How to Make a Woman Happy

[Flea]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22.... a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31.... creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping!
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50 . not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: !

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer

[Spot2009]

Nice list. Gave me a good laugh!

[Cisumurug]

I think I can fulfill those demands to some extent ;) Except being a gynecologist.
*Edit (and to be very rich hah)

[Maka]

So True.... Gotta Love Women!

[oVo Pandora oVo]

Lmao if that was only true about men lol but very funny list even though I disagree ALOT of what was on that list lol besides there is only one thing a man must do and the rest can and would be overlooked. :p

[Minty]

besides there is only one thing a man must do and the rest can and would be overlooked. :p

And that happens to be what exactly??

[oVo Pandora oVo]

you of all people should know the answer to that :p

[dh4645]

nice list.
seems like a good thing to copy and paste into an email to the friends.

[Minty]

you of all people should know the answer to that :p

I have absolutley no idea what your talking about :p

[oVo Pandora oVo]

I have absolutley no idea what your talking about :p

and that's why that list is so long lol

[Pseidon]

So true, so true. Maybe the women playing the console or watching the sports aswell would be a bonus for a man.

[Minty]

and that's why that list is so long lol

The list is long, just like my.... [/top gun joke with some integrity intact]

[SarkeBeeley]

Yep, I agree with Pandora - the majority of men tick very few of those boxes! What's the 'Master' thing about then? I'd like to see someone try!
edit - unless in context, when I give someone permission to be Master!!

[Zef]

Just give a woman a tub of Ben and Jerrys, your credit card and some crappy DVDs and they are happy.

Once I find one I will test my theory out.

[II DEVIANT II]

Lol, yea pretty true.

[SarkeBeeley]

Just give a woman a tub of Ben and Jerrys, your credit card and some crappy DVDs and they are happy.

Once I find one I will test my theory out.
I think you've missed out a pretty important one!! I have my own credit cards, can buy my own Ben & Jerrys and own my own crappy dvd's thank you very much. Why want from a man things you can do yourself? What we want from men are those things that are really usually a bit better if someone else does it for you!

[magictroll]

I think you've missed out a pretty important one!! I have my own credit cards, can buy my own Ben & Jerrys and own my own crappy dvd's thank you very much. Why want from a man things you can do yourself? What we want from men are those things that are really usually a bit better if someone else does it for you!

Like homework?

[excessum01]

A big tongue or a big........






















toe?

[Zef]

Like homework?

I think she means filling out those Tax returns forms.

[BlaZiN cdn]

i went through the list and the ones that DO NOT apply to me:

8,9,10,11,12,14,15,17

i dont know wut master means and i wouldnt know if im a good father

EDIT: ill go through again and put more if i find 'em