Zombies take over, all you're family/friends are toast. What do you do?

[jarhead1990]

K yeah I'm extremely bored.

Anyways you wake up to find out the country has been taken over by zombies, there is no sign of you're family or friends and you cannot reach them with you're little cell phone. The only thing you have is you're car and a baseball bat. What do you do?

K well id drive to a gun store & a liquor store. dodging zombies, buy some guns. Find a high rise building, somehow get to the top,then finally drink and snipe zombies then eventually starve, kill myself or jump.

[Tussell]

Spread butter on my friends and family and eat them.
(You claim they're toast)





Drive over to Canada and do what you mentioned with ya!

[jarhead1990]

oh thats cool so you gonna get on aim or just be anti-social?
Spread butter on my friends and family and eat them.

[Tussell]

AIM? Don't you mean MySpace?

I'll put ZombieZach in my number 1 baby!


Nah, but yeah first thing I'd do is be like.

"I'm gunna kill sum mufuckin' zombeeeze with mufuckin' Gahfield!"

[Stinkyf1re]

I've often debated my weapon of choice when it comes to if there ever was a zombie attack. I've come to one conclusion

I'd have to have a TON of weed, like 5 or 6 pounds, all rolled into blunts and in a big backpack. Then i'd get my hands on a double barrell shotgun, a desert eagle, and an ak47. Of course i would have to have some molotov cocktails as well. Also i would have a combat knife in my boot.

[Zef]

Firstly I would spend some time to figure out when I learnt to drive and when I aquired a car. Once that groovy mystery is solved I would head out on an adventure of epic proportions.

I would start by looking for some survivors just to see who there is to use as bait for any future ideas I come up with, you will always need fresh meat when dealing with zombie attacks. If there are some people around I would bravely ignore them and find a local lumberyard to raid for weaponry and wood glue, again for any future projects.

Then I'd start construction of the super fantastic Zef-castle to defend my honour. If I collected any survivors they would do the work, naturally. After this is done I shall commence phase two of the adventure, using the wood glue I would contruct a large fishing rod and use it to dangle insubordinate survivors over the walls of my castle to tempt the zombies below, this may become a favourite pasttime for my new kingdom possibly becoming a new olympic sport.

This would lead us onto day two, whilst still waiting for my helicopter to arrive and take me to safety I keep up the zombie fishing. I'd expect at least two survivors to have met a slow bloody death by now, string isn't as strong as it usually is when dangling people from it. In pursuit of new ideas I shall venture out into the world whilst the zombies are feasting on Jake (he's a survivor I guess) who forgot to tie the rope when he volunteered to clean my castle wall.

Fortunately I find a golf buggy nearby apparently, so I use it as my new set of wheels. On my travels I would happen across one of the stranger minions of the zombie army, the ever popular zombie tree. I heroicly engage in battle with it and steal some gold from it whilst levelling up, also learning a new limit break in the process. With this new skill I decide to conquer the castle of another group of survivors, quickly realising that it is just my own castle that has been taken over by those mutinous folk I left behind earlier that day.

Since the castle is but a day old, I remember that the glue probably hasn't set yet, so I just steal the walls and build another castle somewhere to wait out the last day until my helicopter arrives. =)

[Comon ST]

I've often debated my weapon of choice when it comes to if there ever was a zombie attack. I've come to one conclusion

I'd have to have a TON of weed, like 5 or 6 pounds, all rolled into blunts and in a big backpack. Then i'd get my hands on a double barrell shotgun, a desert eagle, and an ak47. Of course i would have to have some molotov cocktails as well. Also i would have a combat knife in my boot.

Dude you need you SMGee...

I would take a nuke, strap a body to it, put it in the center of the city, and Run Like Hell.

[jarhead1990]

Firstly I would spend some time to figure out when I learnt to drive and when I aquired a car. Once that groovy mystery is solved I would head out on an adventure of epic proportions.

I would start by looking for some survivors just to see who there is to use as bait for any future ideas I come up with, you will always need fresh meat when dealing with zombie attacks. If there are some people around I would bravely ignore them and find a local lumberyard to raid for weaponry and wood glue, again for any future projects.

Then I'd start construction of the super fantastic Zef-castle to defend my honour. If I collected any survivors they would do the work, naturally. After this is done I shall commence phase two of the adventure, using the wood glue I would contruct a large fishing rod and use it to dangle insubordinate survivors over the walls of my castle to tempt the zombies below, this may become a favourite pasttime for my new kingdom possibly becoming a new olympic sport.

