Top 5 things you NEVER want to hear your partner say to you

[pinkpanfa]

1. Its not your baby

2. I didn't think you'd mind.

3. that'll clear up in a few days.

4. We have to talk.

5. I used to be a man (or A woman depending on who they're talking to)


Anymore?

[Nick G 42390]

When's your brother get back from vacation?
Oops. (haha)
Oh, we started?
Are you done yet?
A battery operated toy can do better than you.

Hmmm, I wonder if this is gonna get closed down...???

[ever31]

1. dont worry hone, that happens to every guy
2. thats not how your dad does it
3. thats not how your mum does it
4. its only a game, dont get so upset
5. not that *inappropriate comment deleted*

[Xerofox]

1. Don't worry, everybody looks funny naked.
2. Lemme turn off the lights.
3. I want a baby right now!!
4. Your mother in law will stay here for the weekend
5. My friends told me..... blah blah

[nfgmusicPaul]

1.'Let's play the Wii tonight instead of the 360.'
2.'Was that you or the cat?'
3.When having sex he or she calls out the name of your best friend.
4.'It's not you...o.k. it's you.'
5.When your trying to fall asleep your loved one farts, a couple of times.

[NumberUno]

1. sorry its that time of the month !!
2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here*
3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds !
4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like
5. thats not the way my ex did it


LOL

[Raider]

1. I tested positive for..
2. You should probably check yourself out..
3. Im pregnant
4. Is it in?
5. Its ok, I like small ones anyway

[Conker Rules All]

1. sorry its that time of the month !!
2. oh YEAH give it to me *insert wrong name here*
3. christmas is coming soon and i love diamonds !
4. Is that what it’s supposed to look like
5. thats not the way my ex did it


LOL


haha i like the give it to me with the wrong name lol

number uno you never seem to suprise me

[da voodoo child]

1. what are we doing?

2. do you think i look fat in this?

3. Ill be gone this week.

4. I like special guys.

5. well if thats your best...

[Tytech]

1. I found these in your room...

2. Me and daddy/mommy are just wrestling

3. I met this guy/girl on the internet

4. It burns when I pee

5. This one time, at band camp...

[Sweet666Kraven]

So many of these. My last partner...wow she could pull out some of the most annoying/hurtful/arrogant quotes

So with that said my number one of all time things you NEVER want to hear your partner say is (From my experiences)

1. We need to talk...

Worst four words EVER.

My number two would be

2. I had a sex dream about *insert Ex-boyfriends name here*

Makes me shiver just typing them words.

Third would be

3. Partner:I met these guys today and they asked for my number.
Me: So did you tell them to piss off?
Partner: No, I'm not mean like you. I gave them my number.

Okay, maybe not everyone's partner does that but god damn it sucks.

Number four!!

4. I don't like having relationships *During a long-term relationship*

I've had that TWICE!! Can you believe it?!! Damn I go out with some fucked up girls.

The last one would have to be

5. Games are for little kids not for grown men.

I immediately dumped her of course. It was sad too cause she was damn fine.



So there is a little glimpse into my relationships. :P

[Slarak]

1. Is it in yet?

2. I sold your Xbox360

3. Can we go see the "Notebook?"

4. Whatcha thinkin? (bugs the hell out of me)

5. Lets go visit my parents (equals your inlaws)

[scorcherchamp]

1."uh oh" while looking at her birth control pills
2.we dont need a condom im on the pill....u know she's said that before
3.ohhhh "extreme makeover" is on
4.if we were'nt going out wich of my friend woud you date
5.me and the girls are going out

[pongsifu]

"What are you doing!?"

Not actually my girlfriend saying this, but her dad...after walking in on us having sex.

I think that is worse.

Especially since the next day I had to work with her dad on a construction job...boy was that awkward.

[KK459]

I'm waiting....

Wake me up when you're done.

I'll just stick to the toy...

Maybe next time...

Oh god no!

[Tom19]

1. Xbox 360 sucks
2. Oh do we have to?
3. Im to tired
4. Maybe next time
5. Im washing my hair