Dirty IQ Test

[oVo Pandora oVo]

I got this in my email and thought it was pretty funny so I had to share it of course :)

Dirty IQ Test


Try and answer before reading the answers....LOL.
AND DON'T CHEAT....


Questions...
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?































a dentist
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. What am I?

























































a wedding ring
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?









































peanut butter
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?










































chewing! gum
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads fro! m my shaft.
Both
men and women go down on me. What am I?




























































an elevator
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?










































































a nose
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?






























































a newspaper boy
8.! I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers
to get me off. What am I?




































































a glove
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called
a
big swinger. What am I?


































































a crane
10. I'm at least 6 inche! s long. I leave foamy lubrication when
engaged
in my job. What am I ?































a toothbrush, of course!

[Adam Miller]

After getting the first one obviously wrong, me and my friend managed to get everyone right. Fun though, nice post.:)

[jimmyk05]

very enjoyable

[BlaZiN cdn]

got none of them right:( although I answered what everyone else probably thought at first:p

[Minty]

Not very dirty. Id have thought you could do better than that.

[oVo Pandora oVo]

Not very dirty. Id have thought you could do better than that.

That was the whole point lol very uncharacteristic of me I know lol:p

[CovertDog]

:eek: I'am shocked. I read through it and got all the right answers and couldn't figure out the joke. I then read it again and you know you can insert people's sexual organs in as the answers.:eek: Well I never.:p

[Im a Manatee]

I got the first 3 and the last one right, I guess I tanked.

[ThrillKillBill]

i got 8 of them correct. i missed #4, answered "bread" and i missed #9, i couldn't come up with a answer.

8 out of 10, does that mean i need to get laid more?

(((((my mother got only got 3 correct LoL LoL LoL)))) good stuff

[angry]

I got 6 out of 10 not bad i think. ;)

[lmc059]

i only got one right o well that past like a minute and a half good post :Bounce:

[Haly]

I got 4 of them right, I'm disappointed that I got so many right tbh :p

[WildManWiles01]

After I read the first one and obviously got it wrong (just like everyone else).... I really tried to figure out the rest. I just couldn't get my head out of the gutter, so I failed miserably.

[Fonkey Monkey]

i got 0 right...

[Cisumurug]

Haha the only one I got right was number 7.

[dchispirtle]

I got three or four of them correct. I had a feeling what kind of questions would be on this test before I clicked the topic. I enjoyed it though!

[Maka]

I think the test proves that Im the dirtiest person alive.

[Minty]

I think the test proves that Im the dirtiest person alive.

Well you are a cottager....

[Jdm7399]

I got all of them wrong! Yes, I was thinking dirty, but can you blame me?:p

[ABJeepin]

That was an IQ test...