Top 5 Quotes

[Weapon 117]

List your top 5 quotes. They can be form any movie, book, traditonal saying, etc.

5)"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... victory." -Apocalypse Now

4) "You sent me to Hell! I'm here to return the favor!" - Spawn

3) "You wanna play rough? Let's play rough! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" - Scarface

2) "I'll Be Back" - The Terminator

1) "What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad." - The Matrix

[Minty]

Mr Anderson
Agent Smith

Do or Do not, there is no try
Yoda, ESB

Whoever said, 'It's not whether you win or lose that counts,' probably lost.
~ Martina Navratilova

Therapist (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0930707/): Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.
Frank (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Old School

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Team America

[k_dog]

"Listen, you hear that? Sounds Like a Dickfer"

"What's a Dickfer?"

".....", "...for peeing..."

20Pts. ;)

[JaW 24o]

:cool: spies like us

"yeah" lil jon

[KMB 316]

"wanna know how i know your gay"
"why?, because your gay and you can tell if other people are gay"

20 nobodiy points!

[k_dog]

"wanna know how i know your gay"
"why?, because your gay and you can tell if other people are gay"

20 nobodiy points!

40 Year Old Virgin...;)

[Winwood]

Never get into an argument with a stupid person - they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
-anon

Insanity takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
-anon

Get busy living, or get busy dying.
-Shawshank Redemption

[SpideR NY]

"with great power comes great responsiblity" - Uncle Ben

"F--- your jewelry, my records almost diamond BEOTCH" - 20pts

"An MC so ill I got AIDS scared to catch me" - 20pts

"You wanna huge it out, bitch?" - Ari Gold

"Do it or dont, but I got places to be" - Marlo

[Psycence]

1) Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
Douglas Adams (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams/), Arthur Dent in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" English humorist & science fiction novelist (1952 - 2001)

2) I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

Woody Allen (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Woody_Allen/) US movie actor, comedian, & director (1935 - )

3) He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Friedrich_Nietzsche/), Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146 German philosopher (1844 - 1900)

4) I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Frank Herbert (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Frank_Herbert/), Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear, "Dune" US science fiction novelist (1920 - 1986)

5) It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.

Voltaire (http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Voltaire/) French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)
and thats my 2 cents

[DaKing240]

Damn, I don't know this one...

but I will instead give you one of my own...

You have a henway on your head... (If you know the answer post here)

[DaKing240]

"Listen, you hear that? Sounds Like a Dickfer"

"What's a Dickfer?"

".....", "...for peeing..."

20Pts. ;)

Damn, I don't know this one...

but I will instead give you one of my own...

You have a henway on your head... (If you know the answer post here)

[Helacool360]

"An MC so ill I got AIDS scared to catch me" - 20pts
Canibus

Eminem verse "Ain't Nuttin' But Music" by D12="F--- your jewelry, my records almost diamond BEOTCH" - 20pts

Am I right Spider?

[thieflordgamer]

i got one, but i cant come up with 5 right now. its the scene from spaceballs where hes like "who's he?" "he's an asshole" "i no that, what's his name?" etc. etc.

[Psycence]

spaceballs is teh cool, so many quotes i can think of but ive already done my 5 :woop:

[SpideR NY]

Yeah Hella both right

[STUDIMNOT]

" The World is Full of Kings and Queens , Who Blind Your Eyes and Steal Your Dreams. It's Heaven And Hell."

[Tracker4502]

"You know what the world needs more of? Humble geniuses, there are so few of us left."

"I will live forever, or die trying!"

"When you remember me, it means that you have carried something of who I am with you, that I have left some mark of who I am on who you are. It means that you can summon me back to your mind even though countless years and miles may stand between us. It means that if we meet again, you will know me. It means that even after I die, you can still see my face and hear my voice and speak to me in your heart. For as long as you remember me, I am never entirely lost. When I'm feeling most ghost-like, it is your remembering me that helps remind me that I actually exist. When I'm feeling sad, it's my consolation. When I'm feeling happy, it's part of why I feel that way. If you forget me, one of the ways I remember who I am will be gone. If you forget, part of who I am will be gone."

"Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a lawyer never got a bill from one."

"A fox is a wolf who sends flowers."

Kudos to anyone who can find who said these quotes.
;)

[OnyxStorm]

"This fast life soon shatters, cuz after all the lights and screams, nothing but my dreams matter"

"Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!"

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron."

"If I let you take him, it doesn't change anything...you are still my enemy in the morning.

You're still my enemy tonight...but even enemies can show respect"

Points for anyone who can get any of them. 1 from a movie, 1 from a book, 1 from a game, 1 froma song and 1 from a stand-up comic :)

Onyx

[chaos bz]

ALL from Grandma's Buy

1. Dont judge me monkey
2.this chicks pussy smelled like the great depression

ill edit with the rest later

[Fonkey Monkey]

"a coward dies a thousend deaths, a solja dies but once."

"With all this extra stressin
The question I wonder is after death, after my last breath
When will I finaly get to rest? Through this supression
they punish the people that's askin questions
And those that possess, steal from the ones without possesions
The message I stress: to make it stop study your lessons
Don't settle for less - even the genius asks-es questions
Be grateful for blessings
Don't ever change, keep your essence
The power is in the people and politics we address
Always do your best, don't let the pressure make you panic
And when you get stranded
And things don't go the way you planned it
Dreamin of riches, in a position of makin a difference
Politicians and hypocrites, they don't wanna listen
If I'm insane, it's the fame made a brother change
It wasn't nuttin like the game
It's just me against the world"

thos are both from songs by one person. if anyone can name the person and song then they are cool enough to know me :bow:

[OnyxStorm]

@ Fonkey Monkey

2pac

[DaveWilma07]

Best Quote ever:

"From God to Kane to Seth, I am his right hand."

Seth
Brotherhood of NOD
Command & Conquer

[Fonkey Monkey]

@ Fonkey Monkey

2pac

yes sir! do you know what songs those are?

[Tracker4502]

"a coward dies a thousend deaths, a solja dies but once."



thos are both from songs by one person. if anyone can name the person and song then they are cool enough to know me :bow:


Hate to tell you, but the artist didn't come up with this quote. Julius Caesar said it a looonnnggg time before him.

PS: Nice spelling.:nana

[Fonkey Monkey]

lol what eva dude.
i didnt know that , its just a good song.

[Wreckon Dracgon]

Maybe it's just because my wife forced me to watch "Sweet Home Alabama" last night and they are fresh in my mind but two good quotes from that horde of a movie....


1) "You can't ride two horses with one ass"
2) "Why don't you go back to your double wide and fry something"

My top Five
1) "I am as far beyond a God, as God is beyond human, I am forever. I was here to witness the first birth of evil, and shall be here for the rebirth of chaos, I am the Apocalypse"

2) "Smell my face, smell it up nice"

3) "Do What"

4) "What's mine is mine and what's yours in mine"

5) "Kill the Gerry Bastards Down By the Low Wall"

[BucklingLeader]

1. "Girls don't exist on the internet. Its a place where men are men, girls are men, and children are the FBI.."

:)

[BlazeDragon132]

1. "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers" - Ralph (Simpsons)
2. "Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in. Game over." - Stewie Griffen (Family Guy)
3. "People said I was dumb, but I proved them." - Fry (Futurama)
4. "Look Fry, You're a man and I'm a woman. We're just too different." - Leela (Futurama)
5. "You morons just hung a vacancy signs on your @$$es and my foot's looking for a room." - Red Foremon (That 70's Show)

[Chris764]

1.say hello to my little friend!
2.im a mac daddy pimp you know that
3.they found him doubled over with his balls resting on his lips
4.i dont want a large i want a godamned liter of cola
5.yo this mutha fucker aint one of us he said he would fuck a sheep

[Muta32]

Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
George S. Patton

Facts are stupid things
Ronald Regan

Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.
Lenny Bruce

I am gonna straight-up murder your ass
Luke Wilson

[while watching T.V. in the morning] I bet they put all the stuff that sucks on in the morning just so they can like get us to go to school.
Butt-Head

[Silent Kitten]

All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one. Tony Montana

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might miss it. Ferris Bueller

I'm going to make him offer he can't refuse. Vito Corleone

It's not who I am but what I do that defines me. Batman

With great power comes great responsibility. Spiderman

[Blind Fool]

I have nothing to declare but my genuis.