This would lead us onto day two, whilst still waiting for my helicopter to arrive and take me to safety I keep up the zombie fishing. I'd expect at least two survivors to have met a slow bloody death by now, string isn't as strong as it usually is when dangling people from it. In pursuit of new ideas I shall venture out into the world whilst the zombies are feasting on Jake (he's a survivor I guess) who forgot to tie the rope when he volunteered to clean my castle wall.

Fortunately I find a golf buggy nearby apparently, so I use it as my new set of wheels. On my travels I would happen across one of the stranger minions of the zombie army, the ever popular zombie tree. I heroicly engage in battle with it and steal some gold from it whilst levelling up, also learning a new limit break in the process. With this new skill I decide to conquer the castle of another group of survivors, quickly realising that it is just my own castle that has been taken over by those mutinous folk I left behind earlier that day.

Since the castle is but a day old, I remember that the glue probably hasn't set yet, so I just steal the walls and build another castle somewhere to wait out the last day until my helicopter arrives. =)

^^Jesus dude thats deep.

[Comon ST]

Firstly I would spend some time to figure out when I learnt to drive and when I aquired a car. Once that groovy mystery is solved I would head out on an adventure of epic proportions.

I would start by looking for some survivors just to see who there is to use as bait for any future ideas I come up with, you will always need fresh meat when dealing with zombie attacks. If there are some people around I would bravely ignore them and find a local lumberyard to raid for weaponry and wood glue, again for any future projects.

Then I'd start construction of the super fantastic Zef-castle to defend my honour. If I collected any survivors they would do the work, naturally. After this is done I shall commence phase two of the adventure, using the wood glue I would contruct a large fishing rod and use it to dangle insubordinate survivors over the walls of my castle to tempt the zombies below, this may become a favourite pasttime for my new kingdom possibly becoming a new olympic sport.

This would lead us onto day two, whilst still waiting for my helicopter to arrive and take me to safety I keep up the zombie fishing. I'd expect at least two survivors to have met a slow bloody death by now, string isn't as strong as it usually is when dangling people from it. In pursuit of new ideas I shall venture out into the world whilst the zombies are feasting on Jake (he's a survivor I guess) who forgot to tie the rope when he volunteered to clean my castle wall.

Fortunately I find a golf buggy nearby apparently, so I use it as my new set of wheels. On my travels I would happen across one of the stranger minions of the zombie army, the ever popular zombie tree. I heroicly engage in battle with it and steal some gold from it whilst levelling up, also learning a new limit break in the process. With this new skill I decide to conquer the castle of another group of survivors, quickly realising that it is just my own castle that has been taken over by those mutinous folk I left behind earlier that day.

Since the castle is but a day old, I remember that the glue probably hasn't set yet, so I just steal the walls and build another castle somewhere to wait out the last day until my helicopter arrives. =)

LMAO. That has to be Dead Rising: Zef-ified Edition.

[C Murder 810]

I'd have to have a TON of weed, like 5 or 6 pounds, all rolled into blunts and in a big backpack.

that sounds like a great plan to me. id just get blown and and start sniping sum zombies. but i think the lancer gun would be a better choice. there would be nuthin greater but to kill zombies wit the chainsaw.

[Tussell]

Yeah, but that would cause you to need to be extremely close. And we've all seen the movies... That's not good.

[Bluntman428]

I'd probably drive down to the coast (I live about 3 hours away), stock up on food and water, then hijack a boat and take it to Jamaica. Zombies can't swim, so logic would suggest island nations would be unharmed by the zombie horde.

Then I'd just chill with the rastas and wait for the zombie infestation to die out to make my return to the US, where I'd hit up a ferrari dealership immediately and post up in some recently-deceased billionaire's mansion.

[Predator x360a]

I'd probally still be playing my 360 trash talking zombie L3gion. Then eventually I would try to recreate Dead Rising and drvie myself over to the mall and just run around.

[Stinkyf1re]

that sounds like a great plan to me. id just get blown and and start sniping sum zombies. but i think the lancer gun would be a better choice. there would be nuthin greater but to kill zombies wit the chainsaw.

Bad idea! Zombie blood sprays everywhere from the chainsaw, gets all over you and in your mouth and eyes and you become infected~!

