who thinks Lars Ulrich looks and acts like the biggest douche on earth?

I'm actually ashamed to own the same brand drum set as Lars Ulrich.

Pheonix_Assassin · 05-09-2009, 06:46 PM

Im a Wolverhampton Wanderers Fan =]

rvlution · 05-09-2009, 06:51 PM

Who thinks Nero from the Star Trek movie looks like Howie from Deal or No Deal?

Jethrow · 05-09-2009, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rvlution

Who thinks Nero from the Star Trek movie looks like Howie from Deal or No Deal?

Did you know Howie is the voice of Gizmo on Gremlins. Yep.

ApochWeiss · 05-10-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rvlution

Who thinks Nero from the Star Trek movie looks like Howie from Deal or No Deal?

Second...

YouTube - kids with attitude, get kis ot behave, child behavior management, fix my kids

Whatever happened to parents, sitting down with their kids...and hitting them?

TONY PWN · 05-10-2009, 05:15 PM

when i eat hot dogs the lizard baby inside me says yum i love dinosaur nipples

CyanideBreathMint · 05-10-2009, 05:32 PM

Sometimes, I like to pee in the sink.

Yes, that is quote worthy.

ApochWeiss · 05-11-2009, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by CyanideBreathMint

Sometimes, I like to pee in the sink.

Yes, that is quote worthy.

Do you do it in the shower too so no other guys will try to move in on your turf?

CyanideBreathMint · 05-11-2009, 01:10 AM

Of course. I'm territorial like that.

P I Staker30 · 05-11-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CyanideBreathMint

Of course. I'm territorial like that.

You my friend have been sigged.

CyanideBreathMint · 05-11-2009, 01:49 AM

Haha, boo-yeah! Life suddenly has new meaning.

My next squirt will be in your honour, lol.

HALO3 SnIpEr · 05-11-2009, 01:52 AM

I hate the ps3

P I Staker30 · 05-11-2009, 01:58 AM

I'm apparently good in bed.

Norman Coxwell · 05-11-2009, 02:07 AM

Great or greatest feeling? When you realize you can't where these jeans anymore because your dicks too big. I mean they weren't even skinny jeans. Its like you finally understand what the girls youve been with mean. Ha I feel good... except for my dick. Kinda hurts. Speaking of which I got kneed in the dick playing basketball in gym. I didn't know it was possible for your dick to become black&blue. Try my best to protect that area.

Ok that should do for me saying anything about my dick for at least like 2 weeks. dick-vent/closed.

And now for something completely different

YouTube - Chilly Down From Labyrinth

Tenacious · 05-11-2009, 02:17 AM

NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

ApochWeiss · 05-11-2009, 03:03 AM

Bambi sought revenge for hitting her sister last week and my bagel slices I bought for dinner for work went flying out the car window. She got a free meal and I go the lovely scent of burning rubber and the assurance my breaks kick major ass.

Also, would it be considered genocide when you use ant killer on a horde of ants eating a neglected french fry off the floor?

phobzy85 · 05-11-2009, 08:57 AM

You can't have pie without Cool Fwip

Bearded Bugs · 05-11-2009, 10:00 AM

I am eating a pear.

jimi_stephen · 05-11-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P I Staker30

Women piss me off, especially when you spend $2000 at an expensive store for an entire new wardrobe for them and THEN you find out they want nothing to do with you. Little whores. Women who only use you for money. Women who lie to you. Just women in general.

Quote:

Originally Posted by P I Staker30

I'm apparently good in bed.

Maybe not pimp...if you were that good you wouldn't be having all these problems with women.

Quote:

Originally Posted by phobzy85

You can't have pie without Cool Fwip

WTF is "Cool Fwip"? Isn't it supossed to be Cool Whip with the emphanzes on the "H" instead of the "W"?

YouTube - Family Guy - New Cool Whip

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