Quote of the Day

[housemdfan]

Wanna show the world what quote you find to be insightful, funny, poetic? Try Quote a Day! You'll be smiling, laughing, crying, shooting someone!*

Edit: Just thought I'd give you some links to peruse.

Famous Quotations (http://www.famous-quotations.com/asp/categories.asp)
Quoteland (http://www.quoteland.com/topic.asp)
Quote Garden (http://www.quotegarden.com/)

*One post per person a day, five quotes per post a day. All nations qualify. Some quotes may be deemed void. Make sure quotes are clean and that you give full credit to the originator. All standard rules apply but are also subject to change. We hold no responsibility for quotes delayed and/or lost. As a side note, I do not condone any acts of violence over quotes. Don't be stupid. Also, you may quote yourself as well, it's entirely up to you how you use quote a day.

[Im a Manatee]

To bring back some classic Lykos, that guy was hilarious.

Exclamation marks are for homosexuals, therefore they shall be removed.

[pavementpoop]

"Dont Go Hunt Something You Cant Kill"

[Jdm7399]

"Man who run behind CAR, gets EXHAUSTED."

By Confusious

[Fonkey Monkey]

"I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy goth kid."

[ThrillKillBill]

"that monkey kinda reminds me of Gilbert Grape, you know, that giant cartoon ape" - my younger brother

[housemdfan]

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not." -Me

[Maka]

"Stick and Stones Cant break my bones, but your mom will if She climbs on top"
-Me

[ThrillKillBill]

is it really a quote if its something you said? i thought the entire point of a quote is that it's something that somebody else said that caught your attention...........

[Dr Buttcrack]

"Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating."

-some guy, don't remember his name

LINE (not sure how to do the html shit)

That's a great episode Fonkey ;)

[housemdfan]

Just as a sidenote, someone else said that 'i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who I'm not' but I can't remember, but I know i say it myself...so...
edit: However, you can quote yourself, especially if it's like a 'catch phrase'. just to clear things up. ;)

[Fonkey Monkey]

"you know how i know your gay? because you like the band Coldplay."

[Psycence]

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."

Douglas Adams

English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

[Minty]

The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent of judo is, ‘Yes, dear.’
J. P. McEvoy

[Flea]

Des Lynam Quote

"More football later, but first let's see the goals from the Scottish Cup final"

[DeathWhish]

"Thinking before you talk is like wiping you're ass before you take a shit" - ME

[Jdm7399]

"F*cking with ME, is like f*ucking with a Seizure or Heart Attack."

-Tupac Shakur

[housemdfan]

"Always remember....Wizard's first rule. People can be made to believe any lie, either because they want it to be true or because they fear that it is.." -Zedd from the Sword of Truth series.

"So, in short, people are stupid." -Me

"Antropologically speaking...civilization is going down the drain. America is like Rome, not the Ottoman empire. Whether that's good or bad...we'll see if and when the orgies come around. Yet somehow, no one believes me when I say this...Oh well." -Me talking to a friend of mine about philosophy and other deep topics.

[Im a Manatee]

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

A quote I used in my valedictorian speech.

[Adam Miller]

I got so many but 1 a day so..

"Are you talking to me or are you chewing a brick? Either way your gonna lose your fuckin teeth"

[ThrillKillBill]

I got so many but 1 a day so..



actually if you read the very first post in the fine print you'd realize that you can only post once a day but you can have 5 seperate quotes in that post ;)

"I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is improving" - some bumper sticker

[Birky]

"Maybe baby you got somethin' to lose Well I got somethin', I got somethin' for you"
-Guns N' Roses

tehehehe... I giggle every time I hear that... Extra credit to anyone who knows what song it from! (And no it not Welcome to the Jungle... They have many other better songs...)

[Im a Manatee]

Birksworth, that song is called Anything Goes. I´m awesome.

[Birky]

Yay! Manatee! Your my hero! I'm not sure how you got Birksworth out of Birky, but you got the song right so your still amazing.

