How would you cope in a real zombie crisis?

[xX MaslaN Xx]

Me and my buddy where just sitin around last night and he started askin me what would you do in a real zombie crisis? Well that got me really thinkin, and I told him, "I would do 1 of 2 things get my gun and start shootin, or kill my self" I mean be honest here, its not like one guy could really do anything, and if you teamed up with someone you found its not like their going to be honest with you, they could be hirt and not tell you they could take all your shit and they could stab you in the back.

what would you guys do?

[Zef]

I mean be honest here, its not like one guy could really do anything

Army of Darkness.

I think that we really need to think what would happen upon zombie infestation, global warming obviously causes zombie infestations so we need to cut carbon emissions and eat organic foods to drive them away.

Rather than enact the e-ego practises of grabbing all of the guns in the western hemisphere and 'Rambo-ing' it until they go away, I would gather up all of the stupid people in the world and send them to France. The zombies would then go to France to eat the stupid people, when the zombie concentration is high we nuke the place. Three birds, one nuclear stone.

[invincible rob]

Alright heres the plan, go to mum's, kill philip, sorry philip, get mum, go to liz's, hole up and wait for all this to blow over.
:p

[CovertDog]

I don't think I would have to do anything. The first site of a Zombie and I would have a massive heart attack. You know how ever kid has thier monster that that were scared of grow up. Well mine was Zombies. Even at 34, if I watch a Zombie movie, I will have nightmares. Freakin' Craziness.

[Dark Fury]

Alright heres the plan, go to mum's, kill philip, sorry philip, get mum, go to liz's, hole up and wait for all this to blow over.
:p

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[invincible rob]

How's that for a slice of fried gold?
Yea Boy :biglaugh
Thats the response I was waiting for, Cheers Fury.
but seriouslt, I would just hole up, get a gun and some sharp objects, kill any that come near the doors/windows, I would also raid the local store many times and the local pub for ....err......calming my nerves...:p

[BucklingLeader]

well this guy that goes to the same church as i do every week, he has a house out in the country like 10 maybe 15 miles at the most from where i live, with a gun room in the basement, so im going straight there, that or go to lowe's, ace hardware, or wal-mart and get all the stuff that i can, and maybe take some 360 games while im at it, can earn more gamerscore while waiting for this whole thing to end...XD:p

and i highly suggest you guys read this zombie survival guide, it may come in handy when the undead rise and walk the earth..:p

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628/sr=8-2/qid=1172433151/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-8588317-7853660?ie=UTF8&s=books

[Cisumurug]

Haha Now I want that book :D Because really I don't know what I would do. Unless I had a shrink ray. Then I would shrink all the zombies.

[BlaZiN cdn]

first wat i would do (since i live 2 minutes away from a shopping mall with an eb games) i would grab my baseball bat and my dad's pellet gun (its heavy as hell so itll hurt more if i swung it like a bat) and get the biggest box i have, then drive over to bayshore and go into EB and grab every 360 game, a PS3 and every game out so far (pretty much everything i dont already have) and drive home, lock my doors and windows and play video games until it was all over:)

EDIT: also i would drive to Le Baron Hunting supplies and pick me up a couple shot guns some cross-bows and other nifty thing:p

now that i said this i wish Ottawa was overrun by zombies:p

[Fonkey Monkey]

i would prolly kill myself.:Bounce:

[k_dog]

Alright heres the plan, go to mum's, kill philip, sorry philip, get mum, go to liz's, hole up and wait for all this to blow over.
:p

Wait, what if we can't stay at Liz's?

We Go to the WINCHESTER!!

[Skillet]

I would probably go the Dawn of the Dead route and break into a mall...one that has a very high supply of canned foods.

Then...eventually, I'd abandon the place for an island...prefferably one with a house already built on it and plenty of power generators.

Only, instead of going to Dawn of the Dead route...I would make sure it doesn't have any zombies that would try to ruin my afterparty.

[Mitty34]

I would most likely train the zombies to play my 360 while i was at work, so that they could churn out gamer points like they were nothing. I would have them complete the games that are damn near impossible, i.e Final Fantasy XI.

[invincible rob]

Wait, what if we can't stay at Liz's?

We Go to the WINCHESTER!!
Yeah I want somewhere I can smoke and I want to know where all the exits are.

[Tron]

zombies are bored by akron, so i am in luck, and if they did come i have plenty of firearms to repel them...

[Mingledon]

I read the zombie survival guide, it was actually a very fun read and makes you really want to think.

Especially about who would actually take the time to write all that.

I recommend everyone go out and buy it.

But as for me: I would probably get into the nearest car and drive as far as possible.

What would probably, but hopefully not, happen is that I run out of gas like in all the horror movies (And the Dead Rising movie), and be forced to hope the zombies go away. Or I could car-door beat them.

Or I would try and go for the Indoorsman achievement.

[graf1k]

Wait, what if we can't stay at Liz's?

We Go to the WINCHESTER!!

We certainly can't stay here. It's not safe. And look at the state of it. ;)

If movies have taught me anything it's that in the event that there is a zombie outbreak, head to the nearest mall. That's my plan. :D

[Drednaught X]

i think i would be safe. The zombie's would most likely eat others before me, and do to america's high obiesity rate, they would get full before me or die of complications due to all that fat.

[magictroll]

I'd pretty much live in a mall as well :) But forget about playing X-Box 360. Chances are, we'd lose electricity in a day or 2.

[deej brutal]

i would go into the nearest mall via helicopter with my camera and take pictures of zombies

[MysteryOps]

Being a gun nut, I'd think it'd come down to hightailing it somewhere and stock up on supplies and ammo, probably a walmart or something, then head back home and barricade the place. I have a safe, easily barricadble basement if things go bad, plus it'd be easy enough to get on the roof for target practice.

If nothing else call up all my homes and start a gang of zombie killers like in many of the Romero movies and just have fun humiliating zombies. It would totally come down to Dead Rising fun. If need be I'd draw up some achievements and see if our gang could get 1000 points before we all died. Which is going to happen. Everyone dies. They have to. Or it just isnt a zombie apocalypse.

[SarkeBeeley]

It depends on how people were becoming zombies. If it was through the old bite method I would probably go to the Isle of Man which is just off the coast between Liverpool and Ireland. No-one is likely to go there because it's boring as hell. Oh and they have a 'Fairy Bridge' where people talk to the fairies (seriously) so maybe they'll save me. Now if it's some kind of chemical - type weponry or something that transmits through the air I may just have to kill myself as we're all pretty much buggered.

Or I could accept the inevitable and expose myself to is as soon as possible because once I've turned I probably wont give a crap that I've become a zombie and go on my merry little way looking for lunch. Why fight it. Anyway I'm vegan, it's been ages since I've eaten some meat so it's probably time I got a protein hit!!