What The Buck?
09-03-2008, 01:44 PM
Oh shit.
Okay, so...some scary stuff just went down. Me and my buddy were sittin' in my room chilling playing GTA IV online, doing supercar races for shits and giggles whilst drinking some shitty cheap cider. Anyway, my mate said that he was gonna create some MAJOR pile up on the first corner of the race and i was like "das some crazy shit roflcopter".
So, the race starts and he's like "Here it comes muhh'fukkas!" and i'm lollerskating like theres no tomorrow when suddenly some guy starts talking to me through the headset saying " if anyone crashes me i'm gonna come to your house and kill you" and i said to my buddy "DO IT NAOOO!"
Yeh, you guessed it he fucking' did it LOL! There was like 8 cars all fucking piled up and they were screaming down their mics! Then there was the guy who spoke earlier saying "Motherfucker! I know where you live!" and im like fuck you!
So anyway, Like 1 sec later, i get a phone call. So, i answer and its the GUY! He says "I see you through your window drinking cider" and i fucking shat bricks like holy shit and my mate heard it to and we ducked under my bed. After 5-10 mins i came out and saw i had a new message on Xbox.
I opened it and it said "Bitch, i told you i knew where you lived!"
I told my parents and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
Okay, so...some scary stuff just went down. Me and my buddy were sittin' in my room chilling playing GTA IV online, doing supercar races for shits and giggles whilst drinking some shitty cheap cider. Anyway, my mate said that he was gonna create some MAJOR pile up on the first corner of the race and i was like "das some crazy shit roflcopter".
So, the race starts and he's like "Here it comes muhh'fukkas!" and i'm lollerskating like theres no tomorrow when suddenly some guy starts talking to me through the headset saying " if anyone crashes me i'm gonna come to your house and kill you" and i said to my buddy "DO IT NAOOO!"
Yeh, you guessed it he fucking' did it LOL! There was like 8 cars all fucking piled up and they were screaming down their mics! Then there was the guy who spoke earlier saying "Motherfucker! I know where you live!" and im like fuck you!
So anyway, Like 1 sec later, i get a phone call. So, i answer and its the GUY! He says "I see you through your window drinking cider" and i fucking shat bricks like holy shit and my mate heard it to and we ducked under my bed. After 5-10 mins i came out and saw i had a new message on Xbox.
I opened it and it said "Bitch, i told you i knew where you lived!"
I told my parents and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air