WAY off topic here

[Randomnutta]

I was just wondering whats the worst way someones broken up with you?.. like phone email xbox bio
Mine was just a little while ago in my partners bio saying (i dont have a gf anymore) harsh huh?

[lordvader178]

I had a girlfriend who i was really in love with for a few months, then all of a sudden she sent me an email saying she broke up, and an attachment that when i opened it, it had a virus. Needless to say, i was pissed, and i hunted her down and eated her OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. But seriously i did hunt her down and she got what was coming to her :).

Still, Australia always has the best chicks!!

[Randomnutta]

lol how rude! i dont understand random breakups like that.. if theres a problem say something i reckon

[lordvader178]

Yer i thought everything was going fine until she sent me that. The virus killed my comp as well, had to reinstall windows, although ive been getting used to doing that now. Still, i know where she lives now, and even though i won't do anything, it's still very useful :).

[Tussell]

Well, it seems like your relationship wasn't too serious... It was over Xbox Live and all you did was create a topic over it.

I'd have to say the worst break up was the most recent. We broke up on her surprise birthday party that I helped plan. It really pissed me off. I just got up and fuckin' left. I really liked her too, we had been going out for almost half a year. To be honest, that's not even long at all, but it was really starting to head somewhere. Sadly, I think half of it was my fault.

[Randomnutta]

its not like i dont care its just we have had trouble for months and i think it needs to sink in im just numb right now.. wow thats mean your thanx for trying to make her birthday a good one

[exo-apollo]

Sadly, I think half of it was my fault.

Yeah It's always something I've done wrong, and I've know what I was doing wrong. But I've always been dumped face to face, nothing too bad.

Your right LordVader, we in Australia are spoilt for incredible, tanned beach babes with great tastes in music.

[Tussell]

... But I've always been dumped face to face, nothing too bad.
I miss the sixth grade relationships where you could break up over the internet. ^_^

[lordvader178]

Yeah It's always something I've done wrong, and I've know what I was doing wrong. But I've always been dumped face to face, nothing too bad.

Your right LordVader, we in Australia are spoilt for incredible, tanned beach babes with great tastes in music.

Yer, and they are hard to get with as well :(.

[Ashz0r]

I got a confirmation message from Facebook telling me "you and sammie are no longer an item" before lmao, but she hadn't actually broke up with me without tellling me she had just been changing her Facebook account lol.

[exo-apollo]

Yer, and they are hard to get with as well :(.

And even if you might be getting close there is always some surfers paradise douche waiting to step in and punch your face in out of jealousy.

[[Waggly Bean]]

I had a girlfriend who i was really in love with for a few months, then all of a sudden she sent me an email saying she broke up, and an attachment that when i opened it, it had a virus. Needless to say, i was pissed, and i hunted her down and eated her OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. But seriously i did hunt her down and she got what was coming to her :).


Was that a Cookie Monster sound effect?

I quite enjoyed this little story, I think you should publish it...:)

[Jdm7399]

Honestly and truthfully, no girl has EVER broken up with me. It was either mutual or I broke up with them.

I can however tell you my worst break up. It's not suitable for minors to read, so I'll keep it clean. This girl thought that she could do things behind my back, but as always...I found out. How ironic it was the guy's birthday as well.:rolleyes: To make the long story short, "cheating" on your significant other has to be the worst.

[Xerofox]

Honestly and truthfully, no girl has EVER broken up with me. It was either mutual or I broke up with them.

I can however tell you my worst break up. It's not suitable for minors to read, so I'll keep it clean. This girl thought that she could do things behind my back, but as always...I found out. How ironic it was the guy's birthday as well.:rolleyes: To make the long story short, "cheating" on your significant other has to be the worst.

My worst break up is a long time ago, my ex GF dated a brazillian guy who's a testdriver for a F1 team. I trusted her and it didn't bother me if she went on a holliday on her own. But I found out she went to the countries where there was a F1 race that week. I was really pissed, she came clean and broke up with her. Later she found out that dude was cheating on her too, damn I love karma.

[lordvader178]

I shall publish it in a book then :). I will call it...pancake :).

[Randomnutta]

I shall publish it in a book then :). I will call it...pancake :).
LMAO classic!

[[Waggly Bean]]

I shall publish it in a book then :). I will call it...pancake :).

You'll have to keep us well informed of the books progress and it's release date then.

Hopefully you'll do a signing in Waterstones or something...?

[lordvader178]

Waterstones? I'll be going to Times Square. Even though i live in Australia :). Oh, i maded the book, but i eated it :(. Dam those very seductive yet very delicious book titles!! Looks like i'm just going to have to do another 20 mins of work. *Sigh*

[Honkymagoo]

Waterstones? I'll be going to Times Square. Even though i live in Australia :). Oh, i maded the book, but i eated it :(. Dam those very seductive yet very delicious book titles!! Looks like i'm just going to have to do another 20 mins of work. *Sigh*

The party van is coming...

