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Hi Im Steve
07-08-2008, 10:33 PM
HELLO THERE GENTLEMEN. Yeah pretty much I'm high as fuck. Just thought you should know. I went downstairs and ate some of these like incredibly good crackers with this orange cheese in them. Oh my god were they fucking delicious. So yeah then I went and looked in the cupboards and found some Cinnamon Toast Crunch which looked like little boats floating around in a huge ocean of milk. Which I then ate because it looked fucking godly. Then um I found Velveta then made it in the fastest ten minutes of my life. Then so laid down and started exhaling really slow and so yerr I felt like frog Lollsss. And yeah I feel like a fucking god because my grammar is still amazing as hell even though I can't figure out if I'm a marshmellow or not. Then my mom's gonna come home EEK. Oh and I just realized how much I hate those douchebags in GTA IV that don't understand how to play Hangman's Noose. That leads to me being angry, and I'm not a nice guy when I'm angry, well, because..I'm angry! John McCain was shot down in Vietnam, just thought you might wanna know. This food that I ate isn't going down too well, I kind of feeling like throwing up roflsaurusrex. My matress feels like a big thing of Jello and I have an indredible urge to travel to the nearest Bob Evans and eat some of their BBQ pork sandwich. I think I need to go to sleep. I think you all should post when you're high like me. It might lead to some LOL stories which make you giggle. Hehehehe. POST MOTHA FUCKAS

Minty
07-08-2008, 10:43 PM
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Jdm7399
07-09-2008, 03:05 PM
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Haha, that made my morning!:p