I still live in NC, in the Greensboro area. I left UNC in 2008 and my degree carries very little weight. It's like the Avenue Q song "What do you do with a BA in English", which apparently is work in a field unrelated and pay off college loans! :-p
3 degrees though? Congrats. I still love Chapel Hill and always consider it home. Of course, like your screenname, I also hate dook. With a passion.