Unfortunately (I guess?) I don't have any break-up stories because I've never been in a real relationship due in part to the fact that I'm incapable of loving another human being.

[Female Ninja]

Well, lets see...Mine starts off where it's about the end of the day and I hadn't seen my boyfriend all day, sort of weird, so I was with one of my friends and we were just sitting around, and she says, "That sucks that ****(Won't name any names) moved..."
I thought she was just messing with me so i said, "Baka..." Haven't seen **** since...He didn't even tell me, he just quickly packed up the stuff he needed and got on the train, I think. Well I do know he doesn't live here anymore...
かなしいはなし(悲しい話

[Jiga.Puzzle.5]

Well the worst out of all them was a girlfriend i had in college we went to Jamaica in the summer of 06 well she went bat shit crazy on me for some reason than told me she slept with my best friend i called her a slut and kicked her out of the room well the crazy bitch stole my wallet and passport and to this day i dont know where they are i had to stay there another week,and since i didnt have my wallet to be able to pay to stay in the hotel room i had to sleep in some cheap motel for the rest of the week.Story of my freaking life.

[Randomnutta]

ewwww cheaters are the worst right next to liars :mad: grr

[Dark Aspire]

By telling me.

[GameFreak47]

Unfortunately (I guess?) I don't have any break-up stories because I've never been in a real relationship due in part to the fact that I'm incapable of loving another human being.

I've noticed just from your posts...:p

[Ricky1992]

MSN. Just made it feel a hell of a lot worse. But i guess it was just karma restoring the status quo since i dumped someone through text and i feel immensely guilty still and that was 4 years ago. Me and karma are even now.

[Hi Im Steve]

Alright so I was dating this girl for about two months. About three weeks through our relationship, I got a phone call from her best friend saying that she was drunk with four other guys. I started freaking the fuck out. I knew she was going to do something, but according to all her friends, she would NEVER do anything such as that. So a month or so passed, when I was talking to one of her friends again. I was talking about my girlfriend never doing anything with a guy before, then it came to her telling me about how that's a complete lie. Supposedly, my girlfriend went to school the next day after that party bragging that she got fingered and then cheated on me. I honestly wasn't that pissed, since I wasn't too much into her anymore LOL. So I decided that since she cheated on me, I was going to get back at her, just a little bit.

On Father's Day this year, I ended up texting pictures of her naked to her own dad, saying "Happy Father's Day! from your own daughter, Megan!" I never heard another word from anyone at all. I know it seems harsh to do, but I really don't care one bit. She fucked me over so bad, and I'm one of the nicest boyfriends a girl could ever ask for. Oh and I forgot to mention that I sent her pictures to everyone in her school which led to her being suspended and notified by her parents.

So yeah, I ended up breaking up with her like that. As I think she got the message. LOL I love myself, just saying..

[Randomnutta]

Alright so I was dating this girl for about two months. About three weeks through our relationship, I got a phone call from her best friend saying that she was drunk with four other guys. I started freaking the fuck out. I knew she was going to do something, but according to all her friends, she would NEVER do anything such as that. So a month or so passed, when I was talking to one of her friends again. I was talking about my girlfriend never doing anything with a guy before, then it came to her telling me about how that's a complete lie. Supposedly, my girlfriend went to school the next day after that party bragging that she got fingered and then cheated on me. I honestly wasn't that pissed, since I wasn't too much into her anymore LOL. So I decided that since she cheated on me, I was going to get back at her, just a little bit.

On Father's Day this year, I ended up texting pictures of her naked to her own dad, saying "Happy Father's Day! from your own daughter, Megan!" I never heard another word from anyone at all. I know it seems harsh to do, but I really don't care one bit. She fucked me over so bad, and I'm one of the nicest boyfriends a girl could ever ask for. Oh and I forgot to mention that I sent her pictures to everyone in her school which led to her being suspended and notified by her parents.

So yeah, I ended up breaking up with her like that. As I think she got the message. LOL I love myself, just saying..
LOLOL omg to her father thats so evil!!! :eek:

[Missis Beki]

i think my worse break up has to have been with my sons dad, he avoided me for a week, then came up to my house and while bathing our 7 month old i said "you may as well break up with me" but i was only joking, and he got up and said "oh that was easy i'll leave then" :eek:
worse thing was we were planning on getting married and then i found out he had been cheating on me...for six months.
i was so heartbroken and betrayed :(

[Female Ninja]

i think my worse break up has to have been with my sons dad, he avoided me for a week, then came up to my house and while bathing our 7 month old i said "you may as well break up with me" but i was only joking, and he got up and said "oh that was easy i'll leave then" :eek:
worse thing was we were planning on getting married and then i found out he had been cheating on me...for six months.
i was so heartbroken and betrayed :(

Oh thats sad...kanashii hanashi

[bulletman]

i think my worse break up has to have been with my sons dad, he avoided me for a week, then came up to my house and while bathing our 7 month old i said "you may as well break up with me" but i was only joking, and he got up and said "oh that was easy i'll leave then" :eek:
worse thing was we were planning on getting married and then i found out he had been cheating on me...for six months.
i was so heartbroken and betrayed :(


Thats harsh you ex sounds like a right prick.

