5 best euphemisms for masturbation

[artvandel4y]

1. One a day men's (actually good for prostate)
2. Sending the little soldiers on a test run.
3. Tenderizing the Steak
4. Autofelacio without the mouth
5. Turning Japaneese (exactly like the 80's song)

[Silent Kitten]

1. Choke the Chicken....thats all I got

[-Scott-emm-]

1. Spanking the monkey
2. playing yth trumpet
3. playing with your puppets
4. skiing
5. bouncing hand

[CovertDog]

Is this sersiously a discussion we need here.