xRogue 5x
09-26-2007, 03:37 AM
Twas the night before Halo, when all through the land
not a gamer was playing, they all had plans.
The pre-order receipts were handled with care.
In hopes that Master Chief would soon be there.
The gamers were nestled cold and uncomfortable in their lines.
While visions of plasma nades and shotty pwnge danced in their minds.
My friend in his Halo shirt and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a Halo line nap.
When at last the doors to Gamestop flew open with such a clatter,
At once a hundred nerds were alive with chatter.
Away I sprang up, my pants soon told me what I already new,
I had spilt my limited edition Halo Gamefuel.
The fluorescent light on the game's display
drew me in as if to say..."Come play"
When what to my wondering eye's should appear
But a clerk bringing out legendary editions and sweet new Halo gear.
When at last they began calling names my stomach felt sick.
Maybe it was nerves or the guys that cut in front of us...Dicks!
More rapid than a banshee at last my turn came
I couldn't help but giggle like a schoolgirl when they called my name.
Now brutes, now flood, now marines!
On Cortana, on Arbiters, on sergeant jonshon and commander Miranda Keyes!
Out the door, to the car, and away I flew.
As I laid on the peddle there was no time to stop
When up from behind me there sprang a cop.
So I pulled to the side of the bank.
This would have been a much different story had I been driving a scorpion tank!
Good evening sir. Do you know the limit at this time?
Sorry officer I have to get home and stop the Gravemind
After a second I heard him speak...
License and registration you Halo geek.
At last I was home and not a moment to soon
All I could think about was all the noobs I would soon send to their doom.
From my face I could not wipe the smirk
for I had already called in sick to work.
So here is where I must say goodbye.
I've got some co-op on legendary to play with some guys.
Time to go i've got a Jackal in my sights.
"Happy Halo to all, and to all good night!"
not a gamer was playing, they all had plans.
The pre-order receipts were handled with care.
In hopes that Master Chief would soon be there.
The gamers were nestled cold and uncomfortable in their lines.
While visions of plasma nades and shotty pwnge danced in their minds.
My friend in his Halo shirt and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a Halo line nap.
When at last the doors to Gamestop flew open with such a clatter,
At once a hundred nerds were alive with chatter.
Away I sprang up, my pants soon told me what I already new,
I had spilt my limited edition Halo Gamefuel.
The fluorescent light on the game's display
drew me in as if to say..."Come play"
When what to my wondering eye's should appear
But a clerk bringing out legendary editions and sweet new Halo gear.
When at last they began calling names my stomach felt sick.
Maybe it was nerves or the guys that cut in front of us...Dicks!
More rapid than a banshee at last my turn came
I couldn't help but giggle like a schoolgirl when they called my name.
Now brutes, now flood, now marines!
On Cortana, on Arbiters, on sergeant jonshon and commander Miranda Keyes!
Out the door, to the car, and away I flew.
As I laid on the peddle there was no time to stop
When up from behind me there sprang a cop.
So I pulled to the side of the bank.
This would have been a much different story had I been driving a scorpion tank!
Good evening sir. Do you know the limit at this time?
Sorry officer I have to get home and stop the Gravemind
After a second I heard him speak...
License and registration you Halo geek.
At last I was home and not a moment to soon
All I could think about was all the noobs I would soon send to their doom.
From my face I could not wipe the smirk
for I had already called in sick to work.
So here is where I must say goodbye.
I've got some co-op on legendary to play with some guys.
Time to go i've got a Jackal in my sights.
"Happy Halo to all, and to all good night!"