Like satire reviews? Read this peice of hilarity!

[Lebowski]

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/game-reviews/jack-thompson-gta.php

lmao. Jack Thompson reviews GTA IV!
Hope you people find it as funny as I did.

NOTE: For those of you without an imagination; this is a satire piece. This is not a real review.

ALSO NOTE: I am aware i spelt piece wrong in the title. :]

[mjc0961]

You know what's even funnier than his crappy review? The fact that a judge recommends that he be found guilty of 27 counts of professional misconduct. :D

[Cold Rival]

Lol, this had me in stitches! Very nice find.

I love the bit where he reviews how you commandeer a car.

"now they are the love of my KNIFE"

Lmao!!

[Wavescope]

"expose a direct link between the recent Anthrax attacks and the Grand Theft Auto violent video games"

LOL

[ThrawnOmega]

That was hilarious! The funniest thing I've seen in the last week, easily. Excellent mockery of Thompson and the hardcore conservative types.

[jorGe62990]

Wow that was freaking funny! How can he really expect anyone to take him seriously after writing that?

[dm master]

Dumbest thing EVER :character in different clothing, which could easily encourage children to put on so many shirts that they suffocate and die

he is such a fucker cant he just leave us alone.

Sorry read even more and this is just the dumbest thing ever.

[Shaynringan]

Great times reading this, for sure thank you for posting this. I spread this to my buddies and they are all in stitches. Props!

[Fire Mage]

Dumbest thing EVER :character in different clothing, which could easily encourage children to put on so many shirts that they suffocate and die

he is such a fucker cant he just leave us alone.

Sorry read even more and this is just the dumbest thing ever.

...I hope...that this is sarcasm...

[geccles]

Dumbest thing EVER :character in different clothing, which could easily encourage children to put on so many shirts that they suffocate and die

he is such a fucker cant he just leave us alone.

Sorry read even more and this is just the dumbest thing ever.

Have you even heard of satire?

[Fail3DPrototypE]

All i can say to this is...

Epic.

[dm master]

Yeah sorry its just kinda annoying that he is a big prat in real life.. dont want him to die he can have his oppinions i just dont like him trying to ban our games..

[Blackjaw x]

Lol @ the 2 (EDIT: 3, see the post below mine) people in here who don't know what satire is.

I would highlight the hilarious things in this review but I'd basically just be copying and pasting the entire thing back in here, it's that awesome.

I particularly liked the "screenshots of the game", which is basically saying that since they're obviously real images that violence existed in real life long before GTA.

[N1L APOCALYPSE]

this guys dumb as hell all he talks about in gta is hookers and shooting cops
:uzi::uzi::uzi:=us :eek:=jack thompson :woop:

[Lebowski]

Haha, glad everyone likes it! :)