[Im a Manatee]

Well, my extra credit allows me to make fun of substitutes.

[Sweet666Kraven]

"I become insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."

Brilliant quote from the brilliant E.A. Poe

[BlaZiN cdn]

"Kindness is a language that the blind can hear and the def can see" - Mark Twain(I think)

"I don't know what weapons world war 1 or 2 were fought with, but I know world war 3 will be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein

[Jdm7399]

I'm sorry to post this, but I thought it'll be funny...

"The Xbox ain't got games."

-Chadwarden the #1 Sony Fanboy

[TheSilentAssassin]

"You're not pregnant, you're just fat" --me.
Wouldn't recommend trying it out though, especially on a full bus when a woman wants your seat. Would be hella funny though.

[graf1k]

"This gangsta shit is like a motherfuckin' gangsta drug. Crips and Bloods, ooooooh!"
- The Greatest Shirt Ever

[bxbomber]

Here are my favorites:

Old timer said this to me while I worked for Airborne Express:
"I've forgotten things you haven't even done yet."

The Usual Suspects:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist."

[bxbomber]

"F*cking with ME, is like f*ucking with a Seizure or Heart Attack."

-Tupac Shakur

Awesome quote.

I think one that has a great reflection of our society today is:

"Fuck You, Pay me." - Pain in Da Ass off Jay-Z's album.

[Mace1982]

well here goes

1. in times of peace sons bury the fathers but in times of war fathers bury the sons (cant remeber who said it)

2 its life jim but not as we know it (star trek)

3, u can have any colour you like as long as it is black (henry ford at the launch of the first ever motor car)

[codedigital]

"Support the fine arts...shoot a rapper." - TShirtHell.com

[ThrillKillBill]

"If I can't live my life, the way I wanna live my life. Why can't I die, why can't I die?" -- TwIzTiD

"Reality is the only word in the English language that should always be used in quotations" -- a really old sci-fi movie and used in many songs by many bands (my life with the thrill kill kult )

[angry]

As a best m8 of mine died 36 hours ago.... :( My quote of the day will be Take Each Day That Comes As In Life You Don't Know What Is Around The Corner.

[codedigital]

As a best m8 of mine died 36 hours ago.... :( My quote of the day will be Take Each Day That Comes As In Life You Don't Know What Is Around The Corner.

Condolences man :(

[Jdm7399]

As a best m8 of mine died 36 hours ago.... :( My quote of the day will be Take Each Day That Comes As In Life You Don't Know What Is Around The Corner.

I'm sorry to hear about your loss, angry. My condolences go out to you as well.

This is for you, angry...

"Remember the Good and remember the Bad. Through thick and Thin, we were always Best of Friends."

-Me

[housemdfan]

"Everybody Lies." "Humanity is overrated." -Dr. Greg House (hah, they're in my sig!)

[Jdm7399]

"You have so many issues, that I can subscribe to it and read about it every month."

-Me

[ThrillKillBill]

well here goes

1. in times of peace sons bury the fathers but in times of war fathers bury the sons (cant remeber who said it)


i forgot the name as well but if you play CoD2 you'll see it within' a few load screens and it'll tell you ;)

it is better to keep your mouth shut and be considered a fool then to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - me **seems a trend in this thread to claim quotes others have said and i couldn't remember whom said it. so there house =-p**

It's not fair! MOMMY!!!!! - Paris Hilton

[housemdfan]

Thrill, that is actually a quote from...hmmm..Abe Lincoln is it? No, Mark Twain.

Anyways: "Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
Mark Twain (1835-1910)

And this one kinda is inspirational to me (the reason I speak my mind and don't back down. Though speaking my mind has gotten me banned from forums on occasion >_>;; )
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't."
Eleanor Roosevelt

As well as this one:
"Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric."
Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) (http://www.famous-quotations.com/asp/acategories.asp?Author=Bertrand+Russell+%281872%2D 1970%29)

And a fourth:
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. "
Dr. Seuss