Owned :D

Edit: must be my lucky day, 777 posts :)

[highpass]

Twenty-eight days after zombies take over, a bicycle courier named Wreckon awakens from a coma in a deserted hospital. Leaving the hospital, he discovers that London's abandoned streets are rife with catastrophe.

Taking refuge in a church, Wreckon is chased by the some of "the infected", but is fortunately rescued by two survivors, Pandora and Flea, who rush him to their hideout in a section of the London Underground. Wreckon learns that while he was comatose, a virus had spread uncontrollably among the populace, turning them into vicious, mindless, blood-spewing monsters (referred to as "The Infected"), resulting in societal collapse, possibly on a global scale.

While visiting Wreckon's house, the group discovers that his parents have committed suicide. They are soon ambushed by more of the infected, and upon realizing that Flea has been slashed in the attack, Pandora quickly kills him, and explains to Wreckon that it takes only seconds after exposure to infected blood to catch the virus.

On their journey through the bederelict city, Wreckon and Pandora encounter two more survivors, cabbie Zef and his daughter Haly. After spending the night at Zef's flat, it becomes quite apparent that a few survivors will not last long, given that supplies - particularly water (due to drought) - are dwindling. Zef later receives a prerecorded radio broadcast transmitted by soldiers who not only have raised a blockade near Manchester, but claim to have "the answer to infection." Despite initial reservations, the four survivors decide to leave London in Zef's cab to find the soldiers. When they do finally reach the blockade, Zef suddenly becomes infected, only to be slain by the soldiers.

The soldiers inhabit a fortified mansion under the command of Major Gra Fik. Wreckon learns that Fik's "answer to infection" entails waiting for the infected to starve to death while giving hope of community survival to the men by forcing sexual servitude upon female survivors. Wreckon attempts escape with Pandora and Haly, but is subdued by the soldiers and led into a forest to be killed alongside a condemned soldier.

Escaping his captors, Wreckon spots a passenger airliner flying overhead, and lures Fik and another soldier out of their haven by sounding a siren. After killing Fik's subordinate, Wreckon dashes back to the mansion to rescue Pandora and Haly, who are stalling to avoid rape by the soldiers. Wreckon releases an infected soldier that Fik had kept chained; the soldier enters the mansion, attacking and infecting most of the soldiers, after which Wreckon slays the remaining soldiers. Covered in blood, he so viciously attacks the soldier detaining Pandora that she fears that Wreckon may be infected. Her fears are not realized, and the two passionately kiss. With Haly in tow, they run to Zef's cab, but Fik appears, shooting Wreckon in the stomach. Fik is then killed by the infected soldier he had confined, allowing the trio to escape.

After another twenty-eight days, the infected are dying of starvation. Pandora, Haly, and Wreckon (who is recovering from the bullet wound) have taken refuge in a remote cottage. With huge cloth banners, they attempt to signal a passing aircraft previously observed flying overhead. Pandora wonders aloud, "Do you think he saw us this time?"

I'm also working on a sequel.

[C Murder 810]

Bad idea! Zombie blood sprays everywhere from the chainsaw, gets all over you and in your mouth and eyes and you become infected~!

Owned :D



ooo, i didnt think about that. but it sounds like fun :)

[Zef]

On their journey through the bederelict city, Wreckon and Pandora encounter two more survivors, cabbie Zef and his daughter Haly. After spending the night at Zef's flat, it becomes quite apparent that a few survivors will not last long, given that supplies - particularly water (due to drought) - are dwindling. Zef later receives a prerecorded radio broadcast transmitted by soldiers who not only have raised a blockade near Manchester, but claim to have "the answer to infection." Despite initial reservations, the four survivors decide to leave London in Zef's cab to find the soldiers. When they do finally reach the blockade, Zef suddenly becomes infected, only to be slain by the soldiers.

I'm a cabbie living in a flat with a daughter who is older than me? Truly strange.

We do need more x360a film adaptations though, bagsies on Moulin Rouge.

[highpass]

I'm a cabbie living in a flat with a daughter who is older than me? Truly strange.

We do need more x360a film adaptations though, bagsies on Moulin Rouge.

In the film, you're a bit older. Either that or you were taken advantage of at a very, very early age.

Bagsies on Lock Stock.