Mine was quite bad breakup. We had a daughter and it was the best thing ever, it wasnt long after though that I also proposed to get married to her and all was well. Sadly though after about 18 months or so she just changed I didnt know what the hell was going on, the strange thing was my family was acting strange aswell. Turns out she was a cheating bitch and my own family new but didnt tell in the fear that I might have a 'turn' and end up beating the guy to a pulp, but the thing is the other guy didnt even know about me! So she was cheating on both of us the bitch, Im hardly going to hurt a guy who's been cheated on aswell. That was quite a few years back now so Im fine my daughter's fine and thats what counts really.

[Missis Beki]

Thats harsh you ex sounds like a right prick.

Mine was quite bad breakup. We had a daughter and it was the best thing ever, it wasnt long after though that I also proposed to get married to her and all was well. Sadly though after about 18 months or so she just changed I didnt know what the hell was going on, the strange thing was my family was acting strange aswell. Turns out she was a cheating bitch and my own family new but didnt tell in the fear that I might have a 'turn' and end up beating the guy to a pulp, but the thing is the other guy didnt even know about me! So she was cheating on both of us the bitch, Im hardly going to hurt a guy who's been cheated on aswell. That was quite a few years back now so Im fine my daughter's fine and thats what counts really.
he is a prick and unforunately i have to see him everyday cos he lives literally over the road from me!

Thats awful that she did that to you, to you all infact. but its good ur over it and it didnt turn you bitter cos it would some people.
i think it takes a strong person to get over the betrayal of something like that especially when there are kids involved

[bulletman]

he is a prick and unforunately i have to see him everyday cos he lives literally over the road from me!

Thats awful that she did that to you, to you all infact. but its good ur over it and it didnt turn you bitter cos it would some people.
i think it takes a strong person to get over the betrayal of something like that especially when there are kids involved

You know I still remember when I went to see her just to make sure it was finished once and for all. My daughter was just playing with her toys not realising what was going on and when I looked at her I knew it would be alright, I love my daughter more than anything in the world and when I think about that day with her little face looking up at me I Always feel a little bit upset and then joy just because she has tured out so wonderful.:)
Yeah if it wasnt for my friends and my family (thanks mum) It could of gone bad, and time is the greatest healer.

Its a shame you have to see the douchbag so much though bek.

[Parkerktm]

It was just a fling but myspace. It's always pathetic when people do that, even though everyone wants to because it's easier then doing it in person or over the phone... it's just lame.

Bio? Ouch, thats harsh.

[Randomnutta]

It was just a fling but myspace. It's always pathetic when people do that, even though everyone wants to because it's easier then doing it in person or over the phone... it's just lame.

Bio? Ouch, thats harsh.
yeah :( came out of no where.. still trying to work out wtf is actually going on :confused:

[Mothershed_52]

Hmm. I'd have to say I've had 1 hard break-up but it was a long distance thing and over the phone we had a mutual agreement of taking time apart, and never got back together. It was hard because I saw her the next month and a basketball tournament with a new guy and he did something too her and she ran past me crying and I went up to her and asked what was wrong and got the silent treatment..

Other than that I've either broken up with the girl or it's a mutual thing over the phone..

[Randomnutta]

Hmm. I'd have to say I've had 1 hard break-up but it was a long distance thing and over the phone we had a mutual agreement of taking time apart, and never got back together. It was hard because I saw her the next month and a basketball tournament with a new guy and he did something too her and she ran past me crying and I went up to her and asked what was wrong and got the silent treatment..

Other than that I've either broken up with the girl or it's a mutual thing over the phone..
:mad: grrrrr i hate the silent treatment they just close up and you need a safe cracker to even get close to what the problem is

[Mothershed_52]

Yea I know about that..It's ridiculous. I personally hate seeing people upset and then when you try to help them...they are fine or whatever.

[Parkerktm]

yeah :( came out of no where.. still trying to work out wtf is actually going on :confused:

He could have kept some dignity by putting it in his motto, but the bio is messed up.


Thats like divorcing someone on a cruise, so even though your pist at each other and just got divorced, you have to spend another week together, lol.

[Sanction]

I haven't had a girlfriend since the 6th grade. High school girls are waaay too dramatic, which is why college will be awesome. :D

[Parkerktm]

I haven't had a girlfriend since the 6th grade. High school girls are waaay too dramatic, which is why college will be awesome. :D

Yes, "Hott" College girls are indeed great ;)

IMO and in my area it seems Middle school it worse then HS, is that the same for you too?

Middle school is just a whole bunch of chicks stuffing their bras and starting their periods....

[Sanction]

I never really noticed up until freshman year, when everyone started getting a cell phone. Then each study hall I had I would hear girls talking about some "bitch" that did something or some asshole guy who broke up with someone.

