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SpideR NY
02-18-2006, 04:38 AM
I hate the King. I want to burn him at the stake. What kind of freak mascot looks in people's windows and sneaks into bed with them? DEATH TO THE KING. so what do you guys think ?
graf1k
02-18-2006, 05:14 AM
I think he's fucking hilarious.

I really hope it turns out he's fightable in FN3. He's hilarious, but I'd love to cave that huge plaster head in.
BucklingLeader
02-18-2006, 05:50 AM
i prefer the talking oven mitt from Arbys ;D
Krazie
02-18-2006, 05:14 PM
I think his commercials are funny as hell, i hate Burger King's food, but their mascot is great..
Always Wrong
02-18-2006, 05:47 PM
How do you not find the humor in those commercials?! They're my favorite. I find it hilarious where hes at that window with all the forest animals out there and just whips out a whopper. Good job to the voice guy too.
SpideR NY
02-18-2006, 07:26 PM
He's a freak. fuck that thing.
nestler16
02-23-2006, 03:31 PM
He's a freak. fuck that thing.


Did he moleste you as a child??? why all teh built up anger hes a mascot
Tron
02-23-2006, 03:37 PM
He's a freak. fuck that thing.

When i have kids, i will let the King watch them....

he is leaps and bounds better than a Tom Arnold talking oven mitt or the questionably pedophile Ronald McDonald..


Spider NY can have his opinion, but i dont think he ever took the time to get to know King like we did...
DarkLif3
02-23-2006, 05:24 PM
I have nightmares about him. Hold me. :'(
Tron
02-23-2006, 06:21 PM
wait until he wakes up next to you... you wont sleep again...muhuha.
DarkLif3
02-23-2006, 06:27 PM
Great. I have trouble sleeping as it is when I see those commercials and now there is a possibility that I might wake up with him beside me. Thanks, I'll never sleep again.
Tron
02-23-2006, 06:28 PM
Great. I have trouble sleeping as it is when I see those commercials and now there is a possibility that I might wake up with him beside me. Thanks, I'll never sleep again.


you are forgetting that you do get a breakfast sandwich when you wake up... so there are some plusses for him sleeping with you.
DarkLif3
02-23-2006, 06:35 PM
I wonder if I would still get that sandwich if he were to sleep on the floor.
Tron
02-23-2006, 06:58 PM
i think you only get tater tots.... dont quote me on that..
nestler16
02-23-2006, 07:11 PM
i dont think they have tater tots at burger king... maybe you just get hashbrowns
Tron
02-23-2006, 07:31 PM
i think we are both right...they are listed as "hash browns" but look like tater tots...

http://www.bk.com/food/index.aspx#buildid=-1
nestler16
02-23-2006, 07:33 PM
wow your right i never got breakfast from burger so i just assumed they looked like the hash browns from mcdonalds
DarkLif3
02-23-2006, 07:34 PM
Damn I think I'll have to go with the sandwich. *sigh*
scoobydiesel
02-24-2006, 01:33 AM
wow i thought we had this already...he scares the flippin hell out of me, seriusly that thing is CREEPY
Krazie
02-24-2006, 04:47 AM
wow i thought we had this already...he scares the flippin hell out of me, seriusly that thing is CREEPY


Bow down to your king, peasant!
scoobydiesel
02-24-2006, 05:09 AM
if i seen the king id crap myself then kill him :-D

so hed bow down to me!
nestler16
02-24-2006, 05:11 AM
wow scooby you got a deep rooted hate for the king
scoobydiesel
02-24-2006, 05:14 AM
lol yeah..hes jsut reepy and im not a BK fan in my area..so eeh :-p
LOST
02-24-2006, 06:05 AM
i <3 BK, and i Love the king.WHERE'S YOURE GOD KNOW??!!! >:(
doadea
02-24-2006, 12:12 PM
Yeah Burger King should have went with a new and funny King commercial for the Super Bowl instead of that lame ass dance routine with all the dancing toppings.
KMB 316
02-24-2006, 12:21 PM
the football commercials were hillarious, but these rapist ones are not.
Tron
02-24-2006, 12:24 PM
the football commercials were hillarious, but these rapist ones are not.

no idea what that means... i liked the fedex when he kicked the baby dino...awesome.
DarkLif3
02-24-2006, 04:43 PM
Yeah Burger King should have went with a new and funny King commercial for the Super Bowl instead of that lame ass dance routine with all the dancing toppings.


Every time I see this commercial I die a little on the inside.
doadea
02-24-2006, 04:46 PM
the football commercials were hillarious, but these rapist ones are not.


rapist? huh?

My fav was the fly and the de-fribulators...the face on the little girl was priceless, as she let go of her balloon...I was on the floor laughing
Tron
02-24-2006, 05:01 PM
the football commercials were hillarious, but these rapist ones are not.


rapist? huh?

My fav was the fly and the de-fribulators...the face on the little girl was priceless, as she let go of her balloon...I was on the floor laughing


oh yeah, where he kills the fly and says "its dead" as they walk in...that was a good one.
SpideR NY
02-24-2006, 07:04 PM
the football commercials were hillarious, but these rapist ones are not.


rapist? huh?

My fav was the fly and the de-fribulators...the face on the little girl was priceless, as she let go of her balloon...I was on the floor laughing


oh yeah, where he kills the fly and says "its dead" as they walk in...that was a good one.
two words : Magic Fridge
Tron
02-24-2006, 08:14 PM
LOL...makes you want to get an apt... :D