Funny Stories

[StumpyFlesh]

This happened to me yesterday, and I just had to share it with you all. I was aiming to get Liberty City Minute (complete all story missions in under 30 hours) from the beginning, and I was randomly checking my time and number of missions complete when I noticed that I would be cutting it REALLY close. So I started to hurry, but I wanted to watch all of the cut scenes. It really came down to the wire. I started the last mission with about 19 minutes left. I thought to myself, "Wow, I will have plenty of time to finish this." After killing the last guy, I got the "You Won!" achievement, and I was patiently waiting for "Liberty City Minute" to pop up, and it didn't. I was really confused, so I checked my time. My time was 30:00:18. That's 18 seconds over!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA. I was quite frustrated as you can imagine. Luckily I saved right after the second to last mission, so I can go back and do it. Hopefully it won't be too hard to shave 20 seconds off of my time. Hopefully that makes some of you chuckle and laugh at me because you didn't waste your time lol.

If you have any other funny or frustrating stories, post them!

[applepie774]

This happened to me yesterday, and I just had to share it with you all. I was aiming to get Liberty City Minute (complete all story missions in under 30 hours) from the beginning, and I was randomly checking my time and number of missions complete when I noticed that I would be cutting it REALLY close. So I started to hurry, but I wanted to watch all of the cut scenes. It really came down to the wire. I started the last mission with about 19 minutes left. I thought to myself, "Wow, I will have plenty of time to finish this." After killing the last guy, I got the "You Won!" achievement, and I was patiently waiting for "Liberty City Minute" to pop up, and it didn't. I was really confused, so I checked my time. My time was 30:00:18. That's 18 seconds over!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA. I was quite frustrated as you can imagine. Luckily I saved right after the second to last mission, so I can go back and do it. Hopefully it won't be too hard to shave 20 seconds off of my time. Hopefully that makes some of you chuckle and laugh at me because you didn't waste your time lol.

If you have any other funny or frustrating stories, post them!


dang...... i feel bad:(

well anyways... i was doing three leaf clover and i was using a rocket launcher to destroy cop cars and i shot at a cop car, it ricocheted to the wall, and then killed me.... true story

[StumpyFlesh]

dang...... i feel bad:(

well anyways... i was doing three leaf clover and i was using a rocket launcher to destroy cop cars and i shot at a cop car, it ricocheted to the wall, and then killed me.... true story


OUCH. I had something similar to that happen to me. I was doing the mission "Death Tunnel." Niko automatically hides behind the big truck after you block off the tunnel, and I tried to shoot an RPG at one of the cop cars that was on the right side of the tunnel. It drilled the truck that I was hiding behind and killed me instantly. It sucked lol. And I can't tell you how many times I have accidentally dropped a grenade at my feet after cooking it for a while and dying.

[HitmanIV]

I have got stuck in between the planks in the railways lines before, and then a train came and mashed my guys head up bad :(

[RRIKER]

Tales of TRUE JUSTICE

I was driving really fast to get across a bridge and as usual, someone decides to change lanes without looking. We crash and I stop long enough to see the bitch get out of her SUV and as she's walking over to me...
gets run over by a speeding car.
a speeding cop car.
I laughed so hard I woke my roommate in the other room.

Also, I crashed somewhere at the end of the tunnel, and the guy wanted to fight me, but the cops took him into the back of the cruiser. I took his near pristine banshee when they left.

I ran by someone and pissed them off, and they started to fight me until two pedestrians ran up and knocked him out. Dead.

I picked up a hooker in Bohan and ran the toll (getting a 1-star rating). She called me names and wanted to get out. "Great" I thought "there goes my evening!" While running from the cops, she eventually got out when I was pulling a K-turn and she got caught in the door. I dragged her backwards several hundred feet until she died, then the cardoor acted like a push broom...tumbling her with the car. I love Euphoria character physics.

Various stunt jumps: JUST failing and killing a pedestrian in slow-mo at a high speed. Epic spray.

[Shadow Warlock]

I got hit by a car, the guy gets out the car and screams 'I DONT HAVE ANY BANANAS' freaked me the hell out

Now, thats funny XD

[Wavescope]

I was playing Hangman's NOOSE and was standing on the extraction point waiting for the other Annihilator with Petrovic to arrive so I got bored and started throwing grenades in the air. The Annihilator arrived but was talking a while to land so I threw a grenade at it and it destroyed the propellers and it fell onto the extraction point and ended the game :woop:

[J1MmY295]

Not real funny, but quite cool, I got into one of those window cleaning things and went all the way up to the top and then stood on the edge of the building. Niko was contemplating suicide as his Comet had gotten owned by a train, and that's the last thing he held dear in his life (screw Roman, the Comet never lied). He jumped and fell really far. Then BANG, he landed on the bonnet of a cop car, bounced off and hit the floor. The cops look dazed for a minute, wondering where the hell this immigrant came from, then they turned on the sirens, jumped out the car and started shooting at me...no idea why...I was already dead.

[laundryman]

I was doing the most wanted missions and for one of them th target flees on a motorcycle. I had a cop car, so I was faster than him. Anyway, we get to the times square replica (forget what it's called right now :P) and I finnal started gaining speed. He decided to stop so I hit him with a cop car go easily 90-110 mph. He went flying so high in the air, he went off my screen. I stop, turn around and 5-6 seconds later, I see him land and die. Mission complete :)

[applepie774]

Tales of TRUE JUSTICE

I was driving really fast to get across a bridge and as usual, someone decides to change lanes without looking. We crash and I stop long enough to see the bitch get out of her SUV and as she's walking over to me...
gets run over by a speeding car.
a speeding cop car.
I laughed so hard I woke my roommate in the other room.

Also, I crashed somewhere at the end of the tunnel, and the guy wanted to fight me, but the cops took him into the back of the cruiser. I took his near pristine banshee when they left.

I ran by someone and pissed them off, and they started to fight me until two pedestrians ran up and knocked him out. Dead.

I picked up a hooker in Bohan and ran the toll (getting a 1-star rating). She called me names and wanted to get out. "Great" I thought "there goes my evening!" While running from the cops, she eventually got out when I was pulling a K-turn and she got caught in the door. I dragged her backwards several hundred feet until she died, then the cardoor acted like a push broom...tumbling her with the car. I love Euphoria character physics.

Various stunt jumps: JUST failing and killing a pedestrian in slow-mo at a high speed. Epic spray.


lol funny stories. with your last story about the jump, i did a jump and after i landed, i rammed into a cop car and flew out the window hitting a police car, then i got wanted, then a cop came out and killed me with a shotgun :mad:

[dm master]

Its not really funny just a bit odd,

I tried jumping off a building onto anoytherone a bit below and it hit did the "hurt" animation which made me fall of this skyscraper to the ground, I get up without a scrartch,

Another one two police cars pull infront of me and then a N.O.O.S.E truck decides to go straight through both and kills all 4 cops by them, Made me laugh.

[wigidywaxa]

I decided to mess about by driving an infernus into a petrol station. When it hit and exploded, me and my car managed to make it over the water onto the next island!! Found it wuite funny at the time

[LSmith92]

Its not really funny just a bit odd,

I tried jumping off a building onto anoytherone a bit below and it hit did the "hurt" animation which made me fall of this skyscraper to the ground, I get up without a scrartch,


same thing happened to me today lol

i jumped off a skyscraper in star junction after killing the pigeonit and landed on the back of a bobcat, there was huge bllood splatters on the car but i got up with only a bit of life lost :confused: lol