I hated high school, fyi. :p

[Parkerktm]

lol, i love high school, HIGH SCHOOL FTW.

Sports, chicks, and fun. Since i got my license a few months ago it opens up so much more, and makes high seem much funner.

Here in CA, unles in a big city, we don't have inside halls since it doesn't snow.

I got my celll phone in 5th grade, kyocera FTW, hehe, and then i know about 10 who got them in 6th. After that everyone got them in our grade/school.

But how can you hate HS?

[Sanction]

Eh, it was too melodramatic and cheesy for me. Somewhat lame as well. Everything was planned right from the getgo. But that's probably due to being in the same school system for 13 damn years.

Believe me, there are plenty of kids at your school that don't like it either. :p

Are you a junion/senior...what?

[Illution]

Highschool is gay. Everyone is a bunch of idiots. or whatever.

ALRIGHT this is how it went DOWN. Ready?

'Cause it's intense.

pretty damn intense.

Alright well this one day right my girlfriend and I were eating at an ice cream parlor/ pancake shop. We had just ordered and she said she wanted to "talk". then OMG out of no where this oil tanker driving down the highway next to us blew up and we were like WHOA! shrapnel spewed through the windows killing thousands (this was a BIG ice cream parlor/pancake shop) So, me and my girl jump out the window that had just previously been shattered. We fly into the air and like have this crazy battle with this killer 20 ft groundhog that had apparently burrowed up under the tanker. So we're shooting laser beams and then BLAM! This 50 ton rubber shark comes jumping out of the ocean that was just beneath the highway. It came straight up, just as the groundhog did, causing 30 cars to swerve off the road and into the mountains right near the shop. So I shoot thousands of laser beams out of my eyes and like, this eagle just attacks my sidekick ( a ninja hamster w/ spike fur ), killing him instantly. I mourned the loss of him for 20 minutes while my girl held off our foes. After having buried him, I returned to the fight and totally annihilated with my wood chipper that I carry in the sole of my shoe. Did I forget to mention I saved her life before she got eaten in half by a mutated pancake monster? Yes, well. What had apparently happened was that the shark blew up a radiation tanker transporting harmful nuclear waste to a nearby nuclear facility next to the pancake shop. This, in return, created thousands of pancake and ice cream monsters. Some fused together, causing even MORE mayhem. And yes, believe me, there can be more mayhem than just a pancake monster. ANYWAYS I saved her life and there was only one enemy left to defeat. The dreaded desert dwelling kangaroo vampire. So we're all dueling off in the middle of this trainwreck that somehow magically landed on the highway making even more of a mess. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, this helicopter full of dandelion barbarians comes up on us. Now, let me tell ya something bout these barbarians. They are total BRUTES! They will not give up. You thought making your yard look bad was a terrible thing for them to do? try watching them eat the face off of a wooden doll. Crazy stuff. Anyways, we blow up the helicopter which magically slices the kangaroo in half. When the smoke cleared, my bloody hands were in front of my eyes to shield it from all the shrapnel of milk churned goodness that is ice cream. I walk up to my girlfriend telling her it was a good fight and she did good. The national superhero hotline for superheroes in heroics (TNSHHFSHIH) named us the best team in the world. Later the following week after they dubbed us by that title, I asked her how it was going.

She answered with five words. We're not right for eachother

WTF :O
that thing made no sense. if you read all that you deserve a cookie. a big ass cookie.

[Sanction]

I want my big ass cookie. -.-

[Randomnutta]

Highschool is gay. Everyone is a bunch of idiots. or whatever.

ALRIGHT this is how it went DOWN. Ready?

'Cause it's intense.

pretty damn intense.

Alright well this one day right my girlfriend and I were eating at an ice cream parlor/ pancake shop. We had just ordered and she said she wanted to "talk". then OMG out of no where this oil tanker driving down the highway next to us blew up and we were like WHOA! shrapnel spewed through the windows killing thousands (this was a BIG ice cream parlor/pancake shop) So, me and my girl jump out the window that had just previously been shattered. We fly into the air and like have this crazy battle with this killer 20 ft groundhog that had apparently burrowed up under the tanker. So we're shooting laser beams and then BLAM! This 50 ton rubber shark comes jumping out of the ocean that was just beneath the highway. It came straight up, just as the groundhog did, causing 30 cars to swerve off the road and into the mountains right near the shop. So I shoot thousands of laser beams out of my eyes and like, this eagle just attacks my sidekick ( a ninja hamster w/ spike fur ), killing him instantly. I mourned the loss of him for 20 minutes while my girl held off our foes. After having buried him, I returned to the fight and totally annihilated with my wood chipper that I carry in the sole of my shoe. Did I forget to mention I saved her life before she got eaten in half by a mutated pancake monster? Yes, well. What had apparently happened was that the shark blew up a radiation tanker transporting harmful nuclear waste to a nearby nuclear facility next to the pancake shop. This, in return, created thousands of pancake and ice cream monsters. Some fused together, causing even MORE mayhem. And yes, believe me, there can be more mayhem than just a pancake monster. ANYWAYS I saved her life and there was only one enemy left to defeat. The dreaded desert dwelling kangaroo vampire. So we're all dueling off in the middle of this trainwreck that somehow magically landed on the highway making even more of a mess. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, this helicopter full of dandelion barbarians comes up on us. Now, let me tell ya something bout these barbarians. They are total BRUTES! They will not give up. You thought making your yard look bad was a terrible thing for them to do? try watching them eat the face off of a wooden doll. Crazy stuff. Anyways, we blow up the helicopter which magically slices the kangaroo in half. When the smoke cleared, my bloody hands were in front of my eyes to shield it from all the shrapnel of milk churned goodness that is ice cream. I walk up to my girlfriend telling her it was a good fight and she did good. The national superhero hotline for superheroes in heroics (TNSHHFSHIH) named us the best team in the world. Later the following week after they dubbed us by that title, I asked her how it was going.

