- About Splinter4
- I'm a man of mystery and power... and my power is exceeded only by my mystery.
- Hotel California
- I enjoy Metal Detecting, Hot-air Ballooning, Soap Making, Papermaché, & Reading outloud to the Deaf.
- I race cars, I play tennis, and I fondle women... but I have weekends off and I am my own boss.
Whether you think you can or can't... you're right.