Who discovered you can get milk from cows and what did they think they were doing at the time?

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he will be warm for rest of his life.

[W. Samuel Jones III]

From The Matrix

Agent Smith: Surprised to see me?

Neo: No.

Agent Smith: Then you're aware of it.

Neo: Of what?

Agent Smith: Our connection. I don't fully understand how it happened, perhaps some part of you imprinted on to me, something overwritten or copied, it is at this point irrelevant. What matters is whatever happened, happened for a reason.

Neo: And what reason is that?

Agent Smith: I killed you Mr. Anderson, I watched you die, with a certain satisfaction I might add. And then something happened. Something that I knew was impossible but it happened anyway. You destroyed me Mr. Anderson. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I couldn't. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you Mr. Anderson, because of you, I am no longer an Agent of this system, because of you I've changed, I'm unplugged, a new man so to speak. Like you, apparently, free.

Neo: Congratulations.

Agent Smith: Thank you. But, as you well know appearances can be decieving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We are not here because we're free, we're here because we are not free. There is no escaping reason, no denying purpose, because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.

Multiple Smiths: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us, that guides us, that drive us. It is purpose that defines, purpose that binds us.

Agent Smith: We are here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Purpose.

[ewizard]

Hey W., if I wanted to read the book for the Matrix I would not have come here hehe - just kidding bro! :drunk

My favorite quotes are as follows:

1. "Taste Death...Live Life!" - Ski School movie & my motto!!
2. "Psst...Your balls are showing" - whispered by Jim Carey in ????
3. "Fish and Visitors smell in three days" - Benjamin Franklin
4. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you..." - anon
5. "After all is said and done, usually more is said..." - anon

I saw a few quotes in this post as well that I remember well - funny stuff!

:Bounce:

[W. Samuel Jones III]

Everybodys a critic.

The Matrix has you Ewizard now get back to work and finish the FAB reports!!!!

And you know PDZ Dark Agent Co-op isn't going to finish itself!!!!



Hey W., if I wanted to read the book for the Matrix I would not have come here hehe - just kidding bro! :drunk

My favorite quotes are as follows:

1. "Taste Death...Live Life!" - Ski School movie & my motto!!
2. "Psst...Your balls are showing" - whispered by Jim Carey in ????
3. "Fish and Visitors smell in three days" - Benjamin Franklin
4. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you..." - anon
5. "After all is said and done, usually more is said..." - anon

I saw a few quotes in this post as well that I remember well - funny stuff!

:Bounce:

[excessum01]

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, andanyone going faster than you is a moron."
Onyx
Yea this is a really old post but I know who said it....George Carlin

"And when he gets to heaven, to St Peter he will tell: 'One more soldier reporting sir; I've served my time in hell."

"One death is a tragedy; One million deaths is a statistic."

"Nothing is constant but change."

[SpideR NY]

5 more:

"You coffee shop, revolutionary son-of-a-bitch!" - Immortal Technique

"What you need to do is run through like 20 30 of these hood rats" - 40yov

"Indeed" -Omar

"They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime" - Anchorman

"Aint no other kings in this rap thing, they siblings, nothing but my children, one shot they dissappearing" - Big

[Pitbob27]

1) The aim of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard dies for his!!

2) Dulp!

3) I like pies

4) If your goin through hell keep going

5) with great power comes great responability

[juicEboxxx9]

1. "Go back to your home on whore island, you dirty pirate slut" (Will Farrell, Anchorman)

2. "Say hello to my little friend" (Al Pacino, Scarface)

3. "Voila, in view a humble vaudevillain veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vestitudes of fate...." (Hugo Weaving, V for Vendetta) monolouge continues.

