Achievements for Life

[glasstiger50]

Me and my friend were talking about this over XBL. If there were a 1000 point game called "Life," what would the achievements be? I thought like Get Married, Have Kids, Graduate High School, College, etc. I thought I would discuss this with you guys and maybe we could create list of achievements with points for each achievement.

EDIT: I thought this topic was thread worthy, as I thought there were so many interesting possibilities for the achievements, but I was wrong, apparently.

[JesusBread]

NOOOO. You could've at least left my achievements=(. Aww. Time to find the pictures again.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/DoNotFeedTroll.svg/50px-DoNotFeedTroll.svg.pngTroll Proof - Tell off a troll -65G
http://www.bobbleton.net/nav/hairball.gifHuman Hairball - Start going through puberty - 15G.

this possibly is the dumbest post in the history of this website

Are you serious? We have another troll... again? Don't respond to a thread if you don't like it.

[SmurfTacular]

Get married
20G

Have kids
15G

Graduate High school
10G

Graduate Colledge
15G

Save somebodys life
30G

Run a mile in 6:00min
20G

Go to another country
5G

Earn a salary of $100,000 or more
20G

Break a world record
25G

Win the lottery
30G

Make Chuck Norris cry
40G

Live to 100 years old
35G

[Krueger]

identity theft 0g
have your identity stolen
high school drop out kid 0g
have one of your kids fail out of high school
file for welfare 0g
earn so little money u need welfare
die 0g
pass away

[razzleson]

Make Chuck Norris cry
40G
That one actually made me laugh out loud, thanks Smurf.

[n1n3t33nd3lta]

and don't forget:

file for divorce -500
she takes half your stuff.

[Bodangles]

Make Chuck Norris cry
40G


i don't think chuck would be happy seeing that he only got 40 g's. watch your back SmurfTacular, and watch it closely.

[Tussell]

Heh, yeah I was going to say, making Chuck Norris should be a full 1250.

[S1D1OUS]

LOL imagine that a Chuck Norris game where there is one achievement worth 1250 and all you have to do is make him cry

[HiddenPandas]

Live your entire life without getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris- Priceless

Erm, 100 points

[jonnyhallsworth]

drink your weight in beer - 100g
have a 3sum - 100g

im liking that break a world record one

[BlaZiN cdn]

Mine would be:

Graduate High School- 25gs
Graduate College/University- 25gs
Get first Job- 25gs
Quit a job- 25gs
Get Married- 25gs
Have First Child- 75gs
Earn a total of $1,000,000- 250gs
Spend $1,000,000- 50gs
Earn a Gamescore of 100,000- 100gs
Smash 100 pumpkins with a hammer- 100gs
Eat 1000 Big Macs- 299gs
Retire- 1gs

[Bullet2theface]

i don't think chuck would be happy seeing that he only got 40 g's. watch your back SmurfTacular, and watch it closely.
True, leme change it a bit. :D

Make Chuck Norris Cry - 1000G

^^^ Should be listed under the Unachievable Achievements (http://www.xbox360achievements.org/forum/showthread.php?t=39003) Thread. :)

[|oneyedNewb|]

LOL imagine that a Chuck Norris game where there is one achievement worth 1250 and all you have to do is make him cry
would be the hardest game ever, we all know chuck norris is a beast lol

[oneshotbilly]

perform oral sex on a female -
69G

[crusaderV1]

make a one hit wonder show for fox then have it get cancelled. 10gp

[Hyperion89]

Get Laid- 100g
Pull an all nighter- 5g
Have a kid- 20g
Have another kid- 0g

:p

[Th3 Apache Dog]

perform oral sex on a female -
69G The females on this site, won't be able to get that one though...:p

[Tussell]

Yes they would. May be an awkward achievement though...

[Th3 Apache Dog]

Yes they would. May be an awkward achievement though... If your talking to me, then I know they could...but like you said I doubt they would go for it:p

[HowardsTurn]

Have Buttsecks 100g

[Marx0r]

Track down and kill a teamkiller or person of similar douchiness in real life. 50G

[Bodangles]

Heh, yeah I was going to say, making Chuck Norris should be a full 1250.

im not gonna lie to anybody here. chuck norris would be one achievement. 1251 GamerPoints.

[Glyndinn]

A lot of these sound like they could be achievements for a 360 version of The Sims. :)


and don't forget:

file for divorce -500
she takes half your stuff.

This one is my favorite...she also takes half of your life achievement points. :p

[|oneyedNewb|]

perform oral sex on a female -
69G
LOL, u are a bad, bad man :p