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PerpetualHeaven
10-12-2007, 04:32 PM
http://poststuffx.entensity.net/101207/media.php?media=stab.wmv

So damn... FUNNY! If you haven't laughed today, here is your chance.

WARNING: Pop up ads aren't work safe or for children. Same with a little mini ad above. Sorry I forgot about this. I've just learned to ignore it.
Badge Man
10-12-2007, 04:37 PM
OMG I didn't known that stabbings will shorten lives! (SARCASM)
Most Frantic
10-12-2007, 05:04 PM
Firefox prevented this site from opening THREE popup windows!
And I can`t view the movie...
PerpetualHeaven
10-12-2007, 07:33 PM
Firefox prevented this site from opening THREE popup windows!
And I can`t view the movie...

Fix it because it's hilarious. It's not even real but it's worth watching. So funny.
custom
10-12-2007, 07:58 PM
Might want to note that there may be some NSFW ads
P1NSEEKER
10-12-2007, 08:00 PM
lol

Awesome thread title award goes to perp :p
Tussell
10-12-2007, 08:54 PM
"1.2 Million Study... 3,000 monkeys were stabbed seven to nine times each."

ROFL.

Love how there are FleshLight ads. :P
Bullet2theface
10-12-2007, 08:58 PM
Well, this sucks, what am I suppose to do to pass time now? god, and it felt so good too... :(
Adam Miller
10-12-2007, 09:19 PM
Got 3 pop up windows and just got another and they wernt exactly ... under age popups.. Video was funny though just wondering what sort of sites you go on to find it.;)
PerpetualHeaven
10-12-2007, 09:30 PM
Yeah sorry I forgot to mention the not work safe. I've just learned to ignore it and completely forget that they exist. But come on, you have to admit they're funny.
J eVeRy DaY 514
10-12-2007, 09:57 PM
who would have thought?
Illution
10-13-2007, 03:51 AM
Man good thing they had all that evidence I would have never of thought that....

hahaha that's great
Jdm7399
10-13-2007, 08:30 AM
Haha, WOW! I'm speechless...:p

Great Title though, PH7!

P.S. Pop-Ups = BAD!:mad:
NumberUno
10-13-2007, 09:12 AM
The vid was preatty good woot woot !.. i just had to click the thread as soon as i saw the title .. now thats how ya make people read your threads !
Raider
10-13-2007, 01:45 PM
'The catholic church officially denounces spooning' lol.
Tussell
10-13-2007, 08:06 PM
'The catholic church officially denounces spooning' lol.
Yeah, that's what made me realize it was fake. I totally only half payed attention when I first watched it.
Clipse 2
10-13-2007, 08:15 PM
I like the sharp edged objects they showed, my favorite being the make-shift prison shank.

The pop-up was about as entertaining as the video also. ;)
badgerodoom
10-13-2007, 09:12 PM
I have evidence to support the contrary.
JoeCool7835
10-13-2007, 10:01 PM
Well, DUH!!! Who here thought otherwise? It's like another article I read in the paper about a study that determined that unprotected sex MAY lead to pregnancy.

Who pays THESE geniuses?
Tussell
10-13-2007, 10:51 PM
Well, DUH!!! Who here thought otherwise? It's like another article I read in the paper about a study that determined that unprotected sex MAY lead to pregnancy.

Who pays THESE geniuses?
Yeah, but I think that this is a fake ad.
PerpetualHeaven
10-13-2007, 11:01 PM
Well, DUH!!! Who here thought otherwise? It's like another article I read in the paper about a study that determined that unprotected sex MAY lead to pregnancy.

Who pays THESE geniuses?

It's a joke dude. You could clearly tell by the control group where they punched the monkeys. That should have given it away if you didn't know it was fake yet.
JoeCool7835
10-13-2007, 11:19 PM
It's a joke dude. You could clearly tell by the control group where they punched the monkeys. That should have given it away if you didn't know it was fake yet.

Yeah, THIS one was a fake, but what I'm getting at is that there are REAL studies that talk about this obvious crap, like unprotected sex leading to pregnancy.
Cold Rival
10-13-2007, 11:24 PM
We did this in Biology last year.
Hulking Bubba65
10-13-2007, 11:25 PM
"And when we come back the Catholic Church officially denounces spooning".


ROFL!
Great Video.
PerpetualHeaven
10-13-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah, THIS one was a fake, but what I'm getting at is that there are REAL studies that talk about this obvious crap, like unprotected sex leading to pregnancy.

Yes, but did you ever think the study may have been directed towards people who think they can have unprotected sex then pull out? Most people don't know that pre-cum can actually impregnate a woman. They assume if they just pull out she won't become pregnant. That's what I'm assuming the particular research was about.
DrH3rbz
10-15-2007, 11:52 PM
:biglaugh :goodpost Gota love the onion xD
Vista
10-16-2007, 12:02 AM
lol, I love the onion! While your downloading the x360a podcast get the onion one, its so funny!