No? Really? We can do something else, new best friend!
Now, I know you hear the term 'human shield' thrown around a lot, but...

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Request accepted! Now, your suffering- I mean, uh, the fun truly begins. Home address, phone number and blood/hair samples please, FRIEND. You're about to rob a bank 40,000 kilometers away! How, I hear you ask? Haha, that's a good question sport! One that I'm banking on the police not being able to answer! Now, build me a helipad.

I sent you a friend request because I think we have a lot on common and I think you're cool.

Thanks fella. It'll sure come in handy when I'm at work and my daily Ninja Gaiden flashbacks hit me like a sack of acid.

Welcome to the Angry Gamers Club! Hope you like it and may all your hernias be hiatus.

Spawn Man.