Porn DVD Screams Prompt Sword 'Rescue'

[xX MaslaN Xx]

OK today when I got up I turned on the news (FOX News) and I saw something funny as hell, a man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

heres the story
http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pages … geId=1.1.1 (http://www.myfoxchicago.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=9AB25CB2D69A9632D526AC5C088F8280 ?contentId=2454800&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1)

[Cisumurug]

Haha and the sword is a family heirloom. That guy is my hero.

[XxSuicidal_RomancexX]

Wow that's so funny XD! Sounds like something that would be in a comedy flick or something.

[xX MaslaN Xx]

lol I hope this shows any of you guys out there that wish that they could get a girl by breaking down a door with a sword doesnt work in the real world :D

[Tron]

you never know...some girls are into that civil war calvary shit.

[MATTUMUZ]

HAHA, that's pretty damn funny!

Thx
MATTUMUZ

[Bolt]

WHERE IS SHE! (as he kicks in the door highlander-style)

[Phantom 5ive]

Hehehehe! That is really funny, just goes to show that you should NEVER turn it up loud, wear headphones!!...That would be a funny earbuds or headphone commercial! And also, thats what he gets for watching porn in a town called
OCONOMOWOC!!!!

[Mulsiphix]

I think it is nice to know that there are still some decent people out there. He made a mistake but at least he was willing to do something about a possibly bad situation. He was also kick ass enough to do it with a calvary sword! I tip my hat to the gentleman.

[Gunstar Chaos]

No matter what, porn in the news is always funny.

[Shaaady Souljah]

that is nuts. i actually have friends that live in that area, so ive actually been through Oconomowoc. not much to that area, so this was probably front page news. :p

poor guy better not get charged. granted he was trespassing, but he THOUGHT he had good reason. i mean he lives with his mom so its not everyday he gets to use his D&D sword in real life.

[Mulsiphix]

poor guy better not get charged. granted he was trespassing, but he THOUGHT he had good reason. i mean he lives with his mom so its not everyday he gets to use his D&D sword in real life. That would be so messed up if he got in trouble for that. Who in the hell blasts their porn anyway? Well enough that you can hear it outside your friggin house :confused:.

[J2 Da R]

Basically...

That is amazingly awesome.

[Skillet]

Wow...just wow.

[magictroll]

I think it is nice to know that there are still some decent people out there. He made a mistake but at least he was willing to do something about a possibly bad situation. He was also kick ass enough to do it with a calvary sword! I tip my hat to the gentleman.

My thoughts exactly! Imagine if there WAS a rapist and he impaled him with the sword ... would of been sad cuz of the rape part but cool cuz of the impaling :P

[deej brutal]

i can just imagine how the person watching the porn felt when their door was kicked down by a dude with a sword hahahha

[Myncy]

Omg, that is great!

I wish I had a sword, to go on a crime-fighting spree....

[eggnog]

WHERE IS SHE! (as he kicks in the door highlander-style)
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!

Thanks Maslan:
http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/albums/37656/thumbs/i-lold001.jpg_thumb.jpg

[Walcherina]

That's pretty funny

[Drednaught X]

I think we have all been in that situation before, so be nice

[IMportdreams95]

Who do you think felt like the bigger idiot at the end of the day?

[KloudStrife]

Goes to show you not to watch your porn cranked up o.O