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Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 04:40 PM
Has anyone else heard her forthcoming album? I've just spent a little while listening to it and was expecting to hear the usual pop crap that's released constantly now.

Hell no, I'm actually loving this album, it's a great blend of tunes, she shows real talent and its a great album, one I will be definatly buying (in fact just ordered it).
P1NSEEKER
08-18-2006, 04:44 PM
Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
*pauses to catch breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Thanks for the best laugh ive had all day :D
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 04:46 PM
Yeah thats what I would have thought too... but you know this is actually a damn good album...
Minty
08-18-2006, 04:48 PM
Hahahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
*pauses to catch breath*
Hahahahahahahahahahahah

Thanks for the best laugh ive had all day :D

second that. No wait.

Need some more hahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaha ha

and some more hahahahahahahaahhahahahaha
xfrancox
08-18-2006, 04:59 PM
Whoever engineered and produced the CD must be a God if they can get you to say that.
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 05:01 PM
Perhaps, but it sounds like a real album and not a crappy pop manufactured one, and I do have fair standards on music.
L3giOn
08-18-2006, 05:04 PM
Where's her new porn movie now? :nana
HIGHLANDER7
08-18-2006, 06:19 PM
You can listen to it here.

http://www.muchmusic.com/music/firstspin/parishilton/

I personally think it's a pile of crap. I do, however, think it's better than I expected.

By the way. If you search first spin on that website you can listen to certain cd's before they come out. I'm really liking this one.

http://www.muchmusic.com/music/firstspin/alexisonfire/
Krazie
08-18-2006, 06:27 PM
Perhaps, but it sounds like a real album and not a crappy pop manufactured one, and I do have fair standards on music.

If anything is more manufacture than this, please.. Let me know..

Granted, I haven't heard anything except the single, but they manufactured her voice so much you can't even tell it's her.. It's horrible..

Oh yea, I almost forgot..... Hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaahhaahahahhahahahahahah! !!

Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha! !!

Man, you have some balls for posting this on here, I would never admit to liking a Paris Hilton CD. Have you ever listened to it while watching your favorite scene in Brokeback Mountain? :)
Rowdy Boyz
08-18-2006, 07:34 PM
it's a pile of crap.

that basically sums it up there
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 07:38 PM
Great thing about personal taste, what some people hate, others like.
Webb
08-18-2006, 07:41 PM
Hmmmm, do we think more needs to be added to your title Custos?? :p

No suggestions from over here either! lol :p
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 07:41 PM
Hmmmm, do we think more is needed to your title Custos?? :pNo Weeble I don't think so :p
Minty
08-18-2006, 07:49 PM
Nominations for the new title....
BlazeDragon132
08-18-2006, 07:51 PM
HAHAHA, Paris Hilton!!! :p
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 08:17 PM
Nominations for the new title....Love it :D thanks Minty :drunk:woop:
xfrancox
08-18-2006, 08:17 PM
It takes a lot to voice your opinion sometimes, I applaud you.
Minty
08-18-2006, 08:22 PM
Love it :D thanks Minty :drunk:woop:

Your welcome :p
Cola Alone
08-18-2006, 09:20 PM
One of my friends likes this CD.
But he's gay.
:p
Blind Fool
08-18-2006, 09:24 PM
One of my friends likes this CD.
But he's gay.
:p... so do you want a date then? :p
Rowdy Boyz
08-18-2006, 09:24 PM
One of my friends likes this CD.
But he's gay.
:p

You're friends with Connor too? Small world, isn't it.
HIGHLANDER7
08-18-2006, 09:26 PM
You're friends with Connor too? Small world, isn't it.

http://www.orlyowl.com/thisround.jpg
Minty
08-18-2006, 09:29 PM
Right you two,fair enough if you know each other. Means you can chat on MSN rather than clogging up the forums ;)
Rowdy Boyz
08-18-2006, 09:31 PM
Right you too,fair enough if you now each other. Means you can chat on MSN rather than clogging up the forums ;)

he can't get msn, his computer's all screwed up from all the porn he downloads;)

I'll stop spamming now
Cola Alone
08-18-2006, 09:32 PM
You're friends with Connor too? Small world, isn't it.
:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: :confused::confused::confused::confused:
Who's connor?
Zombfied EyE
08-18-2006, 09:33 PM
If anything is more manufacture than this, please.. Let me know..

Have you ever listened to it while watching your favorite scene in Brokeback Mountain? :)

That is just priceless hahahahaha
Minty
08-18-2006, 09:33 PM
This ends now, before its ban galore. Not having the forums clogged up with your crap.
chaos bz
08-18-2006, 11:49 PM
Has anyone else heard her forthcoming album? I've just spent a little while listening to it and was expecting to hear the usual pop crap that's released constantly now.

