ThrillKillBill
05-14-2007, 05:27 PM
*Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
**"Hello?"**
**"Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?"**
**"No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**
**"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now."**
Brief Pause.
**"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**
**"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**"I did it, Daddy."**
**"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!"**
**"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**
**"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**"Swimming pool? .............**
**Is this 486-5731?"*
*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
**"Hello?"**
**"Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?"**
**"No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**"But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."**
**"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now."**
Brief Pause.
**"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."**
**"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."**
**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**
**"I did it, Daddy."**
**"And what happened, honey?" He asked.**
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed With no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!"**
**"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"**
**"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."**
*****Long Pause*****
*****Longer Pause*****
*****Even Longer Pause*****
**Then Daddy says,**
**"Swimming pool? .............**
**Is this 486-5731?"*
*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*