She answered with five words. We're not right for eachother

WTF :O
that thing made no sense. if you read all that you deserve a cookie. a big ass cookie.
LOLOLOL fucking classic.. thats the funniest thing iv seen in awhile *loves* the kangaroo vampire :biglaugh

[Mothershed_52]

I'm with Sanction...wtf is my cookie?

haha wow.

[Illution]

Ok, here's what happened with the cookies.

There was this fedex boat right? And like this comet hit it when it was going across the ocean :P then this dinosaur came right.. and i'll just spare you the details. crazy stuff.

[jarhead1990]

I caught my wife cheating, I killed her and then had a cup of coffee with the guy she cheated on me with.

Yeah, the regret kills me.

[Lucent Beam]

Alright so I was dating this girl for about two months. About three weeks through our relationship, I got a phone call from her best friend saying that she was drunk with four other guys. I started freaking the fuck out. I knew she was going to do something, but according to all her friends, she would NEVER do anything such as that. So a month or so passed, when I was talking to one of her friends again. I was talking about my girlfriend never doing anything with a guy before, then it came to her telling me about how that's a complete lie. Supposedly, my girlfriend went to school the next day after that party bragging that she got fingered and then cheated on me. I honestly wasn't that pissed, since I wasn't too much into her anymore LOL. So I decided that since she cheated on me, I was going to get back at her, just a little bit.

On Father's Day this year, I ended up texting pictures of her naked to her own dad, saying "Happy Father's Day! from your own daughter, Megan!" I never heard another word from anyone at all. I know it seems harsh to do, but I really don't care one bit. She fucked me over so bad, and I'm one of the nicest boyfriends a girl could ever ask for. Oh and I forgot to mention that I sent her pictures to everyone in her school which led to her being suspended and notified by her parents.

So yeah, I ended up breaking up with her like that. As I think she got the message. LOL I love myself, just saying..

Wow, so pretty much you are a complete and utter douchebag. A girl cheats on you, which effects you and only you. You send indecent pictures of her to her family and people at school which effects her relationship with all those people. Pretty sure there's nothing more immature than that. Pretty pathetic.

[Ashz0r]

Wow, so pretty much you are a complete and utter douchebag. A girl cheats on you, which effects you and only you. You send indecent pictures of her to her family and people at school which effects her relationship with all those people. Pretty sure there's nothing more immature than that. Pretty pathetic.

From reading one of his topics where he was bragging about being high and wrote a full story about all the crazy shit that he saw.. I have already classed him as a schoolboy who thinks his cool by telling people things that didn't really happen that people don't really care or respect him for doing anyway.. I would just ignore him he probably made it up anyway to try and look cool ^^

[n1n3t33nd3lta]

Wow...where do I begin. The worst break-up I've ever encountered just happened recently and it just about did me in. Jdm knows some of what I went through, as I've talked to him a little about it, but I'll elaborate "the rest of the story."

I had been dating this girl for a few months, you know, nothing major, but we were together almost everyday for several hours. I don't know what made do this, I guess I just got a wild hair up my ass, so I joined the Army. While I was at basic training, at Fort Knox, I've been told she screwed at least 4 guys while I was gone. Like an idiot, I forgave her. I was 19, in love, yadda yadda. Anyway, I come home for christmas break, and at the time I didn't know she'd been screwing anyone. I spend all the money I had made during basic training (which isn't much, let me tell ya) to buy her a ring, because I had made up my mind that she was the one, or so I thought. Anyway, I'm getting side-tracked. So I come home, and of course, I find out and all hell breaks loose. But, being the mature (or so I think sometimes) person that I am, I forgive and forget. This was dec. of 05, mind you. We had our good times, and our shit times, but mostly shit times. I had her living with me (big mistake), buying her clothes, paying for everything for her. I can't remember exactly what day it was of this year, but she went home for a while, as she usually does, but she never came back. We talked on the phone a little each day, trying to keep ourselves from growing tired of each other. I guess she grew tired of me or something, but I spent the remaining money from my check for her on V-Day of this year. I take it to her...only to find out she's gone somewhere with a guy. Goddamn I was pissed, so I went to find her. I found her at a baseball field in the backseat with a guy. He was one of my friends to beat it all. So I threw the shit I bought her on his car, and left. I took that pretty hard and I lived in a bottle for about 4 months. Anyway, this story isn't as good as Illutions, but oh well.

