Haha yeah I'm pretty sure it was a dentist. Well at least I think so anyways..
I used to pop the hula girls with tomatos too. *lol*
I don't think there was a point to santa.. if there was I never figured it out. I used to try and just catch him by using some items but it never did anything. I actually remember ramming him with my rocket skates thinking he would drop lots of presents but it didn't happen

Yes I used to go to level 0 and get drunk with the ladies

Sometimes I would even go to "present island" on level 1 when I was really bored

I liked getting promoted lol.. you are a doofus! or poindexter? lol