KingPinn187
04-27-2007, 08:02 PM
Well let me start o by saying that: Why am i playing as the pissed off version of Cindy from Scary Movie with a mole?
Secondly tallass Cougar needs to get shot for sounding like some retard from Dragonball Z, and for falling on his bitch ass waiting for me to spill some blood on him. Also why do i have an evil nerd that lives inside her head telling me wtf to do?
Now for the gameplay (oh god) this is pretty much the crappiest rip off, of Devil May Cry and BloodRayne plus she has a broom on which the bitch cant fly BUT IT SHOOTS..and she has a couple of spells that only make shit worse. example: i cast a goddamn meteor on a street block with a big retard and a tank.... it takes out the whole f**kin block except the tank.. and the last meteor hits the big dumbass in the head im trying to dodge the dildo rockets that keep getting shot at me when Mango falls 10 feet away from me and some how kills me. Then i try the Tornado......... no one died.
The game has 5 difficulties that all give u an achievement for beating them.. except it only gives u one F**KIN point for beating it on the hardest difficulty.
I busted my ass trying to kill some flying fish on top a of an airplane dodging some semen eyeballs just for one goddamn POINT !! Also the last boss fight is ridiculous.. it has got to be the most annoying boss i have ever fought.
And he's NOT EVEN HARD!! he's just a really big homo.
i spent 40 min shooting at his ass just so he can do his gay ass stomp and kill me... WTF MAN !
i beat this game in about 10hrs 5 times and then i had to rubber band my controller and go jerk off for 5 hrs. after that my gamertag gets hacked and my 42,000gs goes up a donkeys ass including 1000 in this game.
WHO EVER MADE THIS GAME SHOULD GET SHOT:uzi:IN THE ASS!!
Once a bitch always a bitch
Secondly tallass Cougar needs to get shot for sounding like some retard from Dragonball Z, and for falling on his bitch ass waiting for me to spill some blood on him. Also why do i have an evil nerd that lives inside her head telling me wtf to do?
Now for the gameplay (oh god) this is pretty much the crappiest rip off, of Devil May Cry and BloodRayne plus she has a broom on which the bitch cant fly BUT IT SHOOTS..and she has a couple of spells that only make shit worse. example: i cast a goddamn meteor on a street block with a big retard and a tank.... it takes out the whole f**kin block except the tank.. and the last meteor hits the big dumbass in the head im trying to dodge the dildo rockets that keep getting shot at me when Mango falls 10 feet away from me and some how kills me. Then i try the Tornado......... no one died.
The game has 5 difficulties that all give u an achievement for beating them.. except it only gives u one F**KIN point for beating it on the hardest difficulty.
I busted my ass trying to kill some flying fish on top a of an airplane dodging some semen eyeballs just for one goddamn POINT !! Also the last boss fight is ridiculous.. it has got to be the most annoying boss i have ever fought.
And he's NOT EVEN HARD!! he's just a really big homo.
i spent 40 min shooting at his ass just so he can do his gay ass stomp and kill me... WTF MAN !
i beat this game in about 10hrs 5 times and then i had to rubber band my controller and go jerk off for 5 hrs. after that my gamertag gets hacked and my 42,000gs goes up a donkeys ass including 1000 in this game.
WHO EVER MADE THIS GAME SHOULD GET SHOT:uzi:IN THE ASS!!
Once a bitch always a bitch