[shadow sniper]

i would go get a shotgun and and hell of alot of shells 4 food i would go to super markets or watever and try to find somewhere in north america that is safe if theres no where to go i get all the nukes that the americans have AND KILL EVERYTHING

EDIT:2ed idea CALL DUKE NUKEM!!

[Clipse 2]

I'd probably drive down to the coast (I live about 3 hours away), stock up on food and water, then hijack a boat and take it to Jamaica. Zombies can't swim, so logic would suggest island nations would be unharmed by the zombie horde.

Then I'd just chill with the rastas and wait for the zombie infestation to die out to make my return to the US, where I'd hit up a ferrari dealership immediately and post up in some recently-deceased billionaire's mansion.
You've got the right idea Bluntman this is exactly what I would do, however I'd first find 8 ladies to escort to safty with me; this would get me the "Frank the Pimp" achievement.

[BlaZiN cdn]

First, I would grab the baseball bat, head out too my car and drive to the nearest gun shop. After loading up on shotguns and ammo, I'd head to the U-Haul place to steal a truck, then I'd head to the nearest EB Games, and grab every single game I don't have (and a couple extra consoles) then drive to The Home Depot and load up on Lumber, nails, and power tools.

By now it would be getting close to lunch so I'd go to Costco and load up on food, and water (maybe toothpaste and toilet paper etc...) Then I would head back to my old house and kill the family inside (even if they weren't zombies) and board up the windows (leaving holes for me to stick my gun out and shoot a zombie).

After all that is done, I'd grab some guns, a Hunting knife, and put a couple nails through my baseball bat (to make it extra-deadly) and head out to find my family and friends, maybe even pick up some hot girls (Don't want to be lonely:p) And drive back to my fortress, and wait for it all to be over.

[Zef]

I'd first find 8 ladies to escort to safty with me; this would get me the "Frank the Pimp" achievement.

Classic idea, you dirty person =P But how do you know one of them isn't a zombie in disguise? Then you'd get zombie babies!

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/852/populatevf7.png

[L3giOn]

I'd eventually find a group of trolls, dwarfs, and elves. We go to the store and buy gust, resurrect, magic trees, teleport, and smg's. The trolls and dwarfs would go through the streets, while the elves and I traversed the rooftops. While the slow zombies were trying in vain to kill the massive trolls, we'd gust them off the map from the rooftops. The dwarfs would steal the essence of the zombies that were left, making it so they couldn't regenerate. We'd continue on this way until all the zombies were eliminated. Then we'd all go to the bar and have some beers. I can out drink a dwarf, you know.

[tigon7]

me i would go to wally world and enjoy myself and the local gun store :uzi:for some target practice

[Skateborder574]

well..first..i would go to a local game shop..and take all the games! play them all..get as much achievements as i could..then time to own zombies woo!

[Flea]

I'd eventually find a group of trolls, dwarfs, and elves. We go to the store and buy gust, resurrect, magic trees, teleport, and smg's. The trolls and dwarfs would go through the streets, while the elves and I traversed the rooftops. While the slow zombies were trying in vain to kill the massive trolls, we'd gust them off the map from the rooftops. The dwarfs would steal the essence of the zombies that were left, making it so they couldn't regenerate. We'd continue on this way until all the zombies were eliminated. Then we'd all go to the bar and have some beers. I can out drink a dwarf, you know.

You cant out drink me you liar
:p

Hang on did you call me a dwarf you git.

[L3giOn]

You cant out drink me you liar
:p

Hang on did you call me a dwarf you git.

Actually I didn't, but I think it goes without saying. :p

[Predator x360a]

....Just cuz I play as a dwarf and breakdance doesn't mean you get to make fun of me.

[veritas347]

Ok here's my master plan:

I first find all the survivors I can and gather them up to loot all gun stores grocery stores and appliance stores and find a designated spot to become a stronghold to hold of the horde of zombies. Then we will slowly build on to the stronghold to make it a small town and have functional farming systems to keep a steady flow of food. We will have then started reproducing and built up our population.

Once we have done that we will re-populate the earth and become a glorious nation and i will work for the group known as the Justice Enforcers of the World Succor AKA J.E.W.S. and hand over power of the country to whomever i deem worthy.

Then we will expand our country to the far reaches of the universe and make peace with the far away planets while the J.E.W.S. will become the most universally renowned organization and only select few are selected to become a part of the J.E.W.S.