4. "With great power comes great responsibility" (Uncle Ben, Spider-Man)

5. "I love lamp" (Steve Carrell, Anchorman)

[-Scott-emm-]

BOY: wow , two guys can get married now.
(TO GIRL) : you should just give up now ,cos you've got no chance

[-Scott-emm-]

Hey, my names Scott Mitchell, but my friends call me Scott for short

[AlexUplinked]

"Give them nothing. But take from them, everything"
~ King leonidas (300)

[Alex]

[Michigan boy]

Can only think of one.

1. "It's a trap" - Admiral Akbar

[SoaringEagle]

"You wanna play rough? Let's play rough! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" - Scarface - obviously

"Name's Bond, James Bond"

Al Pacino: "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear, for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that?"

Jack: Gentlemen, what do keys do?

Leech: Keys unlock t'ings.

Gibbs: And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.


Jack: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without having first found the key what unlocks it?

Gibbs: So we're going after this key!

Jack: You're not making any sense at all.

Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? [Thief surrenders] Thief: I gots to know! [Callahan pulls the trigger, but the gun just clicks on an empty chamber]

[RiCkY410]

1. "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." - Timo Cruz, Coach Carter

2. "you ni66as can't see me, i'm on my casper shit." -lil wayne
3. "i'ma laugh so hard, even when it ain't funny, i'ma get my shine on when it ain't even sunny." -lil wayne
4. "fly like an eagle but no i'm not donovan, boy you better go eat some soup wit ya moms and them." -lil wayne
5. "the best things in life are free." -kanye west


yeah i use lyrics as my favorite quotes because i like to use music to reflect on my own life. and the couple from wayne i just think are funny and make sense at the same time. there are actual life quotes i like but i didn't want to use them because i like music better.

[T FUNK 1984]

1. "Live like you'll never die, love like you've never been hurt & dance like no one is watching" - Unknown

2. "I spent most of my money on booze, drugs and women. The rest I sqwandered" - George Best

3. "Live the life you love, love the life you live" - Unknown

4. "Basicaly im just gonna walk the earth"
"What do you mean your gonna walk the earth?"
"You know like Cain in Kung Fu" - Samual L Jackson & John Travolta

5. "Im just a sheet metal workers son from Gosforth" - Alan Shearer

[APX]

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit. - Doc


Best quote EVAR

[Boo47]

1. 3 people can keep a secret if 2 of them are dead - Benjamin Franklin
2. Mercenaries don't die, they just go to hell to regroup - Anon.
3. Even if you're on the right track, you'll still get hit by a train - Roy Rogers
4. You can't say war doesn't evolve. In every war, they kill you a different way - I can't remember
5. Of course I'm funny, it's part of what makes me a winner - Me

[Ben Sharpe]

1. I love lamp - Brick from anchorman

2. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball - Dodgeball

3. You made three mistakes. First, you took the job. Second, you came light. A four man crew for me? Fucking insulting. But the worst mistake you made... Empty gun rack - Riddick

4. Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say "husband"?
Herschell: Wow... Dennit hired a gay French guy as your teammate!
Ricky Bobby: The room's startin to spin... cause of all the gayness. Cal... I love you
[Ricky faints]
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! OH GOD! - Talladega nights

5. Cal Naughton, Jr.: There is something I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. it was weird, I... I mean you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow. That I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho. - Talladega nights

[Matrarch]

It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
-Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021

What if everything you see is more than what you see - the person next to you is a warrior and that empty space is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things.
-Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Mario, Link, and other Nintendo characters

You must be the change you wish to see in the world
-Gandhi

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
-Albert Camus (I believe the quote was used in Suikoden 2 as well)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Albert Einstein

The Miyamoto one was probably my favorite. I just love the sentiment. :)

[Jicholls]

Andy Dufrain (Shawshank Redemption) : "Hope is a good thing Red, maybe one of the best of things".

Peter Griffin (Family Guy) : "DANCE Louis! DANCE THE DANCE OF LIFE!" - Crashes over a table and into a bunch of shelves.

