SRH KRONIC
07-24-2007, 04:12 PM
Once opon a time there was a nice quiet family that enjoyed RootBeer so when the came across it in the soda isle of their local grocery store they were quick to pick it up and pay for it, nothing looked that weird about it, just a plain generic soda bottle, but o were they wrong. They arrived back at their house and unpacked the groceries, quite thirsty from the long shopping day, the son took the RootBeer and pourd himself a nice tall glass and drank it down quickly, the only true terror will come when he comes back to the bottle later.....:eek:
Later that day he was thirsty again, so he went down to get another glass of RootBeer, but this time he had a little trouble. He tried and tried but the top of the bottle would just not come off, he ran it under warm water, hit it on the counter, wrapped a towel around it and tried but it just wouldnt budge, and right then the boy felt an immense pain run up his hand "CRAMP CRAMP OWOW!" scram the boy and the bottle dropped and hit the floor.
He sat the bottle on the counter to sit for a few min and when he came back to try again it opened up just fine "hmm someone must have tightened it" so when he put the top back on he turned it just barly making sure this little episode never happend again..... but it did.
He kept going back for more RootBeer as the day whent on and everytime he tried opening it, it was so tight he couldnt open it, he would barly put it on and it still got tihgt, he watched made sure noone was tightening it, even after the soda was gone he tested his theory out and yes..... the RootBeer bottle was haunted.
*This is a true story, it happened to me a few weeks back*
:offtopic: :rant:
Later that day he was thirsty again, so he went down to get another glass of RootBeer, but this time he had a little trouble. He tried and tried but the top of the bottle would just not come off, he ran it under warm water, hit it on the counter, wrapped a towel around it and tried but it just wouldnt budge, and right then the boy felt an immense pain run up his hand "CRAMP CRAMP OWOW!" scram the boy and the bottle dropped and hit the floor.
He sat the bottle on the counter to sit for a few min and when he came back to try again it opened up just fine "hmm someone must have tightened it" so when he put the top back on he turned it just barly making sure this little episode never happend again..... but it did.
He kept going back for more RootBeer as the day whent on and everytime he tried opening it, it was so tight he couldnt open it, he would barly put it on and it still got tihgt, he watched made sure noone was tightening it, even after the soda was gone he tested his theory out and yes..... the RootBeer bottle was haunted.
*This is a true story, it happened to me a few weeks back*
:offtopic: :rant: