Thanks for the sympathy. I still don't get the subscriber thing, though. I love this site, but $10-$25/month...for what? Minty mentioned a perk, but I have no idea what that would be. If it's a good one, they should say so when you click that button.
No need to be embarrassed about missing the subscriber button. When I first subscribed a little over a year ago, it took me ages to find it. We all have that little blonde moment at one point or another. Thanks for your interest in subscribing.