Wait He Said What?

CammanFia · 04-09-2009, 02:51 AM

Ok so theres this really creepy kid (He said jigsaw was his hero) me and my friend used to hang out with but we stopped when he started to get really needy. Well I was on the bus with my friend when he told me that the creepy kid Stephen gave him a note that he "like likes" hims. Not that I have a problem with homosexuals but... Anyways my friend his creeped out and he's starting to hit on me (seriously) so how can I get him too piss of.

Minty · 04-09-2009, 02:53 AM

Take him up on his offer....he's screwing with you. Tell him as long as your the big spoon your game.

And if he's not...you're only ghey if you receive.

rvlution · 04-09-2009, 03:05 AM

^ Good advice right thur

KFZ Scrubs · 04-09-2009, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Minty

Take him up on his offer....he's screwing with you. Tell him as long as your the big spoon your game.

And if he's not...you're only ghey if you receive.

Once again minty offers his wise words of advice.
I suggest that you use this advice OP.

Rolyatkcinmai · 04-09-2009, 04:07 AM

This is a quality thread.

Post results.

v_thorne · 04-09-2009, 05:15 AM

Lol how old are you?

Don't make him feel bad, by any means. It will seriously damage him in the future about wanting to "come out" or ask another guy out. Just kindly tell him that you don't swing that way. And if the problem persists, just ignore him.

Tussell · 04-09-2009, 05:59 AM

Why did you throw in the "Jigsaw" is his hero thing?

ATR NAD · 04-09-2009, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tussell

Why did you throw in the "Jigsaw" is his hero thing?

I guess that's because Jigsaw looks gay...

Tussell · 04-09-2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ATR NAD

I guess that's because Jigsaw looks gay...

I thought maybe it was because he had a shitty taste in movies.

That's the only thing I could possibly think of.

Taco Kitty · 04-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Burn it with fire.

B1GM13 · 04-09-2009, 08:48 AM

Just let him know that your not into dick, and that your ass is exit only.

or you know if your curios... try everything once an all that jazz... not quite the option id swing for.

IncensedCape · 04-09-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco Kitty

Burn it with fire.

No mate, you're meant to say "Kill it with fire"

Darth Heyburt · 04-09-2009, 07:28 PM

1. Accept Creepy Kids Sexy Offer
2. End up in one of his contraptions of death
3. ?????
4. Profit!

cheesyp00fs · 04-09-2009, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco Kitty

Burn it with fire.

OMG I laughed so god damn hard then.

InkedUp · 04-09-2009, 07:51 PM

Tell him your the pitcher, not the catcher

laundryman · 04-09-2009, 07:59 PM

This thread is made of win.

Ask him what he's "into". If he answers and you can tell he's not lying, then politely tell him no. If he answers but you sense hesitation, mail him a "toy"

P I Staker30 · 04-09-2009, 08:06 PM

If he's serious tell him "I'm flattered, honestly I am; but I'm sorry, I'm not like that, I must respectfully decline your offer."

mgc norsman · 04-09-2009, 11:17 PM

ask his parents if hes autistic i had a friend that was autistic (highly functional) and when he would say something it would sound gay when i found out he had autism i felt really bad =[

Keano · 04-09-2009, 11:25 PM

Tell him to fuck off.

Wii187 · 04-09-2009, 11:31 PM

Wait...confused...the creepy dude hit on your friend, so now your friend is hitting on you or is the creepy dude hitting on you?

No disrespect intended, but WTF?

Rolyatkcinmai · 04-09-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by mgc norsman

ask his parents if hes autistic i had a friend that was autistic (highly functional) and when he would say something it would sound gay when i found out he had autism i felt really bad =[

Wii187 · 04-09-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rolyatkcinmai

Win. You sir have won the internets.

Ben Sharpe · 04-09-2009, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Rolyatkcinmai

Epic Win, just epic

J.Waddo · 04-10-2009, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Keano

Tell him to fuck off.

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Originally Posted by Rolyatkcinmai

Can someone give this man a medal?

Yunder · 04-10-2009, 12:17 AM

Minty= Win
Go with that.

gskillz99 · 04-10-2009, 12:24 AM

Tell him you want to be the tight end, not the wide receiver.

Yunder · 04-10-2009, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by gskillz99

Tell him you want to be the tight end, not the wide receiver.

How many more sexual inuendo jokes are there going to be in this thread? LOL

Seth · 04-10-2009, 12:32 AM

Give him the ol' one-two, but you know, with your penis.

Gumby™ · 04-10-2009, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth

Give him the ol' one-two, but you know, with your penis.

Best post ever.

Seth · 04-10-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby™

Best post ever.

You pretty much made my day by sig'n this.

04-09-2009, 02:51 AM	#1
CammanFia Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 158 View My x360a Profile	Wait He Said What? Ok so theres this really creepy kid (He said jigsaw was his hero) me and my friend used to hang out with but we stopped when he started to get really needy. Well I was on the bus with my friend when he told me that the creepy kid Stephen gave him a note that he "like likes" hims. Not that I have a problem with homosexuals but... Anyways my friend his creeped out and he's starting to hit on me (seriously) so how can I get him too piss of.

04-09-2009, 02:53 AM	#2
Minty Back in Business Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Born in England, now in Florida Posts: 15,247 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 16 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Take him up on his offer....he's screwing with you. Tell him as long as your the big spoon your game. And if he's not...you're only ghey if you receive. __________________

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v_thorne Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Witness Protection Program Posts: 3,302 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 5 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Lol how old are you? Don't make him feel bad, by any means. It will seriously damage him in the future about wanting to "come out" or ask another guy out. Just kindly tell him that you don't swing that way. And if the problem persists, just ignore him. __________________ Volumes of Sin Graphic Art and Photography

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rvlution Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2,330 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	^ Good advice right thur

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Taco Kitty Banned User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 238 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Burn it with fire.

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B1GM13 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bristol, England Posts: 1,128 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Just let him know that your not into dick, and that your ass is exit only. or you know if your curios... try everything once an all that jazz... not quite the option id swing for. __________________

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InkedUp Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 1,818 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Tell him your the pitcher, not the catcher __________________

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laundryman Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Paoli, PA Posts: 3,117 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	This thread is made of win. Ask him what he's "into". If he answers and you can tell he's not lying, then politely tell him no. If he answers but you sense hesitation, mail him a "toy" __________________ My YouTube Channel Currently LP'ing: Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath

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mgc norsman Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: edmond,OK Posts: 399 View My x360a Profile	ask his parents if hes autistic i had a friend that was autistic (highly functional) and when he would say something it would sound gay when i found out he had autism i felt really bad =[ __________________

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Keano Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: The sinking ship that's full of shit and someone's nicked the oars Posts: 1,493 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 9 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Tell him to fuck off. __________________ Thanks to Cacky for the sig!

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Wii187 Join Date: May 2008 Location: Molokini, HI Posts: 1,616 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 6 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Wait...confused...the creepy dude hit on your friend, so now your friend is hitting on you or is the creepy dude hitting on you? No disrespect intended, but WTF? __________________

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gskillz99 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 620 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1 (more» ...) View My x360a Profile	Tell him you want to be the tight end, not the wide receiver.

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