[Parkerktm]

I never really noticed up until freshman year, when everyone started getting a cell phone. Then each study hall I had I would hear girls talking about some "bitch" that did something or some asshole guy who broke up with someone.

I hated high school, fyi. :p

Yea, i've been in the same school district for 11 years. I'm going into my junior year.

But yea HS is the shit, but like you said those their times it can be iffy.

Right now it's fun because i'm hanging out with friends over summer, got my GF for 3 months, Working out with the football team and playing travel baseball again since my torn labrum in my shoulder finially healed.

Btw if your wondering i don't play football, alot of people wanted me do and the coaches wanted me to be their starting WR/Saftey. But basbeall is what i want to play in college and professional, so i play that year round but workout with the football team since its only benefiting me and most my friends are on that team.

Only thing that sucks this summer is that i have to take a summer schooll class, got screwed last semester.

Sorry way off topic! :p

Trust me though Sanction, once some action comes your way, your like HS ;), unless it's this


http://fatgrrl.com/wp-content/FatGirl_FatFriday_Swimsuit_10Nov06.jpg

Have Fun! :p

[n1n3t33nd3lta]

Jesus Christ...that picture reminds me of a stephen lynch song.

[Tym]

My worst breakup ever?

Long story short -- because I was working 80+ hours a week to make enough money to pay our rent, she thought I was engaging in activities not befitting a committed relationship. She wouldn't listen to reason and moved back with her parents, but not before accomplishing the following while I was at work (in more or less lamest to most egregious):



broke all of my shot glasses (I had a decent collection from around the world)
went online and cancelled all of my magazine subscriptions (this one was just bizarre)
poured an entire can of Morton salt into each of my 3 freshwater aquariums killing all my fish
took a hammer to a few of my classic consoles (R.I.P. SNES & Dreamcast)
went online, gave away all of my 3000+ gold pieces in World of WarCraft, sold my ph4t epix at the vendor and deleted my characters

Some good that came out of this situation? Got me focused on my 360 which in turn (oddly enough) has opened up my social life -- WoW is the devil.

I look back and laugh hysterically, and maybe cry a little bit that my SNES went kerplooie.

[Santa]

I don't have online girlfriends cos i get it in real life.

They don't me, i dump them, they like what i can doo. Wai to much ;)

[reddragon6288]

poured an entire can of Morton salt into each of my 3 freshwater aquariums killing all my fish
took a hammer to a few of my classic consoles (R.I.P. SNES & Dreamcast)



I would have shot her in her big toe for those two things. I mean come on, what did those fish ever do to her?? They're fucking fish! Plus SNES AND Dreamcast? The woman is just too cruel. Does she not know of great things when she sees them?

Sadly, I have no really fun stories except the first woman I ever dated decided to cheat on me only two weeks after we started going out. I didn't know, because I was too oblivious to the fact that it was my first relationship. It was kinda nice that it didn't last for more than two months. And from what I gather, she has cheated on that person and fled to Texas and is now knocked up with someone else's baby. Karma's a bitch.

[Teh_Evil]

The only two times I've been broken up with were both particuarly bad. The rest of the time I've done the breaking up.

The first time was around 2 years ago, she was a real slut and I knew it and she cheated with a couple of guys a year younger than her and then when I confronted her about it she broke up with me. I had and still have a bunch of naked, etc. pics of her but I never did anything with them, I probably should have.

The second time was pretty recently, about half a year ago a bit before I met my current girlfriend. She didn't have a job so I gave her a bit of money from my weekly wages every week, even though I don't make much, a little over minimum wage at a supermarket. anyway she started spending her money on other things and stopped talking to me and stuff, then I was informed she cheated on me after buying a bunch of guys drinks. The next morning she broke up with me through a text message. That really pissed me off, and she's still with the guy she cheated on me with :(

[RinconGirl]

I had a guy recently who stopped talking to me and dropped of the planet. We weren't in a relationship so it really vexed me as to why he disappeared. Its really a bother when that happens but at least its easy to get over. Actually this event led me to my current beau, who is the most wonderful man I've ever been with.

[Kez]

Ex-wife basically broke things off with me over the phone. Had no clue it was coming at the time, but, looking back, it's kinda obvious that working 15-18 hours a day is bad for relationships.

[Fuzzball123]

Over the phone. I really can't blame the girl though because it was long-distance and we weren't (and still aren't) in the situation to be together. We still love each other and we're pretty open together. She's pretty much the only girl I've ever loved, but oh well, maybe a different time in my life. We still keep in touch though and are best friends.