[Exane22]

I'd eventually find a group of trolls, dwarfs, and elves. We go to the store and buy gust, resurrect, magic trees, teleport, and smg's. The trolls and dwarfs would go through the streets, while the elves and I traversed the rooftops. While the slow zombies were trying in vain to kill the massive trolls, we'd gust them off the map from the rooftops. The dwarfs would steal the essence of the zombies that were left, making it so they couldn't regenerate. We'd continue on this way until all the zombies were eliminated. Then we'd all go to the bar and have some beers. I can out drink a dwarf, you know.

You have been playing way to much Shadowrun L3giOn. But that is the most important thing right there, just give me a day to recover eh. I garantee that me and L3giOn drunk could kill 15 zombies a peice a match :drunk

[sawman90]

well if the zombies get out of hand and the whole world was screw I would have to take some drugs and kill myself... but after I go on a kill spree of the people I hate --- I'm so mean.... sad but you would do it to....

[Flea]

You have been playing way to much Shadowrun L3giOn. But that is the most important thing right there, just give me a day to recover eh. I garantee that me and L3giOn drunk could kill 15 zombies a peice a match :drunk

Thats if your not team killing with your katana,

What i would do is think duck it,
put the kettle on have a brew,
and smile as i dont have to goto work,
before sitting down and playing my 360 till the zombies run out of food and start killing each other,
Talking about zombies,read The Cell by stephen king its his dawn of the dead.

Another thing is anyone still playing shadowrun now?
i am pew pew,
someone revive me.
:p

[Exane22]

Thats if your not team killing with your katana,

What i would do is think duck it,
put the kettle on have a brew,
and smile as i dont have to goto work,
before sitting down and playing my 360 till the zombies run out of food and start killing each other,
Talking about zombies,read The Cell by stephen king its his dawn of the dead.

Another thing is anyone still playing shadowrun now?
i am pew pew,
someone revive me.
:p

First of all its not my fault you n00bs run infront of my katana :p

Second, ahahahahahahaha :biglaugh

[M7.Ninja]

I'd do as Master Chief. Pack up guns, wear a full body armor, and unleash hell to save the world.

[ilski]

...
Talking about zombies,read The Cell by stephen king its his dawn of the dead.


It's just 'Cell'. Eli Roth is supposedly directing the screen version due out before '09.

[Stinkyf1re]

I'd eventually find a group of trolls, dwarfs, and elves. We go to the store and buy gust, resurrect, magic trees, teleport, and smg's. The trolls and dwarfs would go through the streets, while the elves and I traversed the rooftops. While the slow zombies were trying in vain to kill the massive trolls, we'd gust them off the map from the rooftops. The dwarfs would steal the essence of the zombies that were left, making it so they couldn't regenerate. We'd continue on this way until all the zombies were eliminated. Then we'd all go to the bar and have some beers. I can out drink a dwarf, you know.

Best post ever :D

btw i got my computer working!!

[Jdm7399]

I've often thought of this only at work. I have a stockroom that's full of supplies. Honestly, getting stuck at work is no fun, but I do have enough supplies to last for a while. I would probably have to mix a bottle of Ammonia and Bleach to kill them off(items I carry at my store). That's all I got. I guess I'm going to die then.:p

[Flea]

It's just 'Cell'. Eli Roth is supposedly directing the screen version due out before '09.

My mistake i read it a while back,
i hope they do some of the scenes as such as bob blowing his head off as kind of a comic flickbook,
that would work so well with the whole background.

[Zef]

I'm shocked that noone had the idea of going to The Winchester, Shaun would have.

[Wreckon Dracgon]

Covered in blood, he so viciously attacks the soldier detaining Pandora that she fears that Wreckon may be infected. Her fears are not realized, and the two passionately kiss. With Haly in tow, they run to Zef's cab, but Fik appears, shooting Wreckon in the stomach. Fik is then killed by the infected soldier he had confined, allowing the trio to escape.

I'm also working on a sequel. This is my favorite part... I always new Graf1k was after me... and I also now know what he'll be changing his gamertag to pretty soon... Major GRA FIK. Wish we could have saved Zef I mean I won't need any help repopulating the planet... I can handle that alone with Pandora and Haly... but hell I could use help on trash days and car repairs.

[Haly]

Excellent, I get to live through the zombie invasion. :woop:
I'm assuming some form of time travel makes my Dad younger than me ;)

Ahh you miss all the good stuff while having a cold, zombies and well.......zombies.