Hell no, I'm actually loving this album, it's a great blend of tunes, she shows real talent and its a great album, one I will be definatly buying (in fact just ordered it).

I'm sorry man, we must have a different Paris Hilton in mind
trotpntbll
08-19-2006, 03:55 AM
See I'm not a fan of that kind of music. On a trip down to VA beach I heard the new single (dunno the name) and hated it at first. Now if I hear it I'm singing the damned song.......it's one of those catchy songs you hate but love at the same time. I need to listen to some metal to get it out of my mind, AAAAAHHHHHH
Fonkey Monkey
08-19-2006, 03:57 AM
im sorry but if you like that music you have to be on crack.
ModoX
08-19-2006, 11:22 AM
Hmm, I wanted to like it, simply for the humour of a Paris Hilton album being good. Unfortunately it seems pretty dire. Probably better than I expected yeah, but that's about the best I can do. I can't believe she got a Scott Storch beat, with Fat Joe and Jada on it no less, and murdered it completely, what a terrible chorus. Pain and suffering to whoever wrote that song for her. She's like Britney except not at the same level. More recently the Nelly Furtado album is much better, and I wasn't overly impressed with that. Aside from Annie last year, manufactured pop isn't doing too well lately. Thank god for Lily Allen.

As a side note, this site is very odd, it keeps jumping to the next song after not too long?
empty87
08-19-2006, 11:35 PM
I've heard the Paris Hilton album and to me it is just the same "pop" crap but with a singer that has been seen nude by millions.
SarkeBeeley
09-03-2006, 03:15 AM
Paris Hilton sucks arse. She could have the most amazing album in the world and I would rather shove a red-hot poker up my backside, pull out every hair on my body with tweezers and get smacked 'round the head with the corpse of a leper than listen to her album.
Minty
09-03-2006, 01:02 PM
I sense a challenge here....
L3giOn
09-03-2006, 05:31 PM
Paris Hilton sucks arse. She could have the most amazing album in the world and I would rather shove a red-hot poker up my backside, pull out every hair on my body with tweezers and get smacked 'round the head with the corpse of a leper than listen to her album.

Yeah but the leper would just disintegrate as it collided with your head so it probably wouldn't hurt...
SarkeBeeley
09-04-2006, 02:01 PM
True, true. I couldn't think of any other kind of corpse that I thought would display my deep disgust at the idea of listening to this album! Maybe being hit 'round the head with a syphilis-ridden penis. Or maybe the album would be preferable. Hmmm I'll have to ponder that one!
P1NSEEKER
09-04-2006, 02:07 PM
Why does it have to be a body part, cant it just be a big stick or something? ;)
L3giOn
09-04-2006, 05:57 PM
True, true. I couldn't think of any other kind of corpse that I thought would display my deep disgust at the idea of listening to this album! Maybe being hit 'round the head with a syphilis-ridden penis. Or maybe the album would be preferable. Hmmm I'll have to ponder that one!

And while you were getting hit in the head with the syphilis ridden dong, you have to eat a bowl of afterbirth topped with anal pubes and yeast infection excretion, all while swimming through a lake of bleeding donkey testicles.

Does that decide it for you?
Waaaaaaaak
09-04-2006, 06:50 PM
I know listening to Paris Hilton falls into the category of torture, but I think you may have the threads mixed up.......

A very, very, sick bored man ;)
xfrancox
09-04-2006, 11:07 PM
Check this out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5310416.stm
Sarge McLarge
09-04-2006, 11:20 PM
Check this out: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5310416.stm

Thats classic :D

I haven't heard the name Banksy in years since back when I was in the stencil scene. I didn't even know he was still doing crazy things like this.
SarkeBeeley
09-07-2006, 05:14 PM
And while you were getting hit in the head with the syphilis ridden dong, you have to eat a bowl of afterbirth topped with anal pubes and yeast infection excretion, all while swimming through a lake of bleeding donkey testicles.

Does that decide it for you?

Yep, still sounds better than Paris Hilton thanks! Afterbirth is supposed to be nutritious anyway :eek:
P1NSEEKER
09-07-2006, 10:22 PM
Banksy rules! "What am i for?" hahaha awesome :D
invincible rob
09-07-2006, 10:33 PM
Ill give money to anyone who can answer that with a positive remark.
IMportdreams95
09-07-2006, 11:40 PM
Has anyone else heard her forthcoming album? I've just spent a little while listening to it and was expecting to hear the usual pop crap that's released constantly now.

Hell no, I'm actually loving this album, it's a great blend of tunes, she shows real talent and its a great album, one I will be definatly buying (in fact just ordered it).

:weirdo hahaha.. j/k man. but seriously..hahahaha