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Tussell
01-24-2008, 01:08 AM
What embarrasses you about the human race?


Girl Whose Afraid of Pickles
YouTube - Maury - Girl is scared to death of pickles

Girl Whose Afraid of Balloons
YouTube - fear of balloons

Girl Whose Afraid of Cotton Balls
YouTube - Woman Terrified Of Cotton Balls

Man Afraid of Peaches
YouTube - MAN_IS_AFRAID_OF_PEACHES

Woman Afraid of Mustard
YouTube - fear of mustard


Oh, and another thing that makes me mad about the race, is Star...
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa27/bleedingxmuffin/Jeffree%20Star/jeffree19.jpg

Vista
01-24-2008, 01:22 AM
hahaha the pickles one was HILARIOUS! That was so funny!

run ita charlie
01-24-2008, 01:26 AM
gee and i thought my fear of the dark was ridiculous........

this might be a stupid question....but who the hell is star?

Chrome30
01-24-2008, 01:29 AM
Pretty funny stuff.

Tussell
01-24-2008, 01:31 AM
Star is an internet musician.

run ita charlie
01-24-2008, 01:43 AM
Star is an internet musician.

whats so bad about her?

Tussell
01-24-2008, 01:44 AM
whats so bad about her?
What do you think?

What ISN'T wrong?

Darth Odan
01-24-2008, 01:46 AM
whats so bad about her?

It's a he, not she....

run ita charlie
01-24-2008, 01:55 AM
holy shit......i'm not even gonna comment anymore :$

synister EFFECT
01-24-2008, 01:58 AM
Ewww mustard, its so.....yellow *shudders*:p
That is pretty sad. OMG pickles are going to eat you! Giant cotton man! EEK!

Bullet2theface
01-24-2008, 02:00 AM
I feel bad for those people. Crazy how the women scared of balloons screamed....

What's so bad about Star?

*Looks at chest*

Ohhhhh......FAG!

Digilearner
01-24-2008, 02:03 AM
Don't hate Jstar :O

Dragonfire 360
01-24-2008, 03:30 AM
I feel sorry for all these people.

The women have illogical fears that, to my understanding, they cannot control and will have forever. What a lame side to life.

Star thinks he's a girl, and wants to be a girl. Yet, in reality, he will always be male, and not be what he wants.

I'm happy that I have no phobias and am proud to be a guy.

Tussell
01-24-2008, 03:37 AM
Not only is he famous on MySpace, dress for like he does for attention, and thinks he's better than everyone else, but his music sucks too. I seriously think that he may be why there are problems in Darfur.

vhayste
01-24-2008, 03:43 AM
I first thought that he was a "she" but thanks for saving me from being fooled. I don't know him and I don't want to know more about him.

Digilearner
01-24-2008, 03:48 AM
Yeah, Jstar is a stuck up mean person, but I think he's cool :P

I don't have no sexual attraction for him or anything. I just like how he does what he wants and doesn't care what people think. With in the law that is. If he killed people in his backyard, that would be different. He is, though, everything I hate in a person. I think he's still cool =P

Tussell
01-24-2008, 03:56 AM
Yeah, Jstar is a stuck up mean person, but I think he's cool :P

I just like how he does what he wants and doesn't care what people think.
I do the same thing, without begging for attention on MySpace. That, in fact makes me better than that grown man... Or woman...

I think he's seriously the anti-christ, but sadly, that's somewhat of a compliment.

I truely think the man is the definition of 'Shitty Human'.

Digilearner
01-24-2008, 04:37 AM
I wouldn't totally classify him as a shitty human. Although he does stupid things for attention, he still is not a rapist, child molester, thief, murderer, and any other thing that really makes up for a shitty human. He is like one step above a shitty human...kinda. He's not really a grown man either. He's only 21 which is I guess a grown man, but to most elderly people he is still just a kid in a way. He is only 3 years older than me =|

Asian47
01-24-2008, 05:45 PM
Right, I'll be over here, vomiting.... :p

Darth Odan
01-24-2008, 06:03 PM
GEEZ. Good thing that I said that Star was a man[I didn't know him, but I could tell], wonder what would of happened if you guys didn't notice.....

calzord
01-24-2008, 06:21 PM
Right, I'll be over here, vomiting.... :p
Ill join you. His face and actions descust me as far as legal actions go. I also think that guy maury is a piece of crap for explotion.

KINGxSAINT
01-24-2008, 06:22 PM
LOL im scared of spiders :(

Digilearner
01-24-2008, 06:36 PM
I knew Jstar was a guy :P

As for the videos. What if you hit the lady afraid of pickles in the face with a cucumber? Would she run away? That's how you can test if shes faking it or not :P

And the balloon lady. Assuming she hates balloons, which are latex, does that mean she can't have safe sex due to condoms being made of latex?

The peach guy is just weird. Fetal position behind a couch on national TV? The only way they will get over their fears is if they tied them down and forced them to face it. Sounds mean, but what happens when they go to a restaurant? The guy sees a fruit salad, throws the plate he's eating from up in the air in distraught, screams and cries, runs into the waiter holding orduerves, and goes out the door. What are people in the restaurant suppose to think? See, you can't normally live like that. Why am I even ranting....

crazy lizarrrd
01-24-2008, 06:41 PM
The pickle girl and the peaches guy are hilarious :D

calzord
01-24-2008, 06:48 PM
I gess still he just seam like a dick.

Tussell
01-24-2008, 07:53 PM
GEEZ. Good thing that I said that Star was a man[I didn't know him, but I could tell], wonder what would of happened if you guys didn't notice.....
I wish you wouldn't have. I was hoping we'd bring out the weird side of some of the members. :p

Illution
01-25-2008, 02:47 AM
What!?!? Jeffree Star is a real person? I thought he was just some gay guy made up by Hollywood Undead.. oh god that song is no longer funny, but instead it's just gross. ewwwwww. Oh and people do have some ridiculous fears.

Tatanko
01-25-2008, 04:34 AM
Those are the lamest fears ever, and I've heard some bad ones in my life. I thought some of my mild ones were stupid :p

PerpetualHeaven
01-25-2008, 04:36 AM
They can't help it. I'm sure those things are closely linked to something quite tragic in their childhood or something. It's funny to laugh at them, but you can't say humanity is lame because of it.

I would say humanity is more lame for selfishness, assholeness, etc. That's lame. :p Poor people. Come on! Who isn't afraid of a yummy lovely peach? huh? You could choke on that thing!

Digilearner
01-25-2008, 04:51 AM
What!?!? Jeffree Star is a real person? I thought he was just some gay guy made up by Hollywood Undead..

He was never in the band. He was friends with the lead singer and did one song. Other than that, he doesn't associate with them anymore.

Kwyjibo3637
01-25-2008, 06:23 AM
I never knew cotton balls had a sound...guess I learned something today.

I really feel a little bad laughing at them about it..