[Fighterspledge]

Nothing like a little misery to bring people together you know?

I got a good one but I won't go into too many details since I can sum it up into the juicy parts.

I'm doing the long distance thing with a gamer girl for about a year and since she was so cool I introduced her to my other gamer friends over the phone/forum/IM so she got pretty familiar with all of em (first mistake)

We live in California and she lives in Alaska so I arranged to fly up and see her. So called friend was coming to "support" me and the comic book studio we we're promoting but couldn't afford the plane ticket, I spotted him the cash, covered room and board since I was more financially stable than he was. (Second mistake.)

Her car was having serious issues that we couldn't fix while we were up there. My solution? Buy her a used SUV! (*facepalm* mistake of a lifetime)

Had issues of running up the cell phone bill while having long conversations. My solution? Put her on my family plan so calls between us were free! (*double facepalm*)

Had plans to spend time together with my girl in Seattle at an anime convention after finishing business in Alaska so I bought her a plane ticket and got hotel reservations at the hottest hotel by the convention (You know, the more I type, the more I realize how retarded I was i.e. in love lol)

Friend returns to Cali a day prior to me and my girl going to Seattle. That evening I meet with my girl for coffee looking forward to finally spending some quality time together. She decides to drop the bomb on me right then and there that she fell in love WITH MY FRIEND and wants to end the relationship. Funny how he didn't even mention a word of this while he was under my care, on top of the fact that he made her do it cause he couldn't do it himself!

Long story short, She still goes to Seattle with me regardless, (shock makes you agree to the silliest things) still using the cellphone to keep in touch with my "former friend" until the day we parted ways in the airport. (insult to injury, he had the same service provider so calls were free and he sent her a phone afterwards since it was such a good idea.) I still footed the food, hotel and car rental costs for the entire trip. I think she still drives the car I got her but who knows.

There wasn't a night I spent in Seattle sober. :(

2 years later my new girlfriend doesn't particularly care for videogames, but that's awwwight by me! (And she knows absolutely NOTHING about my ex. Not exactly a story to tell, you know what I mean?)

[Hammer 5O2]

worst was when i saw her with another guy in a reseraunt and i watched her write the text to me in the distance while having lunch with him and i couldnt help but laugh. went up to her called her a tool and left. suprisingly got back together a few months later. then me and another girl fell for eachother so i just shoved right back up her ass. she had it coming :p

[dm master]

Nothing like a little misery to bring people together you know?

I got a good one but I won't go into too many details since I can sum it up into the juicy parts.

I'm doing the long distance thing with a gamer girl for about a year and since she was so cool I introduced her to my other gamer friends over the phone/forum/IM so she got pretty familiar with all of em (first mistake)

We live in California and she lives in Alaska so I arranged to fly up and see her. So called friend was coming to "support" me and the comic book studio we we're promoting but couldn't afford the plane ticket, I spotted him the cash, covered room and board since I was more financially stable than he was. (Second mistake.)

Her car was having serious issues that we couldn't fix while we were up there. My solution? Buy her a used SUV! (*facepalm* mistake of a lifetime)

Had issues of running up the cell phone bill while having long conversations. My solution? Put her on my family plan so calls between us were free! (*double facepalm*)

Had plans to spend time together with my girl in Seattle at an anime convention after finishing business in Alaska so I bought her a plane ticket and got hotel reservations at the hottest hotel by the convention (You know, the more I type, the more I realize how retarded I was i.e. in love lol)

Friend returns to Cali a day prior to me and my girl going to Seattle. That evening I meet with my girl for coffee looking forward to finally spending some quality time together. She decides to drop the bomb on me right then and there that she fell in love WITH MY FRIEND and wants to end the relationship. Funny how he didn't even mention a word of this while he was under my care, on top of the fact that he made her do it cause he couldn't do it himself!

Long story short, She still goes to Seattle with me regardless, (shock makes you agree to the silliest things) still using the cellphone to keep in touch with my "former friend" until the day we parted ways in the airport. (insult to injury, he had the same service provider so calls were free and he sent her a phone afterwards since it was such a good idea.) I still footed the food, hotel and car rental costs for the entire trip. I think she still drives the car I got her but who knows.

There wasn't a night I spent in Seattle sober. :(

2 years later my new girlfriend doesn't particularly care for videogames, but that's awwwight by me! (And she knows absolutely NOTHING about my ex. Not exactly a story to tell, you know what I mean?)

Holy Shit OUCH those guys are complete backstabbers :( *conforts*

Mine aint rly very bad because i was kinda not so much into her anymore but she had to go to Jedah with her family for like a month while we were going out when she gets back she tells me that shes cheated on me (alot) and says things aint workings (which was true tbh) it was still kinda painfull even though

[Fighterspledge]

It's not so much of the fact that they totally took advantage of me, (at least in retrospect it is.) but more of the incredibly retarded amount of personal finances I put into it to have this happen.

