What has Vanessa Perroncel and a Champions League final goalpost got in common? Both been banged by John Terry...

Yes, trying to sell some shoes or something? Idiot. Cool, make sure you learn something so you can pass your test!

haha, i see you looked at that douche's profile just now too! haha
im about to have a driving lesson, gotta run, speak later man

Love my new profile picture? Haha, thought it might be nice for some people to put a name to a face.

haha, i was wondering why you're still up! no school...
i just cba goin bed. love bein off work!

Your wall needed a comment from me, it's been too long.

got fifa, you're not on msn so i thought i'd tell you here!

I know you weren't directing the comment to me haha, I just don't know how I come across! :L I am going to add you now, msn is fun! I am recently 17, next year I am an adult so we will be on common ground.

I never have a set technique in replies, I just try to get my point across, whether it is through sarcasm or patronising, none of it is intentional.

Tell me when you do, because I am going to want to see that video. I am going to add you, so make sure you accept. My username is named after another great striker to grace OT.

Aye the guy Keano speaks a lot of wise words indeed, I did exaggerate a little as some other people have useful things to say. When I said United should've won today, someone basically implies, "Why should they have won?" BECAUSE WE ARE MAN UNITED!!!

EDIT: Hilarious video! Are you the username 'Basterclassimation'?