McLovin' (Superbad) : "I have a boner"

Don Corleone (The Godfather) : "I'll make him a offer he can't refuse"

Spongebob (The Spongebob movie) : "You don't need a license, to drive a sandwiche"

[brennan4ever]

In no paticular order, ive got quite a few

1)Mr Anderson - The matrix

2)I'll Be Back - Terminator

3)If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball - Dodgeball

4)You don't need a license, to drive a sandwich - Spongebob

5) Some people are on the pitch, they think it's all over. It is now! - Kenneth Wolstenholme 1966 World Cup Final

6)"Yes, yes, yes - no! The linesman says no! The linesman says no... It's a goal! It's a goal! Oh, and the Germans go mad at the referee! This Linesman, at the linesman, who can only speak Russian and Turkish... " - describing the immediate debate as to whether Geoff Hurst's shot had crossed the line or not in the 1966 World Cup final

7)We Shall Fight them on the beaches - Winston churchill

[TehHoju]

1. "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair." - Anchorman

2. "Desire is irrelevant. I am a machine" - Terminator (3)

3."This is Sparta!"- 300

4. "I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I AM BEOWULF!" - Beowulf

5. "When I was a kid, we fuckin' respected our parents, we didn't fuckin' eat 'em!" - Undead

[Tussell]

"My name is Stephen Baldwin" - Stephen Baldwin.

[Jabi1]

"Lookie here boys, a lost bird! A lost bird that never learned to fly!" - Davy Jones

"I can't do it captain! I don't have the power!" - Scotty

[eraser halo 08]

4. You can't say war doesn't evolve. In every war, they kill you a different way - I can't remember


That quotes on CoD4, Will Rogers said it

My 5-

"You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world"- Tyler Durden

"You're allowed to say 'fuck' on TV over here, right? Cool....fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!" - Trent Reznor being interviewed in Europe

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
-U.S. Army Training Notice (In Call of Duty 4)

"They say it's made from bits of real panther urine. 60% of the time, it works everytime"- Anchorman

"Fistfuck"- Trent Reznor

[MapleMire]

there is only one 2 i can see him
1. "Can you smell what the rock is cookin"The Rock
2. "You Cant see me!"John Cena

[drakehellsing]

Mr. Anderson, welcome back, we missed you - Agent Smith - The Matrix

Enough is enough! I have had it with these mutherfucking snakes, on this mutherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! We're about to open some fucking windows - Neville Flynn - Snakes on a Plane

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility - Uncle Ben - Spider-Man

Luke, I am your father - Darth Vader - Star Wars

Stay away Jason, these are my children - Freddy Krueger - Freddy Vs Jason

[Eternal]

Only thought of two...

- Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity. ~ Albert Einstein
- Cluster bombings from B-52s are very accurate. They are guaranteed to hit the ground/ ~ USAF Armament

[UNDERWALLY]

''The Cake is a Lie''
''This is the last dance of Lance Vance''- the guy you control in GTA: VC

[v SnOwMaN v]

I got top five, but can't name them right now. One of my favs are from pulp fiction when Jewels says the bible verse.

[TooMuchCowbell]

I like alot of the CoD quotes when you die.
Also this one that isn't from CoD but is something you'd expect to find in it.

"A true soldier fights not because he hates those who are in front of him but because he loves those who are behind him."
-G.K. Chesterton

[Epidemicofhate]

My top 5 (In no particular order):

1. "The greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world he didn't exist." -Verbal (The Usual Suspects)

2. "Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. " -George Carlin

3. "EASY TO INSTALL = Difficult to install, but instruction manual has pictures. "

4. "Those who do not appreciate life do not deserve life." -John (Saw 2)

5. "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." -Priest (Can't remember his name) (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

[The_Elite_Gamer708]

Rosebud-Citizen Kane
Shut the F*** Up Donny- Big Lebowski
Bible verse that Jules recites in Pulp Fiction
Let's have sexy time- Borat
Here's to you, kid-Casablanca

Besides being a game fan, I am also a huge movie fan.

[vI Starlight Iv]

"She wants to f*uck me, she wants my di*ck, in and around her mouth" Seth Superbad Great Film

"We're gona need a bigger boat" Cheif Brody Jaws

"Do or Do not, there is no try" Yoda Star Wars

"That still only counts as one you know" Gimli Lord of the Rings

"Your a fool Harry Potter, abd you will lose everything" Lord Voldermort Hzrry Potter