Shoot, you know what kinda gaming rig I would have if I just stayed home? Oh well, many people have learned, and my other friends still have fun with it at my expense. They're always asking when I'm going to buy my girl a car. I just sock em in the chest cause they're just poking fun at me.

[Fighterspledge]

Awh come on guys, anymore good stories to pass around the campfire?

[Missis Beki]

its not the worse one as ive already shared that but i think i have to share my funniest.
Oh so many years ago i think i was 13/14, i was going out with this guy and our families went away together to the good old british seaside (yeah right) anyway, he thought he was clever and started going out with another girl while we were there.
obviously i found out and wasnt too happy, so i suggested we go to the swimming pool one day, i got him to show off his 'skills' on the diving board but before he jumped i shouted up to him that he was dumped and then my little brother pulled down my ex's swimming trunks leaving him butt nekkid, he tried to jump into the water but as his trunks were round his ankles he fell and broke his nose!
best day of my life and it may have been evil but meh what the hell!

[MovingWriter]

By getting their friend to text me. But now she has no friends :) Karmas a bitch :)

[Chojin]

only the one for me but it didnt go too well :)

i went to a mates birthday the saturday night, she went to a BBQ/party at another persons house insisting that I wouldn't be welcome/invited. I think this is a bit weird as if it was the other way around i'd tell my mate to fuck off and stay home with my gf.

anyway night goes on, I get a drunken phone call thats about it. then no contact for 2 days. no returned phone calls etc, ask her friends if anything happened but no one says anything.

I get an e-mail on the third day saying she got a bit close with some guy etc. she swore they only kissed under covers etc but that was enough for me. she asked if i could forgive her etc (in an email)

she gets on msn, i explain to her she can get fucked, and dont speak to her for a good 3 years.

but now when I see her we say hi and catch up, and laugh about how young and stupid we were :)

[pwjuggalo]

well i have an all time f*cked up break up.....me and my girl were at our friends friends house...and she decided she wanted to go to some random room to have sex...now normally i would have been ok with this except that not even 10 minutes prior the owner of the house kicked this couple out for having sex in his house.....well i didnt want to get kicked out especially considering that we rode with our friends so we had no way home....well she got mad at me and went off with her friend some where in the house...i didnt think nothing of it...after an hour i still hadnt seen her and wnet looking for her, some random guy told me she had went "that way" pointing down the hall, when i went down their i discovered their where only 2 doors one to a bathroom which was open and the other closed...i open the other door to my surprise their was my gf but ass naked get it on with some guy she had met at the party...i said "i thought you were my girl" her response to that was "well doesnt look like it to me NOW GET OUT"...so i took her clothes and his and threw them away and alerted every one in the house that their was a free show....my friend took me back to his apt where my car was and we left her their with a bunch of people she didnt know and no way home...so i think i paid her back pretty well

[Lucent Beam]

Nothing like a little misery to bring people together you know?

I got a good one but I won't go into too many details since I can sum it up into the juicy parts.

I'm doing the long distance thing with a gamer girl for about a year and since she was so cool I introduced her to my other gamer friends over the phone/forum/IM so she got pretty familiar with all of em (first mistake)

We live in California and she lives in Alaska so I arranged to fly up and see her. So called friend was coming to "support" me and the comic book studio we we're promoting but couldn't afford the plane ticket, I spotted him the cash, covered room and board since I was more financially stable than he was. (Second mistake.)

Her car was having serious issues that we couldn't fix while we were up there. My solution? Buy her a used SUV! (*facepalm* mistake of a lifetime)

Had issues of running up the cell phone bill while having long conversations. My solution? Put her on my family plan so calls between us were free! (*double facepalm*)

Had plans to spend time together with my girl in Seattle at an anime convention after finishing business in Alaska so I bought her a plane ticket and got hotel reservations at the hottest hotel by the convention (You know, the more I type, the more I realize how retarded I was i.e. in love lol)

Friend returns to Cali a day prior to me and my girl going to Seattle. That evening I meet with my girl for coffee looking forward to finally spending some quality time together. She decides to drop the bomb on me right then and there that she fell in love WITH MY FRIEND and wants to end the relationship. Funny how he didn't even mention a word of this while he was under my care, on top of the fact that he made her do it cause he couldn't do it himself!

Long story short, She still goes to Seattle with me regardless, (shock makes you agree to the silliest things) still using the cellphone to keep in touch with my "former friend" until the day we parted ways in the airport. (insult to injury, he had the same service provider so calls were free and he sent her a phone afterwards since it was such a good idea.) I still footed the food, hotel and car rental costs for the entire trip. I think she still drives the car I got her but who knows.

There wasn't a night I spent in Seattle sober. :(

2 years later my new girlfriend doesn't particularly care for videogames, but that's awwwight by me! (And she knows absolutely NOTHING about my ex. Not exactly a story to tell, you know what I mean?)

Oh my god, that's an absolutely insane story. Guess it was a lot of naivety on your part spending all the money, but at least you learned a good lesson. Man, terrible luck with the character of your friend and her though.